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Celeb_Hater | May 25, 2006 at 3:17 pm
huzzah first
and paris is a skeez
Celeb_Hater | May 25, 2006 at 3:18 pm
ps- when will these horrid sunglasses go out of style?
did no one learn anything about style regret from the ’80s??
Skip Smith | May 25, 2006 at 3:22 pm
I can see down her shirt in some of those pics! So happy.
DancingQueen | May 25, 2006 at 3:23 pm
Her horribly obnoxious outfits just scream “look at me!”
pinky_nip | May 25, 2006 at 3:23 pm
What’s with the damn sweats everyday? Is she turning into George Costanza?
Or maybe they’re just nice and comfy on those “outbreak” days.
DancingQueen | May 25, 2006 at 3:25 pm
What is up with her too long pants? Hasn’t she learned anything from Britney? Hey Paris, put your hat on straight you dumb bitch!
bone_daddio | May 25, 2006 at 3:27 pm
Actually the outfit is official “My Herpes is Flaring Up” garb as outlined by the CDC. Go ahead, check it out if you want. She’s just following the proper guidelines. As if our top superficial muckety muck didn’t know that. His response –> “What, who me?”
Eye Candy | May 25, 2006 at 3:27 pm
Since when has she ever been a fan of Ferrari!!! plus i have to say the fat man shes with in all the pics is sooo hot!!maybe it’s the fact he’s standing next to a dweeb named paris from the looney toons…wait looney toons is soo cool unlike paris hilton.
Binky | May 25, 2006 at 3:28 pm
Hey – what fashion-istas !
I wear the same outfit when I’m hunting Wabbits.
BSfan | May 25, 2006 at 3:33 pm
She does look rather cartoony.
*nods in agreement*
BSfan | May 25, 2006 at 3:33 pm
She does look rather cartoony.
*nods in agreement*
Agatha | May 25, 2006 at 3:34 pm
She looks like the Aryan version of Anna Nicole Smith’s gay interior designer, whose name I don’t care to look up.
Jack | May 25, 2006 at 3:38 pm
She should take a page out of my book and not wear pants at all at the airport, just a trenchcoat. Believe me, whenever I flash it open, the little children love it, if their screams of what must be sheer delight are any guide.
kandyk0119 | May 25, 2006 at 3:38 pm
She’s wearing those big sunglasses so noone can see how shitty she looks w/out makeup, and she really needs her neck shaved in the back, YUK!
Jacq | May 25, 2006 at 3:38 pm
Are sweat-suits the new black?
BSfan | May 25, 2006 at 3:40 pm
# 15 Perhaps black sweat-suits?
BSfan | May 25, 2006 at 3:42 pm
#3 upon further review of the pictures I find there is nothing much to look at.
Saucie | May 25, 2006 at 3:42 pm
#12 It’s Bobby Trendy.
UNWASHEDMASSES | May 25, 2006 at 3:46 pm
Hey, everybody, it’s Poke-a-ho! The new Pokemon character. Her abilities are as follows: can cause itchy crotch, cast herpes in a ten foot area, lower the I.Q.s of all within earshot, and the power to blind by routinely exposing herself. BTW, Pokemon is Jap for “pocket monster”. How fitting when one considers the little nasties she must be keeping in her cockpocket.
HollyJ | May 25, 2006 at 3:50 pm
Is it just me or is her head too small for her body… kinda like
http://orbital.encapsule.com/~cdr/coolpix700samples/praying_mantis.jpg
pinky_nip | May 25, 2006 at 3:50 pm
I can smell her from here.
BSfan | May 25, 2006 at 3:52 pm
#20 OMG! You’re right. I never really noticed it before but with this outfit she MUST be an alien.
Maybe she’s going to contact the mothership?
Iambananas | May 25, 2006 at 3:53 pm
I kind of like Paris… except she has no sence of waht money is, is spoiled (and nt in a good way), is weird, and strikes me as stupid.
86 | May 25, 2006 at 3:54 pm
15 apparently so, huh?? The Juicy look is sooo over. Are you 16 Paris? Someone needs to tie her down and make her work for a living. That is completely unrelated to sweatsuits I just can’t help but say it!!
the_pigeon_finds_a_hotdog | May 25, 2006 at 3:54 pm
Look at how grimy her pants are from dragging on the ground. I guess wearing pants with swiffer dirt sweepers at the flare is the newest in hot couture. She looks like a custodial arts specialist.
