Paris Hilton must’ve had a recital

February 20th, 2009 // 122 Comments

Paris Hilton made a conscious decision to go out clubbing last night dressed like a ballerina. I don’t know about you, but when I think about beauty, balance and poise, I think about Paris Hilton. At least until I see a picture of her not even walking straight thanks to a flare-up. Then I think about crying and maybe using condoms in the future. – - Ha ha ha, kidding. I just cry.


  1. el ces

    Looks like a costume party.
    She’s still pretty, but TMZ always takes the meanest pics of her.

  2. Its hilarious how Tina Fey thinks that paris looks like a man. I think I would have to agree on that one!

  3. Borat

    She make gypsy look fuckable.

  4. undone4937

    i like her dress

  5. vmc

    Ahhhhhh Team Polizei was there!!!!!! You can see his M5 in pic 1&5. they’re hot!

  6. Emma

    Is she ever going to realize collagen is NOT a good idea?

  7. hazmat

    AnthonyTriolo.com – DELICIOUS!!

  8. kiwi

    Since when do ballerinas have knock-knees? Graceful my a$$.

  9. Dr. Cornelia J. Dogbarker, PhD rescinded

    This is the dress that this stupid wonky-eyed, bird-nosed bitch should wear the next time she goes to jail. Prostitution is still illegal, so she’ll certainly be going soon….

  10. Marketta

    Wow! Martha Stewart has lost a lot of weight. Good for you Mar…. wait , Paris? Oh, nevermind.

  11. hacker

    I have joined the site “C e l e b m i n g l e. C 0 M” someone motioned here, though there are really many certified rich guy and beauties, but I feel disappeared because a girl asked me about my annual income,…maybe she is a gold digger?

  12. Poor Little Bulging-Eyed Bloody Seal

    I’ll be back when you least expect it!

  13. whatevez

    are we sure owen wilson didn’t have a recital? she looks exactly like him.

  14. Ralph

    hahahah!!!!!!!!! i agree with the post above hahahah!!!!
    god she´s UGLY!!!!

  15. BaccusVoexDrosera

    I wholey agree with #19 about #16… style leader? Paris? Ya, and Geri Halliwell is the next Shakespere.

    And #27 LOL!

  16. BaccusVoexDrosera

    I wholey agree with #19 about #16… style leader? Paris? Ya, and Geri Halliwell is the next Shakespere.

    And #27 LOL!

  17. Teddy

    those lipss r so fake.. There is seriously something wrong with her face!!!!!!!!!

  18. Only

    Spastic Eye

  19. vaughn

    From the looks of it(the masques and intricate outfits) she’s going to a mardi gras ball.

  20. Team Polizei it’s the best and paris is hot

  21. She aged like 10 years since the last picture I saw from her!

  22. What the hell is wrong with your face? Paris has never been great, but it was at least moderately attractive, Now you look 40 years cokehead.

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