Here’s a crazy orange Paris Hilton leaving a tanning salon in Beverly Hills yesterday. These pics are actually pretty sweet because I’ve always wondered what would happen if you dyed an Oompa Loompa blonde, stretched it out like a rubber band then fed it nothing but blow and Vitamin Water for a month.
Thanks, Paris!
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Yo go Paris!
Why won’t she die already?
Featured this year: STDs on a stick!
Big head
Little body
Shoot it.
@3 wasn’t that the name of her debut grainy, nightvision video?
All that fucking woman does is shop!! She has no real job, just shop, shop, shop every fucking day!!!!!!!! That pisses me off!!!
I’d tell her off too if I weren’t unemployed and heading out to the mall right now..
Bitch.
Man, she looks like a skeleton with no boobs.
Damn! Those glasses are ridiculously ugly!!!
DO NOT WANT!
I wonder if shopping is still fun if that is all you ever do.
She does have a nice ass though. Not perfect. Just nice. These photos look a little off anyway. Stupid photographer didn’t white balance his DSLR.
On a side note, how many more tax cheats is Obama going to try and put in his cabinet? Change you can believe in…HA HA HA! Yes we can…LOL
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP WRITING ABOUT HER PLEASE!!!
why must white women keep tanning? they already age horribly and this just adds to it…this skank is nasty…fake hair, fake eyes, huge bird nose, and weird shaped body…honey, as much as as you try it’s not cute…
why must white women keep tanning? they already age horribly and this just adds to it…this skank is nasty…fake hair, fake eyes, huge bird nose, and weird shaped body…honey, as much as as you try it’s not cute…
I want to make fun of this so bad… but she obviously isn’t getting the hint that everything she does is … hideous.
omg we’ve always wundered what a blonde oompa loompa looks like! thx
Paris is very classy, I think she’s a joy and should be looked up to, just like Biraq Obomma.
Year of our Lord – 2 weeks A.O. (After Obomma)
Man how come there isn’t enough Paris Hilton posts on here? There needs to be more damnit!
man
#17, stop it, that’s blasphemy. Everybody knows GWB was Jesus Christ returning to Earth…to refight the Crusades. Went really well, too, didn’t it?
She looks like she was created by Jim Henson
her body looks soo good though, and her knees are well under wraps. she’s pretty pretty
If Paris continues to be underweight then when she gets older she will just look like a frail underweight lady.
AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS SHE HAS LINEBACKER SHOULDERS?
OMG – SHE DOES NOT NEED TO GO SLEEVELESS. Y U C K
#24 – no, but YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE SHOUTING ABOUT IT.
wow, she looks like she could break in half
$5 to the first poster who beheads her and rams a stake through her heart.
8, JUST her glasses are ugly? what about her canoe feet, man hands, orange skin, bird nose? should i keep going?
she is disgustingly thin. i don’t understand what’s attractive about that look. go eat a big sandwich, bitch!!!
Yuck. She looks like a shit I took this morning.
Check me out!
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1 more thing, she’s got really horrible, just HORRIBLE taste. looking at her is pain.
Her shirt should read “Anorexic is stupid”.
#13 #14 your fucking weird. white women age fine wrinkles arent a bad asset to everyone’s life. You either love them or hate them, i dont think when your old your going to be worrying about your wrinkles as much as health problems dumbass. racism is old and boring so just get a little more intelligent with your comments and comebacks mkay?
Apparently love is anoxeric and herpes ridden as well…
#27 – Throw in airline tickets and Rush Limbaugh mask and you gotcha self a deal.
#35 – WORD.
Little boys shouldn’t carry purses, it’s just weird…….
She looks good.
And smiley.
I thought we had London talked into taking this whore off our hands.
Goddamned indian givers.
Thanks
Love is Blond… and infested with herpes.
She is so pathetic!
Those are not linebacker shoulders. The rest of her is like a sickly stick. Still better than being overweight
nooo………i’d rather her be a bit chubby than unhealthily skinny
She’s so fucking fugly.
She’s so fucking fugly.
Apparently these idiot “celebrities” don’t understand that huge fucking eyeglasses don’t hide your nose. They hide your EYES. Get it? Yeah, the name is a bit cryptic, I know, but you’ll get it one day… one day.
She is really pretty. But it is said she is wondering on ***sugarmingle. c om***, I do not know why. She wants to find a young man there? or just some celebrities she loves there? Really funny, haha!
# 23. Wow, what a great conclusion…
She knows the color of(chin) PIMPLES, all right.
AMERICANS ARE HEALTHY EATERS, folks?