Paris Hilton looks so youthful

September 10th, 2007 // 129 Comments
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I’m not going to go so far as to say Paris Hilton used to look hot, but at least she never looked like she got done up by her grandma. I’m surprised she didn’t complete the look and show up to the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards in a pair of mom jeans and sneakers. When her hair dresser asked what look she was going for it’s like she pointed to her grandma and yelled, “Like that, but older!”


  1. #6….you hit that nail right on the head! My first thought was that she looked like she belonged on Green Acres!

    Sings to himself “I just adore a penthouse view. Darling I love you but give me Park Avenue!”

    DAMMIT…now I will never get that song out of my head!

  2. Gee Wally you are not being very nice.

  3. honeycomb's_big_yeahyeahyeah!

    I now have a hankering to go watch “Golden Girls” clips on Youtube now. My favorite is Blanche!!

  4. biatcho

    Today we remember that New Yorkers can really come together in a crunch.

  5. p0nk

    Wally is a very sick man, jimbo. I submit #54 into evidence.

  6. zuzuspetals

    55-
    I actually did just have an amazing cup of coffee.

  7. BunnyButt

    She’s kind of reminding me of Barbara Stanwyck in her “Big Valley” era. Nothing wrong with that, I love Barbara Stanwyck … but Ms. Stanwyck was in her 60s on that show, so I’m not sure the comparison is so flattering for Paris. But Barbara was great!

  8. Hollis

    I think her hair looks amazing, like a 50′s bombshell!! She looks great.

  9. BR

    yah it’s a bit dynasty like and i guess she’s just bored of the same old look. i have a feeling she’s not going to grow old pretty.

  10. Jezebel

    did you notice the hair on her back? I wonder if her stylist had to comb and spray that before she went out just to keep it in place.

  11. ayyyoo

    ugly as ever

  12. danielle

    anyone comparing princess diana to this ugly cunt…YOU OUGHT TO BE A SHAMED OF YOURSELF!!! thats like comparing a kitten to hitler….paris looks nothing like the wonderful diana….nor has she even done half of what diana did. go throw yourself off a mountain and break your necks….ill make sure paris joins you.

  13. aury

    if by “youthfull” you mean “old whore”, then i agree.

  14. LauraE

    #27, what you see on her back is NOT fat, but skin. The padded bra is pushing up so hard, it has to be very, very tight, that’s why the skin in the back is also pushed up. She has breasts in the front, but in the back too, as a result…

    Anyway, could someone tell me where I could buy blue contacts like these ? I love them.

  15. CLAUDIA_DE_SCRATCH

    You can’t turn a whore into a housewife!! That’s for damn sure! BTW my Grandma could rock that ‘do better than Paris. That’s probably cause it was meant for someone my Grandma’s age. I’m so fucking tired of this waste of egg and sperm. She’s never going to be more than a herpes infected, wonky eyed, fake, dumb, stuck up, slut.

  16. Quick throw her some Herpaway!

    Notice the blister on her bottom lip she lipsticked and glossed over (hid).

    Disgusting!

    and to think Fiddy was all over that..hahahaha!

  17. spoofy mcgillicutty

    This is a shallow attempt to look mature before she gets knocked up, nothing more. In six months she will be pregnant, in twelve, up for the “Mother of the Year” award at next years AVA’s. Fuck her. Stick to doing blow at the next trendiest night club, and leave the parenting to the ones that have time to be them…..worthless.

  18. tash

    I don’t beleive she has to wear a push up bra underneath that dress to make it look like she had boobs. plus the fact that all wud be on show seeing as the dress is about 2 sizes too small for her

  19. Oso Polar

    She looks like she was ridden hard and put away wet!!!!!!!

  20. T

    she looks no different than what christina aguilera does to herself … no wait, actually, she looks better.

  21. FRT

    NEW hairdo……SAME pea brain under it!!!!

    What next?

  22. zuzuspetals

    116-
    You’re making fun of someone because they have herpes?!
    Good one! Now let’s make fun of the other 20 percent of the population!

  23. digdug

    She looks hot dammit.

    Yeah, I know she’s as dumb as banging two rocks together. And I know about the herpes and her never-ending ride on the merry-go-round of cock.

    But she still looks damn hot. What is wrong with me?

  24. corey

    i would love to eat her sweet sweet taint yum,i know i would probably get 1000 stds but i dont care i want to taste paris cootch

  25. elka

    i think she looks pretty
    channeling Princess Diana a bit though don’t you think?

  26. Nurse Ratchett

    She looks like a book cover for a Jackie Collins novel.

  27. thats not nice…

  28. Amanda

    OLD BIG WHOREEEE

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