Paris Hilton knows the color of love. Surprisingly not green.

February 4th, 2009 // 74 Comments

Here’s a crazy orange Paris Hilton leaving a tanning salon in Beverly Hills yesterday. These pics are actually pretty sweet because I’ve always wondered what would happen if you dyed an Oompa Loompa blonde, stretched it out like a rubber band then fed it nothing but blow and Vitamin Water for a month.

Thanks, Paris!

Photos: Fame
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  1. RichPort's Anal Bead

    Yo go Paris!

  2. VanillaFace

    Why won’t she die already?

  3. MN State Fair

    Featured this year: STDs on a stick!

  4. Jrz

    Big head
    Little body
    Shoot it.

  5. VanillaFace

    @3 wasn’t that the name of her debut grainy, nightvision video?

  6. All that fucking woman does is shop!! She has no real job, just shop, shop, shop every fucking day!!!!!!!! That pisses me off!!!

    I’d tell her off too if I weren’t unemployed and heading out to the mall right now..

    Bitch.

  7. Yuck

    Man, she looks like a skeleton with no boobs.

  8. ishi-san

    Damn! Those glasses are ridiculously ugly!!!

  9. Jeezy

    DO NOT WANT!

  10. boo

    I wonder if shopping is still fun if that is all you ever do.

  11. Ted Kennedy's Tumor

    She does have a nice ass though. Not perfect. Just nice. These photos look a little off anyway. Stupid photographer didn’t white balance his DSLR.

    On a side note, how many more tax cheats is Obama going to try and put in his cabinet? Change you can believe in…HA HA HA! Yes we can…LOL

  12. Minty

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP WRITING ABOUT HER PLEASE!!!

  13. kels

    why must white women keep tanning? they already age horribly and this just adds to it…this skank is nasty…fake hair, fake eyes, huge bird nose, and weird shaped body…honey, as much as as you try it’s not cute…

  14. kels

    why must white women keep tanning? they already age horribly and this just adds to it…this skank is nasty…fake hair, fake eyes, huge bird nose, and weird shaped body…honey, as much as as you try it’s not cute…

  15. Lisa Simpson

    I want to make fun of this so bad… but she obviously isn’t getting the hint that everything she does is … hideous.

  16. omg we’ve always wundered what a blonde oompa loompa looks like! thx

  17. RichPort's Goiter

    Paris is very classy, I think she’s a joy and should be looked up to, just like Biraq Obomma.

    Year of our Lord – 2 weeks A.O. (After Obomma)

  18. Shep

    Man how come there isn’t enough Paris Hilton posts on here? There needs to be more damnit!

  19. Rush Limbaugh

    #17, stop it, that’s blasphemy. Everybody knows GWB was Jesus Christ returning to Earth…to refight the Crusades. Went really well, too, didn’t it?

  20. She looks like she was created by Jim Henson

  21. mink

    her body looks soo good though, and her knees are well under wraps. she’s pretty pretty

  22. Doc

    If Paris continues to be underweight then when she gets older she will just look like a frail underweight lady.

  23. Bonnie

    AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT THINKS SHE HAS LINEBACKER SHOULDERS?

    OMG – SHE DOES NOT NEED TO GO SLEEVELESS. Y U C K

  24. Clyde

    #24 – no, but YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE SHOUTING ABOUT IT.

  25. joanna

    wow, she looks like she could break in half

  26. STINK

    $5 to the first poster who beheads her and rams a stake through her heart.

  27. gotmilk?

    8, JUST her glasses are ugly? what about her canoe feet, man hands, orange skin, bird nose? should i keep going?

  28. Fati

    she is disgustingly thin. i don’t understand what’s attractive about that look. go eat a big sandwich, bitch!!!

  29. 10pound

    Yuck. She looks like a shit I took this morning.

  30. joanna

    1 more thing, she’s got really horrible, just HORRIBLE taste. looking at her is pain.

  31. JPRichardson

    Her shirt should read “Anorexic is stupid”.

  32. ~*Adrienne*~

    #13 #14 your fucking weird. white women age fine wrinkles arent a bad asset to everyone’s life. You either love them or hate them, i dont think when your old your going to be worrying about your wrinkles as much as health problems dumbass. racism is old and boring so just get a little more intelligent with your comments and comebacks mkay?

  33. Apparently love is anoxeric and herpes ridden as well…

    #27 – Throw in airline tickets and Rush Limbaugh mask and you gotcha self a deal.

  34. madeline

    #35 – WORD.

  35. Italian Stallion

    Little boys shouldn’t carry purses, it’s just weird…….

  36. el ces

    She looks good.
    And smiley.

  37. Conky

    I thought we had London talked into taking this whore off our hands.

    Goddamned indian givers.

    Thanks

  38. Duke Steele

    Love is Blond… and infested with herpes.

  39. ann

    She is so pathetic!

  40. lola

    Those are not linebacker shoulders. The rest of her is like a sickly stick. Still better than being overweight

  41. mike

    nooo………i’d rather her be a bit chubby than unhealthily skinny

  42. sushi

    She’s so fucking fugly.

  43. sushi

    She’s so fucking fugly.

  44. Megan

    Apparently these idiot “celebrities” don’t understand that huge fucking eyeglasses don’t hide your nose. They hide your EYES. Get it? Yeah, the name is a bit cryptic, I know, but you’ll get it one day… one day.

  45. kate

    She is really pretty. But it is said she is wondering on ***sugarmingle. c om***, I do not know why. She wants to find a young man there? or just some celebrities she loves there? Really funny, haha!

  46. Lu

    # 23. Wow, what a great conclusion…

  47. She knows the color of(chin) PIMPLES, all right.
    AMERICANS ARE HEALTHY EATERS, folks?

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