I’m not going to go so far as to say Paris Hilton used to look hot, but at least she never looked like she got done up by her grandma. I’m surprised she didn’t complete the look and show up to the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards in a pair of mom jeans and sneakers. When her hair dresser asked what look she was going for it’s like she pointed to her grandma and yelled, “Like that, but older!”
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boogmeister1 | September 10, 2007 at 7:11 pm
skank!!!
june | September 10, 2007 at 7:11 pm
first?
it’s at least nice that she’s trying something different
Jimbo | September 10, 2007 at 7:14 pm
The magic boobs are back. Doesn’t that hurt when you push them up and out like that? I know if I tried to do that will my balls, I would be crying!!!
Anna | September 10, 2007 at 7:15 pm
Oh, that’s because she got “more mature” after jail…
Apparently going to jail is like a Summer camp of Menopause.
ssdd | September 10, 2007 at 7:17 pm
She always keeps the wonky-eye to the left of the camera side … LOL ..
Mel | September 10, 2007 at 7:22 pm
That was Paris Hilton? I thought it was a Gabor sister!
Jill | September 10, 2007 at 7:27 pm
She kind of has that Morgan Fairchild “primetime soap opera” look. Except that Morgan (no matter what her age) is still a gorgeous gal.
I’m surprised that this is the first time people seem to be noticing that Paris is aging faster than the portrait of Dorian Grey. In some pics I’ve seen, she looks youthful and fresh-faced, but sometimes she looks like she’s as old as her mother.
Jimbo | September 10, 2007 at 7:27 pm
@6 Maybe if she was slapping a cop
justtheobvious | September 10, 2007 at 7:32 pm
Ack, she looks 10 years older with that hair, or maybe just because she isn’t in a bikini.
ninjarobot | September 10, 2007 at 7:39 pm
uh
she looks like hilary clinton
only uglier.
wooohah.com | September 10, 2007 at 7:41 pm
She’s still such a whore. Check out her nasty ass pics with 50 Cent during the VMAs…
http://www.wooohah.com
Where celebrity goes hip-hop
PixieM | September 10, 2007 at 7:44 pm
Phyllis Dillar, but with herpes and racist issues
Fergie | September 10, 2007 at 7:46 pm
Glamorous!
joflo | September 10, 2007 at 7:47 pm
oh man!!! are they remaking that show Dallas?
Cowgirl | September 10, 2007 at 7:51 pm
You’re magic number 8! She has to look more mature now if she is going to be a “mommy”. Didn’t you get the memo?
miki | September 10, 2007 at 7:56 pm
I think she looks absolultely GORGEOUS…reminds me of Princess Diana…
H.A.L.9000 | September 10, 2007 at 8:05 pm
Ooh, Angie Dickinson!!
Oh wait….dang….
H.A.L.9000 | September 10, 2007 at 8:06 pm
PS I love Angie Dickinson…remember Dressed to Kill?
JoeRod | September 10, 2007 at 8:17 pm
Something about her face just spells out B-I-T-C-H!!!
krozz | September 10, 2007 at 8:21 pm
cruella de`vil?
Wicked Wendy | September 10, 2007 at 8:21 pm
at least she is putting more effort than some of her peers into cleaning up her act and actually trying to change her image…..
still a used up waste of space though…….
Binky | September 10, 2007 at 8:24 pm
I don’t like Sarah Silverman humor either Paris.
That girl seems a bit…. bitter….
Jessa | September 10, 2007 at 8:37 pm
I think she looks beautiful and I am not one to say good things about Paris Hilton…
Her new look reminds me of Princess Diana.
Ted from LA | September 10, 2007 at 8:38 pm
Say what you want, but I loved her in Green Acres.
michelle | September 10, 2007 at 9:07 pm
she definitely has grandma hair. it is like she ripped my grandmothers hair and scalp off and put it on her head.
Mike | September 10, 2007 at 9:10 pm
She looks great in that hair. Much better than before. Yeah, she looks older, but not like a grandma. She actually looks pretty classy, which can’t be easy for her to pull off.
