Paris Hilton leaves LAX after arriving from Cannes

May 25th, 2006 // 318 Comments

  1. Feed_Me_Chocolate

    that’s *why*, I meant to say

  2. mushmouth

    She looks like Flavor Flav after Michael Jackson surgery in this pic.

  3. prettierthanmeganharris

    Mushmouth sounds like what happens when you eat one of the Skankette infested mushrooms.

  4. sissybelle

    Paris Herpton not only looks like a cartoon character here, but a drunk cartoon character. And where is Braindead Davis?

  5. sissybelle

    Paris Herpton not only looks like a cartoon character here, but a drunk cartoon character. And where is Braindead Davis?

  6. tsarinaamanda

    Hey Feed_me,

    I forgot to mention that I am impressed that you can afford a house ANYWHERE in CA. IMO, that makes you obviously not poor. I live in Northern VA, and it’s basically the same here. Besides, being rich doesn’t make you classy, decent, or a worthwhile person, as is evident from our favorite skank, Parasite Hilton. And now that I think about it, Whipper IS most likely HWMNBN, they do seem too similar…

  7. sissybelle

    Damn — double post — sorry –

  8. BSfan

    All will be forgiven my son but first you must take the stone of regret up to the top of the mountain of agony. Then you must whip yourself 1000 times with the Whip of Eternal Hell Fire. Then when you come down from the the mountain you must walk through the valley of Suffering where you will battle with Paris Hilton’s Herpes. After you will wander through the cave of Unendeding torture where you must bath in the foutain of Blissful Tears. Upon emerging your sins will be forgiven.

  9. sissybelle

    Skanks; I mean, Thanks.

  10. BSfan

    Tsk tsk… For that mistake you must start all over again.

  11. Feed_Me_Chocolate

    306

    Thanks, I knew that the majority of the posters on here are decent people. It’s the dipshits that ruin it for the rest of us.

  12. Aaronmalamend

    I ate whipper_willow’s liver with a nice chianti and some farve-beans… fuhhth-fuhhth-fuuh-fuuuh!!

  13. BSfan

    Wow I didn’t think it was possible but you actually typed out the Hannibal Lector sound perfectly.

  14. HollywoodIsOverRated

    SHE LOOKS LIKE A FREAKIN DUMBASS!!!

    plus i’ve never really liked paris. she’s fake and being a girl and her also being a girl its pretty much degrading.

  15. Julie_Smashing_baby

    I heard somewhere that Paris Hilton is seropositive..In my opinion maybe she is..

  16. Paris Hilton is still alive? Oh wait, ya I can smell her.

  17. sugarintheytank

    whissper willow whatever…

    SNITCH. Pussy, I get behind people like this on the road, cut off my headlights, and they are shitting in their pants as they futilely bust uneasy U-ies and I ride their ass the whole time….and then???

    True stories.

    What a gimp.

  18. sita

    I’ve worn the same outfit lol…

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