Paris Hilton must’ve had a recital

Paris Hilton made a conscious decision to go out clubbing last night dressed like a ballerina. I don’t know about you, but when I think about beauty, balance and poise, I think about Paris Hilton. At least until I see a picture of her not even walking straight thanks to a flare-up. Then I think about crying and maybe using condoms in the future. – – Ha ha ha, kidding. I just cry.

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