Paris Hilton knows the color of love. Surprisingly not green.

February 4th, 2009 // 74 Comments

Here’s a crazy orange Paris Hilton leaving a tanning salon in Beverly Hills yesterday. These pics are actually pretty sweet because I’ve always wondered what would happen if you dyed an Oompa Loompa blonde, stretched it out like a rubber band then fed it nothing but blow and Vitamin Water for a month.

Thanks, Paris!

Photos: Fame
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  1. .....

    ummmm she looks really good. i think all of you are fat. shes a skinny white girl. why would she wana be a fatty?

  2. Europe

    ‘These pics are actually pretty sweet because I’ve always wondered what would happen if you dyed an Oompa Loompa blonde, stretched it out like a rubber band then fed it nothing but blow and Vitamin Water for a month.’

    hahahahahahahahaha

  3. Borat

    Beverly Hills village prostitute look like the AIDS is in bloom.

    Hopefully death is soon and bring much relief.

  4. Paris is a NewsBoy

    It could be worse, at least she’s not wearing another T-shirt with her own picture on it.

  5. Slim

    When is someone going to kill this worthless cunt?

  6. WHATEVER

    You are all just jealous of her life, and that is why you (we) bash on her all the time, shit I wish I was grotesquely rich and famous for not having to do a single days work and shop all I wanted when ever, go on trips get paid for absolutely NOTHING like stand around and look “pretty” but hey it really isn’t her fault she got that life, given she is or acts stupid, is a wild whore, and craves paps all the time, not so attractive at sometimes, shes just clueless on how we the regular folk live and gave to deal with but again, not her fault.
    Our (my) only comfort is, that if she looks particularly pretty at times its only because she has hair dressers and designers up the ass to MAKE HER UP to look like that, and that shes not naturally gorgeous, her reps for shit, not one single person in this planet takes her seriously, shes a world-wide known slut, and i at least can go out peacefully where ever I want, unlike her (them) that have to watch their back,, every single second of each and everyday and be horrified of being caught doing, looking, blowing, falling, cheating, dressing, etc and have everyone critique your EVERY SINGLE MOVE, must get so sick and tiring, but then again hey, you want the fame, that’s the least you can put up with for having shit loads of money for just being famous .
    In conclusion like one plastic surgeon once said “There isn’t ugly people in the world, just poor ones” hes right but shes still rich and shes still UGLY

  7. scorpioficial

    She looks like she lost a ton of weight! I don’t remember her being this skinny! Eeek!

  8. OMG!

    OK .. the bi-ach looks 40! And damn can someone throw her a sandwich?

  9. greenmeatattack

    She looks yellow.

  10. greenmeatattack

    She looks yellow.

  11. Queefer Bukakke

    She looks like Jack Skellington smeared with excrement.

  12. J.

    Eat for fuck’s sake!!!!

  13. TC

    Unfuckably skinny.

  14. cuminyermom

    This slut is fugly as hell. Maybe if we are lucky she will get run over by a freight train.

    She was good looking in her porn. Now she has short dike hair and she looks like crack whore. I thought women were supposed to go to hell after marriage not before.

    I guess the rules change when you are guizillionaire and drive a pink bentley.

    Die of an std already

  15. cuminyermom

    And to the slut who said we are just jealous of paris.

    Yea, we are jealous she doesn’t have to work for a living like the rest of us poor slobs.

    We don’t get to drive in free pink bentley and show up to a club and make bank.

    Other than that not much to be jealous about this washed up std souless 50 going on 30 whore.

  16. cuminyermom

    And to the slut who said we are just jealous of paris.

    Yea, we are jealous she doesn’t have to work for a living like the rest of us poor slobs.

    We don’t get to drive in free pink bentley and show up to a club and make bank.

    Other than that not much to be jealous about this washed up std souless 50 going on 30 whore.

  17. Wot happened?!

    She looks like a bobble head.

  18. kat420

    Dang, somebody feed her!!!!!!

  19. Mama Pinkus

    she looks like one of those walking stick insects

  20. ashley

    she’s such an ugly stick.

  21. Bessy

    In conclusion, we are all jealous of this canoe-footed, std infested, yellow-skinned little boy.
    I dream about morphing into her

  22. These images are really beautiful, because I always wondered what would happen if dyed blond Oompa Loompa, such as stretch the rubber band, it is fed only vitamin bloating and water for a month.

  23. Kirsty

    Blonde is the colour of dumb

  24. Krissy

    Um I know this is old but Paris Is Like The best person U could look up 2!! Have u ever heard of a spray tanned!! That is a really awesome Tan!!! Not orange Have u seen Orange!? Really! paris is Never!! She has always` Has a nice olive Brown color!!

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