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rmeno | February 19, 2007 at 2:43 pm
why does she always have bruises all over her arms???
Charm | February 19, 2007 at 2:43 pm
i have nothing witty to say, what are those marks from?
crazybroad | February 19, 2007 at 2:45 pm
So close to first. Oh well.
Binky | February 19, 2007 at 2:45 pm
Those are old ‘hickies’ from the Austrian Oprea guy
Binky | February 19, 2007 at 2:45 pm
Opera*
pirhan | February 19, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Freaky.
crazybroad | February 19, 2007 at 2:47 pm
The herpes is migrating!!
Binky | February 19, 2007 at 2:47 pm
Of course I’ve seen similar from a paint ball gun – either/or.
RussianMafia | February 19, 2007 at 2:48 pm
Snow white she ain’t. Wait.. snow=coke.. Ah ha!
misterveryze | February 19, 2007 at 2:51 pm
A)Wiseman, you’re a fucking retard
B)Maybe those marks are from acupuncture
C)But more likely its from tumbling with nice guys from the GGW crew
foxyloxy | February 19, 2007 at 2:51 pm
aren’t they marks from cupping therapy – she must need detoxing
tito | February 19, 2007 at 2:53 pm
So much for the rumors that she had surgery to fix her eye.
stylebites | February 19, 2007 at 2:55 pm
The marks on her chest… looks like an initiation ritual. Will our darling Paris be Scientology’s newest recruit?
dharma | February 19, 2007 at 2:56 pm
i dont really care about this looser im just posting to say WTF @ #8
JungleRed | February 19, 2007 at 2:56 pm
Hey, Superfish guy, “Wiseman” is ruining your site. Plus he’s a total nut job who’s probably dining on the entrails of some homeless person he’s killed and stuffed into his refrigerator. Little help, please?
JungleRed | February 19, 2007 at 2:58 pm
Wow, that’s service. I just posted my complaint and Lo! the offending scripture was removed. I wish my real life worked like that. Sigh.
dharma | February 19, 2007 at 2:58 pm
ok some one SMART just removed the previouse #8 wiseman’s comment
Binky | February 19, 2007 at 2:59 pm
#15 WTF is my evil twin.
(I guess the Fish guy finally glanced at his site and found an eraser)
dharma | February 19, 2007 at 3:00 pm
@ #17 junglered how did u read my mind?
endometriorama | February 19, 2007 at 3:02 pm
AIDS RASH
wedgeone | February 19, 2007 at 3:02 pm
#13 – True. True.
She’s so coked out / smoked out that she can’t remember how to properly apply foundation to her face & chest.
Maybe Britney and Paris could be in the next Pink Panther movie sequel. Peter Sellers & Steve Martin had to act like a complete train wreck, but to these two, being a train wreck comes naturally.
The Professional Celebutard Strikes Again. Starring Paris Hilton as Inspector Clousette, and Britney Spears as Chief Inspector Dumbpuss.
Damn.
dharma | February 19, 2007 at 3:06 pm
@ binky the superfish guy should also use that eraser to permantly erase paris from this website forever cause honestly nobody cares about this bitch she could have 3rd degree burns on her face
N@ughty | February 19, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Who knows? maybe she was in the sun too long, realized it had been 12 hours, stepped out, looked in the mirror and said “I’m so hot.” but i wonder if she meant literally…?
~N@ughty
misanthrope | February 19, 2007 at 3:09 pm
Ugh, WiseMan is a dick.
I think those marks are from something called ‘cupping’. Gweneth Paltrow had them on her back a few years ago. That doesn’t explain her face though.
coachres | February 19, 2007 at 3:14 pm
#20 nailed it: H.I.V.
Chloebelly | February 19, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Okay, I’m pretty sure that the marks on her chest are from the Chinese medicinal treatment called “cupping”. But, I have absolutely no idea about her nose! Doesn’t she have anyone looking out for her to tell her when her makeup has gone drastically wrong!
I wonder….did anyone else notice that the right side (our left) of her bottom lip looks like it has a sore she’s tried to cover up with lip gloss!
SinnersterSaint | February 19, 2007 at 3:17 pm
it also looks like she’s losing an extension…
my_electriclove | February 19, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Her hair extension is sticking out of the side of her head.
karifarrell | February 19, 2007 at 3:22 pm
Suh-WEEEEEET!!!! We finally got rid of WiseMan?!? About freaking time!!!
