Paris Hilton likes illegal pets
Apparently the monkey that’s been causing trouble for Paris Hilton isn’t a monkey at all, but rather a kinkajou that’s illegal to own in California.
The hotel heiress returned home from a trip to Las Vegas with her latest animal friend, even though it is illegal to keep the creatures as pets in Los Angeles.
“We’ll send them a letter just to let them know we’re aware they have a restricted species,” a spokesperson for the California Department of Fish and Game told Teen Hollywood.
Hilton’s representative Elliot Mintz explained, “Paris is a law-abiding citizen. If she receives a letter from the Fish and Game people, I’m sure it will be reviewed and acted upon accordingly.”
As long as whatever it is keeps on biting and clawing Paris’ face, I say we get a petition going around to let her keep the damn thing. It’ll only be a matter of months before we hear about Paris contracting rabies after her crazy kinkajou bites her in the leg. And you can’t put a price on Paris Hilton with rabies. You could try, but you’d just end up looking like an idiot.
Thanks to Linda for the tip.
Paris Hilton in trouble over illegal pet [Digital Spy]