Paris Hilton looks like hell

why does she always have bruises all over her arms???

i have nothing witty to say, what are those marks from?

So close to first. Oh well.

Those are old ‘hickies’ from the Austrian Oprea guy

Opera*

Freaky.

The herpes is migrating!!

Of course I’ve seen similar from a paint ball gun – either/or.

Snow white she ain’t. Wait.. snow=coke.. Ah ha!

A)Wiseman, you’re a fucking retard
B)Maybe those marks are from acupuncture
C)But more likely its from tumbling with nice guys from the GGW crew

aren’t they marks from cupping therapy – she must need detoxing

So much for the rumors that she had surgery to fix her eye.

The marks on her chest… looks like an initiation ritual. Will our darling Paris be Scientology’s newest recruit?

i dont really care about this looser im just posting to say WTF @ #8

Hey, Superfish guy, “Wiseman” is ruining your site. Plus he’s a total nut job who’s probably dining on the entrails of some homeless person he’s killed and stuffed into his refrigerator. Little help, please?

Wow, that’s service. I just posted my complaint and Lo! the offending scripture was removed. I wish my real life worked like that. Sigh.

ok some one SMART just removed the previouse #8 wiseman’s comment

#15 WTF is my evil twin.
(I guess the Fish guy finally glanced at his site and found an eraser)

@ #17 junglered how did u read my mind?

AIDS RASH

#13 – True. True.

She’s so coked out / smoked out that she can’t remember how to properly apply foundation to her face & chest.

Maybe Britney and Paris could be in the next Pink Panther movie sequel. Peter Sellers & Steve Martin had to act like a complete train wreck, but to these two, being a train wreck comes naturally.
The Professional Celebutard Strikes Again. Starring Paris Hilton as Inspector Clousette, and Britney Spears as Chief Inspector Dumbpuss.
Damn.

@ binky the superfish guy should also use that eraser to permantly erase paris from this website forever cause honestly nobody cares about this bitch she could have 3rd degree burns on her face

Who knows? maybe she was in the sun too long, realized it had been 12 hours, stepped out, looked in the mirror and said “I’m so hot.” but i wonder if she meant literally…?
~N@ughty

Ugh, WiseMan is a dick.

I think those marks are from something called ‘cupping’. Gweneth Paltrow had them on her back a few years ago. That doesn’t explain her face though.

#20 nailed it: H.I.V.

Okay, I’m pretty sure that the marks on her chest are from the Chinese medicinal treatment called “cupping”. But, I have absolutely no idea about her nose! Doesn’t she have anyone looking out for her to tell her when her makeup has gone drastically wrong!
I wonder….did anyone else notice that the right side (our left) of her bottom lip looks like it has a sore she’s tried to cover up with lip gloss!

it also looks like she’s losing an extension…

Her hair extension is sticking out of the side of her head.

Suh-WEEEEEET!!!! We finally got rid of WiseMan?!? About freaking time!!!
As for Paris….I think maybe she just gets her ass kicked all the time for being a drunken idiot. She probably has a bruise on her nose and overdid it trying to hide it with makeup. Tried to hide the chest ones with glitter bronzer? Who cares. She’s yucky.

isn’t it just bronzer she forgot to rub in?

are you really trying to imply that she usually looks much better than this?

Oh, wait! Maybe those are marks from when people threw things at her in Austria. Wow….she didn’t Feel that back then? Those are some good painkillers…

didnt she owe someone…

…an apology?

It looks like RINGWORM! Seriously… you can see that she tried to cover it up with some kind of sparkly gold makeup. Any kind of hickey would not just look like a ring. She is nasty enough Im sure it’s ringworm.

look close. it’s not from cupping.

she def just was riding to the event in her limo and said to herself “i need more bronzer on my chest” and is so stupid she literally just took the sparkly bronzer brush and beat it against herself.

i also am loving the hair extension poking out on the left there. you can even see where its clipped in.

classy to the max.

that is definitely from cupping, I had a friend who showed up at the beach with those marks all over her back…

Ha! #35. I didn’t even notice the hair extension poking out. I…can’t…stop…staring…
:)

I’ve worked in the medical field for 20 years and have never seen a case of ringworm that bad – not even on animals. Maybe she doesn’t understand that you RUB IT IN not SNORT THE ANTIFUNGAL CREAM.

Yes, they do cupping on the back…I don’t know about the chest. Besides, since when does SHE give a damn about her health? Doesn’t make sense. I think someone poked her hard with the end of her broomstick.

God Bless #10, #15, #17, #24 – I was ready to never come back Fish. I hate that slime Wiseman – he is too sick for public exposure.

Oh my god, it’s too brilliant to even comprehend. It IS bronzer, I’m sure of it. Pretty sure you don’t do cupping on your chest. And that hair extension. Looks like the tail off a rodent. Oh wait, she is a rodent. She has the right nose for it. She’s gonna gaff a 500 pound marlin with that sucker sooner of later.

Nope: looked at all the pics – I vote ringworm on the chest, coke smear on the nose.

Maybe that’s how big ringworms get when they are fed lots of coke and sperm?

Yeah if you look closely the brown rings are from bronzer that she apparently put on with a baby food jar… and as for the foundation on her nose yeah I don’t really have an answer for that

those look like cupping marks…Chinese medicine drs usually do that b4 acupuncture. and you can get it done on the chest.

Umm..hickeys??

shroomin + getting ready for a party = powerful good times.

The mushroom tattoo is supposed to go on her forehead.

no, those are impact bruises from me turkey slapping her when she choked on my meat. she LOVES the cock..

I’m forced, in the interests of the Greater Truth, to defend Paris. Those blotches are a form of acupuncture, using glass bowls heated and applied all over the torso to draw out bad humors. eriously. Now, if you’ll excuse me, self-flagellation with a chain saw is now in order for me…