As for Paris….I think maybe she just gets her ass kicked all the time for being a drunken idiot. She probably has a bruise on her nose and overdid it trying to hide it with makeup. Tried to hide the chest ones with glitter bronzer? Who cares. She’s yucky.
kristi | February 19, 2007 at 3:23 pm
isn’t it just bronzer she forgot to rub in?
Smackage | February 19, 2007 at 3:24 pm
are you really trying to imply that she usually looks much better than this?
karifarrell | February 19, 2007 at 3:26 pm
Oh, wait! Maybe those are marks from when people threw things at her in Austria. Wow….she didn’t Feel that back then? Those are some good painkillers…
herbiefrog | February 19, 2007 at 3:26 pm
didnt she owe someone…
…an apology?
ravensavage | February 19, 2007 at 3:32 pm
It looks like RINGWORM! Seriously… you can see that she tried to cover it up with some kind of sparkly gold makeup. Any kind of hickey would not just look like a ring. She is nasty enough Im sure it’s ringworm.
jessamyn | February 19, 2007 at 3:34 pm
look close. it’s not from cupping.
she def just was riding to the event in her limo and said to herself “i need more bronzer on my chest” and is so stupid she literally just took the sparkly bronzer brush and beat it against herself.
i also am loving the hair extension poking out on the left there. you can even see where its clipped in.
classy to the max.
nico | February 19, 2007 at 3:37 pm
that is definitely from cupping, I had a friend who showed up at the beach with those marks all over her back…
Chloebelly | February 19, 2007 at 3:44 pm
Ha! #35. I didn’t even notice the hair extension poking out. I…can’t…stop…staring…
:)
woodhorse | February 19, 2007 at 3:47 pm
I’ve worked in the medical field for 20 years and have never seen a case of ringworm that bad – not even on animals. Maybe she doesn’t understand that you RUB IT IN not SNORT THE ANTIFUNGAL CREAM.
karifarrell | February 19, 2007 at 3:50 pm
Yes, they do cupping on the back…I don’t know about the chest. Besides, since when does SHE give a damn about her health? Doesn’t make sense. I think someone poked her hard with the end of her broomstick.
woodhorse | February 19, 2007 at 3:51 pm
God Bless #10, #15, #17, #24 – I was ready to never come back Fish. I hate that slime Wiseman – he is too sick for public exposure.
grape | February 19, 2007 at 3:54 pm
Oh my god, it’s too brilliant to even comprehend. It IS bronzer, I’m sure of it. Pretty sure you don’t do cupping on your chest. And that hair extension. Looks like the tail off a rodent. Oh wait, she is a rodent. She has the right nose for it. She’s gonna gaff a 500 pound marlin with that sucker sooner of later.
woodhorse | February 19, 2007 at 4:01 pm
Nope: looked at all the pics – I vote ringworm on the chest, coke smear on the nose.
grape | February 19, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Maybe that’s how big ringworms get when they are fed lots of coke and sperm?
Tehlilmuffin | February 19, 2007 at 4:03 pm
Yeah if you look closely the brown rings are from bronzer that she apparently put on with a baby food jar… and as for the foundation on her nose yeah I don’t really have an answer for that
holly_golightly_84 | February 19, 2007 at 4:06 pm
those look like cupping marks…Chinese medicine drs usually do that b4 acupuncture. and you can get it done on the chest.
Kat | February 19, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Umm..hickeys??
Dobbson | February 19, 2007 at 4:10 pm
shroomin + getting ready for a party = powerful good times.
eXtasyStef | February 19, 2007 at 4:16 pm
The mushroom tattoo is supposed to go on her forehead.
majikthise | February 19, 2007 at 4:21 pm
no, those are impact bruises from me turkey slapping her when she choked on my meat. she LOVES the cock..
Truthseeker013 | February 19, 2007 at 4:22 pm
I’m forced, in the interests of the Greater Truth, to defend Paris. Those blotches are a form of acupuncture, using glass bowls heated and applied all over the torso to draw out bad humors. eriously. Now, if you’ll excuse me, self-flagellation with a chain saw is now in order for me…