Seen here standing by her new pink Bentley yesterday, Paris Hilton is confident that whoever burglarized her home has been there before. “We have some suspects that I’m thinking of,” she tells E! News:
“Obviously it’s devastating and disturbing that someone was in my home,” Hilton said. “[But] we have three security guards there and a 24-hour guard who is always on my property. We have the alarm on, [we have] the dogs, the guards with the gun, so no one is going to be coming into my house.”
Hilton also has a message for the person or persons responsible for shattering her sense of security:
“I would tell them to please return my things, because I know they’re probably watching E! News right now, to return everything and that’s it,” she told us.
“They just have to anonymously have a taxi drop it off in my front gate in a box with my jewelry and everything. They won’t get in trouble. But if all this goes on for much longer, they’re going to get in more trouble.”
Let’s look at the clues, super sleuths: The perpetrator has obviously been invited into Paris’ bedroom recently which means our suspect list includes every goddamn male with a functioning penis in a 50 mile radius. Definitely gonna need DNA samples. Hmm… Hey, Geekologist, how’s the pitching arm today?
LOOK! the Peptobismobile!!!!!!!
Rich, Spoiled, Little Bitch!!! I’m glad she got robbed. Maybe now somebody can shoot her in the head!!
Paris set the ultimate booby trap- whoever stole her stuff has herpes now. Merry Christmas, bitches.
Does she have a liscense plate?
Is that her breast cancer awareness mobile or is she slingin pepto bismol today?
“Hey, Frank, I think I heard a noise ’round back. I’m gonna go have a look – lemme have the gun.”
“…by “guards with the gun” you’d imply that the 3 guards each share the same handgun…”
My thoughts exactly. I wonder if the guards argue over who gets the gun? Considering this post is about Paris Hilton, it could a damn Super Soaker… or a pink .38 Special that can’t hit anything farther than 15 feet away.
surprise?
SHE NEEDED PAPPARAZZI, so left vthe door open, folks?
Whar do you mean by: WEASEL?
Wow. I just saw that ridiculous car (or one identical to it) being towed this afternoon off of Mulholland drive.
Anyone else see the ding in the right side of her rear bumper? Either a ding or a shitty paint job.
“…already been there.”
Oh – you mean her HOUSE. Thought you meant her vagina.
NO police unit big enough to cover that….. :)
For all those jokes about her vag…
…between the pink bentley, idiot wave, tasteless fashion and overgrown hands & feet, she’s officially a tranny. Married to another tranny. In San Fran.
For all those jokes about her vag…
…between the pink bentley, idiot wave, tasteless fashion and overgrown hands & feet, she’s officially a tranny. Married to another tranny. In San Fran.
tackiest thing ever… both her and the car!
she completly runined a beautiful bentley!
You know your getting old when your this desperate for attention! How old will paris be before she grows up?!
she looks ridiculous
There needs to be a new adjective for Paris, because “attention whore” doesn’t even do justice.
The only thing sweeter than her house getting robbed would be someone hijacking her Bentley and returning it with “Wonky McValtrex” spray painted all over it in neon lime green.
I want to rob her, but I’d go in the back door. then I’d fuck her on top of the hood of her crime stopper car.
I just realized that West Coast Customs did the paint job – where’s Xhibit? Paris was on Pimp My Ride!
Come on people! Do you really believe someone broke in her place and stole her jewelery? Three security guards ( armed ), a 24 hour manned post, security alarms which are always on, video of the property, guard dogs………NOBODY STOLE FROM HER! She has to make this shit up to stay in the news. She is a media creation. If she doesn’t stay in the ” news “, we forget about her. Which isn’t a bad idea mind you.
The good side of these pictures is knowing that the pink mobile burns more gas on a Friday night than those two econoboxes in the back will burn in a year.
The only thing more heinous than the car is the outfit she is wearing. Get a stylist bitch…..
actually i cant help thinking how nice shes looking lately. loving her outfits right now.
Gawd-DAMNIT, what the fuck is Bentley thinking, letting this airheaded super-nasty bitch customize her car? Looking at her here makes me think this is why America’s young women are becoming stupider and younger-acting instead of acting their age. Girls growing up today have THIS cunt-faced man-hand-having dirty douchebag as a “role model.” If not her, then Britney Scares, Lindsey HOElan, and Skanky-Hoes-in-Training Bitches from The Hills.
I’ve stopped watching TV because they’re the shit I see, and I’m not even supposed to be in their advertising-targeted age group. Gawd-DAMNIT.
Well, look what the cat dragged in…You did drag this in, right?
Isn’t there a law against making a Bentley look like that?
She could have better spent that money on a semi-competent stylist.
This girl is a waste of space………. I would love it if we all just ignored her. I am glad she had things stolen – what she has done to that care proves she has far too much money and it pisses me off when there are so many homeless people and starving that we all are attracted to reading and commenting on shit like this………… Amen !
Number 9 is a bitch.
hahahahaha number 9 hi 5!!!!!!
poor dear it must be hard to be her!!!!
Paris puts the stink in the pink.
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PARIS HILTON IS FACING LIFE IN PRISON FOR NUMEROUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS AND A 32 YEAR OLD MAN FROM ARLINGTON, TEXAS NAMED BRANDON M. WITTE. GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM FOR MORE INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED. THIS IS THE LATEST MYSPACE SCANDAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FOR MORE EVIDENCE, GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM. THERE IS INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
FOR MORE EVIDENCE, GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM. THERE IS INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
FOR MORE EVIDENCE, GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM. THERE IS INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
FOR MORE EVIDENCE, GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM. THERE IS INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
FOR MORE EVIDENCE, GO TO PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM. THERE IS INFORMATION REGARDING THE FEDERAL CRIMES THAT HAVE BEEN AND THAT ARE BEING COMMITED.
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I just robbed Paris of $2million I’d be sitting at home watching E!, eating bon-bons and planning my next caper on the Hollywood elite.