Paris Hilton made a conscious decision to go out clubbing last night dressed like a ballerina. I don’t know about you, but when I think about beauty, balance and poise, I think about Paris Hilton. At least until I see a picture of her not even walking straight thanks to a flare-up. Then I think about crying and maybe using condoms in the future. – - Ha ha ha, kidding. I just cry.
Photos: Pacific Coast News
First you busted-face cunts
Amy Winehouse Dances Under the Stars For Us: Rejoice!
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#1 – did I say you could talk? Did I? DID I? Imma go Canadian seal on your face, bitch.
What a life…. when all you have to do is shop, party and fuck anything that moves.
I spent all that time on this composition and the stars didn’t post right. I really wanna cry I try so hard
Don’t you ever think her life’s theme song is “Beautiful Dirty Rich” by Lady GaGa?
Er, minus the whole “Beautiful” part?
Sweet lip injections.
Is it me or is she just NOT aging well??
She’s almost TOO beautiful.
She has some nasty looking legs and feet. Are you sure Paris isn’t a tranny?
Oh my, one of the first unflattering pictures I’ve seen of Paris Hilton … Big Bird with skin instead of feathers !! Big Bird is cuter ! :)
Anus lips.
@2: The first time I saw your Amy Winehouse portrait, I thought it was Howard Stern. No hate, just saying.
When I first read this I thought it said she must have had a “rectal.”
Then I realized that’s old news.
Jeebus – Look at her face! It looks like she had a stroke! Of course, with her, how would you ever know if her speech or cognitive abilities were impaired…
Damn, Paris is so adorable in that dress! There’s just so much style in this girl that it’s no wonder she donates so many clothes to great charities. You just never see her in the same outfit twice. Always a style leader.
Randal
I can’t tell what’s more disturbing: Paris Hilton in her outfit or the goddamned bloody seal ad that makes me throw up every time I’m trying to read an article.
Hmm. She looks like the trannies I beat to sometimes.
I think @16 is really Paris Hilton!!
you’re right FRIST, she’s not aging well… she’ll have those sagging Phyllis Diller jowls before you know it
I want to see the bloody seal thing. It doesn’t come up on my computer.
She’s starting to look old, poor Paris…
That’s what I was thinking FRIST!!!, a harbinger of cosmetic surgery to come.
It would be funny if a large black man knocked her out with a right hook and sodomized her until her anus looked like ground beef. She would wake up shitting out burger patties
Well, we’ve seen how well plastic surgery has worked for her so far..HA!!
(wonk eye, hook nose, asslips)
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
Anybody remember Gumby’s horse, Pokey?
Damn. She is looking more and more like a tranny every day.
God, she gets more and more hideous every day. She looks like a dying praying mantis.
Well, since she never wears the same outfit twice, we won’t have to worry about seeing her in it ever again!
god she looks like a tramp baked in a marinade of whore, sprinkled with freshly grated herps
Does Fish have a worse hangover than me? What’s with the slow-coming stories??
2. Candy O -
I am f-ing pissed that this asshole keeps stealing my name.
CANDYO is leaving this stupid website.
Any other CANDYO’s who posts is that asshole.
Dear CandyO, we would love to dedicate this lulabye to you it’s called: Watch your Ass from the door on your way out in C Sharp, by Hukuld Ghivafuk.
She is so sad. Eventually she’ll die of drug overdose because nobody will be able to look at her without vomiting and she won’t be allowed to go outside her house. Sad, sad story.
webbed feet!? Paris Hilton is a DUCK. and not a cute one.
:::::::: Paris will always be SKINNY, always :::::::: http://www.ThisIsWhyYoureSkinny.com
Possibly the worst human being of all time… (With certain exceptions)
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/stars/paris-hilton.html
i love how in the 6th picture theres a “public parking” sign pointing right at her whore face. What the fuck is wrong with it? She looks fucking gross!!
What in the hell is wrong with her face? Paris was never gorgeous but she was at least moderately attractive… now she looks like a 40 year old cokehead.
Everytime I see that retarded picture I start laughing! Paris is getting old folks
what happened to her face???? did she recently have some new operations??
OMG, look at her face in the 2nd pic!! HAHAHAHA!!!! nasty.
she was always fugly but man, she is looking REALLY old. if she had any muscle on that bony frame, she’d look like the crypt keeper / madonna.
LOL….she’s wasted.
Kinda like the seal….
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oh my god that fucking bloody seal. What the fuck.
Does this woman, who lives to shop, not own ONE outfit that is classy or attractive? I don’t understand clothing designers that give her free stuff. Is she really the person you want associated with your line?
hahahahaha @Jesssss – I was thinking the same thing!
Way to spoil my appetite for Carpaccio tonight…
RANDAL! Glad to have you back, man. I thought you may have had an accident, you know, following Paris around and laying in puddles for her while she stabbed stilettos into your back to walk across. Something tells me you might actually enjoy that.
Her face and body appear to be melting!
Why can’t this twat go out with Chris Brown next? Maybe he’ll beat the shit out of her! We can only dream………..