BSfan | May 25, 2006 at 3:55 pm
Yes but then she has so many other *sarcasm* redeeming qualities *sarcasm*
86 | May 25, 2006 at 3:57 pm
Kiki the Albino not-so-Superhero. To the rescue. Of luggage cart pushers everywhere. In a drowsy voice, “mind if I just stand here? You do that soo wellll.”
Dr.Rokter | May 25, 2006 at 3:58 pm
#25 “That’s haute!”
RichPort | May 25, 2006 at 4:00 pm
She looks like she just left a midget gangbang.
I wouldn’t touch her with a full body condom. If we spray Summer’s Eve on her, will she disappear?
Gigi | May 25, 2006 at 4:01 pm
An aqua sweat suit with ginormously flared legs, the glasses, the cocked hat….Isn’t she almost 25? It’s time to stop dressing like a Japanime character. And why are her pants so filthy? Did she have to wade through a sewage treatment plant on her way to the airport?
endometriorama | May 25, 2006 at 4:01 pm
fucking huge sunglasses. goggles for retards.
Grphdesi23 | May 25, 2006 at 4:02 pm
I thought for a second it was Elton John.
Fuckin’ twat.
Zanna | May 25, 2006 at 4:02 pm
Notice that like…NOBODY is even looking at her.
ScriptRadar | May 25, 2006 at 4:03 pm
Did she ride a short plane?
xAgonyxScenex | May 25, 2006 at 4:04 pm
crappy dresser and she’s ugly as hell
Derek Hail | May 25, 2006 at 4:04 pm
to the writer of the superficial -
You should definately try and do a post including the new nipple slip pictures from her video filming. You can find them here: (NSFW some pictures)
http://www.derekhail.com/2006/05/25/paris-hilton-rolls-around-in-the-sand/
Paris HIlton was filming her new video, and she managed to pull off her bathing suit by accident and expose her nipple. Thus releasing an epidemic on the beach. Poor camera men.
pinky_nip | May 25, 2006 at 4:05 pm
It’s like looking at the sun, Zanna, you could go blind just looking at her for too long.
vbbrooklyn | May 25, 2006 at 4:06 pm
can she not afford clean clothes??? what’s happening at the bottom of her pants there? was she just dipped for lice or something?
Iambananas | May 25, 2006 at 4:08 pm
Dior Big Sunglasses… $300
Trucker Hat… $30
Matching Velour sweats… $580
Being too trendy and embarrassing yourself… Priceless.
peep | May 25, 2006 at 4:10 pm
nice dirty pants….she is such a freak of nature…..should take a break from the crack.
PapaHotNuts | May 25, 2006 at 4:12 pm
Ferrari stock just went down $4.00 per share.
PapaHotNuts | May 25, 2006 at 4:13 pm
I think I’d forgive Osama for 9/11 if he would just crash that bitch’s plane.
Iambananas | May 25, 2006 at 4:14 pm
This is better, you guys, look at this one…
http://www.gawker.com/news/katie-couric/katie-writes-the-answers-on-the-bottom-of-her-shoe-176396.php
She’s an idiot.
Iambananas | May 25, 2006 at 4:15 pm
#42, don’t even joke like that.
jessieo | May 25, 2006 at 4:21 pm
Well– you can tell she’s down to Earth, because she actually put her own magazine in the cart for her flunkie to push instead of having the flunkie put the magazine on the cart for her. So she’s just keepin’ it rizzle, fo shizzle.
melissajune | May 25, 2006 at 4:21 pm
i’m really suprised she only has one suitcase. it must be easy to shove a few pairs of sweats in a suitcase. yet she still has a guy pushing that cart for her.
PapaHotNuts | May 25, 2006 at 4:22 pm
I will not respond..I will not respond..I will not respond..I will not respond..I will not respond..I will not respond..I will not respond..I will not respond..
Libraesque | May 25, 2006 at 4:22 pm
eeeeewwww, so fucking nasty, glad to see someone has taken the responsibility to clean up the floors of LAX though, even if it is with her pant legs
Feed_Me_Chocolate | May 25, 2006 at 4:25 pm
I’m expecting to see duck feet under those pants in the 5th picture.
pinky_nip | May 25, 2006 at 4:26 pm
It’s so hard isn’t it Papa?