Here’s a crazy orange Paris Hilton leaving a tanning salon in Beverly Hills yesterday. These pics are actually pretty sweet because I’ve always wondered what would happen if you dyed an Oompa Loompa blonde, stretched it out like a rubber band then fed it nothing but blow and Vitamin Water for a month.
Thanks, Paris!
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RichPort's Anal Bead | February 4, 2009 at 1:33 pm
Yo go Paris!
VanillaFace | February 4, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Why won’t she die already?
MN State Fair | February 4, 2009 at 1:38 pm
Featured this year: STDs on a stick!
Jrz | February 4, 2009 at 1:39 pm
Big head
Little body
Shoot it.
VanillaFace | February 4, 2009 at 1:41 pm
@3 wasn’t that the name of her debut grainy, nightvision video?
FRIST!!! | February 4, 2009 at 1:43 pm
All that fucking woman does is shop!! She has no real job, just shop, shop, shop every fucking day!!!!!!!! That pisses me off!!!
I’d tell her off too if I weren’t unemployed and heading out to the mall right now..
Bitch.
Yuck | February 4, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Man, she looks like a skeleton with no boobs.
ishi-san | February 4, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Damn! Those glasses are ridiculously ugly!!!
Jeezy | February 4, 2009 at 1:49 pm
DO NOT WANT!
boo | February 4, 2009 at 1:51 pm
I wonder if shopping is still fun if that is all you ever do.
Ted Kennedy's Tumor | February 4, 2009 at 1:55 pm
She does have a nice ass though. Not perfect. Just nice. These photos look a little off anyway. Stupid photographer didn’t white balance his DSLR.
On a side note, how many more tax cheats is Obama going to try and put in his cabinet? Change you can believe in…HA HA HA! Yes we can…LOL
Minty | February 4, 2009 at 1:55 pm
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP WRITING ABOUT HER PLEASE!!!
kels | February 4, 2009 at 1:55 pm
why must white women keep tanning? they already age horribly and this just adds to it…this skank is nasty…fake hair, fake eyes, huge bird nose, and weird shaped body…honey, as much as as you try it’s not cute…
kels | February 4, 2009 at 1:55 pm
why must white women keep tanning? they already age horribly and this just adds to it…this skank is nasty…fake hair, fake eyes, huge bird nose, and weird shaped body…honey, as much as as you try it’s not cute…
Lisa Simpson | February 4, 2009 at 1:56 pm
I want to make fun of this so bad… but she obviously isn’t getting the hint that everything she does is … hideous.
blahgirls | February 4, 2009 at 2:00 pm
omg we’ve always wundered what a blonde oompa loompa looks like! thx
RichPort's Goiter | February 4, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Paris is very classy, I think she’s a joy and should be looked up to, just like Biraq Obomma.
Year of our Lord – 2 weeks A.O. (After Obomma)
Shep | February 4, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Man how come there isn’t enough Paris Hilton posts on here? There needs to be more damnit!
hmmm | February 4, 2009 at 2:24 pm
man
Rush Limbaugh | February 4, 2009 at 2:24 pm
#17, stop it, that’s blasphemy. Everybody knows GWB was Jesus Christ returning to Earth…to refight the Crusades. Went really well, too, didn’t it?
foghat | February 4, 2009 at 2:25 pm
She looks like she was created by Jim Henson
mink | February 4, 2009 at 2:27 pm
her body looks soo good though, and her knees are well under wraps. she’s pretty pretty
Doc | February 4, 2009 at 2:31 pm
If Paris continues to be underweight then when she gets older she will just look like a frail underweight lady.
Bonnie | February 4, 2009 at 2:45 pm
AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS SHE HAS LINEBACKER SHOULDERS?
OMG – SHE DOES NOT NEED TO GO SLEEVELESS. Y U C K
Clyde | February 4, 2009 at 2:52 pm
#24 – no, but YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE SHOUTING ABOUT IT.
joanna | February 4, 2009 at 3:00 pm
wow, she looks like she could break in half
STINK | February 4, 2009 at 3:05 pm
$5 to the first poster who beheads her and rams a stake through her heart.
gotmilk? | February 4, 2009 at 3:08 pm
8, JUST her glasses are ugly? what about her canoe feet, man hands, orange skin, bird nose? should i keep going?
Fati | February 4, 2009 at 3:09 pm
she is disgustingly thin. i don’t understand what’s attractive about that look. go eat a big sandwich, bitch!!!
10pound | February 4, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Yuck. She looks like a shit I took this morning.
silencio | February 4, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Check me out!
silencio | February 4, 2009 at 3:11 pm
http://craigslistjoke.blogspot.com/
joanna | February 4, 2009 at 3:12 pm
1 more thing, she’s got really horrible, just HORRIBLE taste. looking at her is pain.
JPRichardson | February 4, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Her shirt should read “Anorexic is stupid”.
~*Adrienne*~ | February 4, 2009 at 3:31 pm
#13 #14 your fucking weird. white women age fine wrinkles arent a bad asset to everyone’s life. You either love them or hate them, i dont think when your old your going to be worrying about your wrinkles as much as health problems dumbass. racism is old and boring so just get a little more intelligent with your comments and comebacks mkay?
RichPort's Ghost | February 4, 2009 at 3:44 pm
Apparently love is anoxeric and herpes ridden as well…
#27 – Throw in airline tickets and Rush Limbaugh mask and you gotcha self a deal.
madeline | February 4, 2009 at 3:44 pm
#35 – WORD.
Italian Stallion | February 4, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Little boys shouldn’t carry purses, it’s just weird…….
el ces | February 4, 2009 at 4:32 pm
She looks good.
And smiley.
Conky | February 4, 2009 at 4:46 pm
I thought we had London talked into taking this whore off our hands.
Goddamned indian givers.
Thanks
Duke Steele | February 4, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Love is Blond… and infested with herpes.
ann | February 4, 2009 at 6:00 pm
She is so pathetic!
lola | February 4, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Those are not linebacker shoulders. The rest of her is like a sickly stick. Still better than being overweight
mike | February 4, 2009 at 6:57 pm
nooo………i’d rather her be a bit chubby than unhealthily skinny
sushi | February 4, 2009 at 7:20 pm
She’s so fucking fugly.
sushi | February 4, 2009 at 7:21 pm
She’s so fucking fugly.
Megan | February 4, 2009 at 7:49 pm
Apparently these idiot “celebrities” don’t understand that huge fucking eyeglasses don’t hide your nose. They hide your EYES. Get it? Yeah, the name is a bit cryptic, I know, but you’ll get it one day… one day.
kate | February 4, 2009 at 8:12 pm
She is really pretty. But it is said she is wondering on ***sugarmingle. c om***, I do not know why. She wants to find a young man there? or just some celebrities she loves there? Really funny, haha!
Lu | February 4, 2009 at 9:03 pm
# 23. Wow, what a great conclusion…
gerard Vandenberg | February 4, 2009 at 10:01 pm
She knows the color of(chin) PIMPLES, all right.
AMERICANS ARE HEALTHY EATERS, folks?