Crescendoll | September 10, 2007 at 9:17 pm
Check out the bra/back fat in the last two pics… Someone’s enjoying life out of prison a little too much non?
Karen Newton | September 10, 2007 at 9:26 pm
I think she looks beautiful. It’s the best I’ve ever seen her look.
Sal | September 10, 2007 at 9:31 pm
The best she’s ever looked?!? I didn’t realize knocking off Barbara Bush’s hairdo was a prerequisite for looking good….unless, of course, you’re hoping that sweet old widower who still has his real teeth will let you cut to the front of the blue plate special line…
ya_rly | September 10, 2007 at 9:39 pm
The leopard print goes well with the cold sore on her lip
dj | September 10, 2007 at 9:58 pm
she dressed maturely for once and i actually really like it. the only time im proud of her.
cakey-face | September 10, 2007 at 10:02 pm
iam SO SICK of looking at this herpes-ridden no-talent — that mug makes me want to VOMIT.
the only thing worse than her is her BITCHFACE SISTER.
their parents are the equivelent of 2 doctor frankensteins.
Screw you Superfish | September 10, 2007 at 10:03 pm
superfish is a homo
Screw you Superfish | September 10, 2007 at 10:04 pm
who steals all of the funny jokes on his site from tmz, snl, dane cook or a million other sources because he can’t come up with any original content on his own
Big Mama | September 10, 2007 at 10:18 pm
Doesn’t she know that animal prints, especially leopard, went out with Rod Stewart. Paris is such a DORK!!!!!
BLT | September 10, 2007 at 10:27 pm
Say it with me “BIG WHORE”
God | September 10, 2007 at 10:32 pm
Paris is so sophisticated. She’s my best creation yet.
Hmmm... | September 10, 2007 at 10:33 pm
“Check out the bra/back fat in the last two pics… Someone’s enjoying life out of prison a little too much non?”
Jealous a little, non?
jbird | September 10, 2007 at 10:35 pm
Paris is a GODDESS! Make me your sex-slave Ms. P!!!
cookie monsta | September 10, 2007 at 10:36 pm
holy snappin’ duck shit Paris, you got to be into your 30′s right? Are you guys sure she hasn’t been down at partay-town with Shitme Spears? Lookin’ haggard, bitch!!
Throbb | September 10, 2007 at 10:45 pm
Actually, I think the look is an improvement.
She has a certain sort of milf-y appeal in these photos.
yo | September 10, 2007 at 11:12 pm
HAHAHAHA. Okay, if this look was on someone else, I’d take it seriously. But Paris Hilton??? C’mon. She’s a joke of a human being, this is just funny.
yo | September 10, 2007 at 11:14 pm
Her eyes are hella creepy too.
zuzuspetals | September 10, 2007 at 11:19 pm
I’ve never been a Paris fan, but I think she looks amazing in these photos.
more krazi than hot kelli | September 10, 2007 at 11:25 pm
and speaking of skanky ho’s, guess which stinky little troll has been posting comments over at Perez’s place?
Ted from LA | September 10, 2007 at 11:28 pm
Zuzu,
Please define “amazing.” Is it like, did you see that car crash into the cement fall? That was amazing! Or was it like, did you see that wonky eye on that leopard? That was amazing. I thought you were kind of a pain in the ass in It’s a Wonderful Life. That phoney baby talk bullshit at the end, “Teacher says everytime a a bell rings an angel gets his wings.” Grow up.
MBFH | September 10, 2007 at 11:28 pm
She looks like an adult for once in her life.
By the way – those of the snarky comments above…
The Superficial doesn’t seem to be covering YOUR ass (or mine), so who’s the winner here?
zsa | September 10, 2007 at 11:31 pm
Good God
Queefer Bukakke | September 10, 2007 at 11:34 pm
Eh, I’d still do her with a paper bag over her head. Better yet, a plastic bag, so I wouldn’t have to talk to her afterwards…
Kathleen | September 10, 2007 at 11:46 pm
She looks just like her mom…