Paris Hilton, who, sadly, has no ass of her own, trashed Kim Kardashian’s gargantuan back porch on Monday. Here’s what Paris had to say while shocking the world with her uncanny metaphorical skills. InTouch reports:
“I would not want [Kim's butt] – it’s gross!” Paris told a Las Vegas radio show on April 14. “It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.”
But then Paris inexplicably pulled a 180 last night and apologized to her arch-rival:
“I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke,” Paris tells In Touch exclusively. “I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim’s hot!” Kim accepts the apology, telling In Touch, “Paris and I have been friends since we were kids and I’m glad she made the effort to say she’s sorry.”
I figured, of all people, Paris Hilton would have the fortitude to stand by her convictions. I mean, it’s not everyday she whips out a pearl like Kim’s ass “reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag.” I’m surprised after such a mental output, Paris didn’t immediately collapse and require mouth-to-mouth. Of course, if Benji were in the can, she would’ve died because DJ’s don’t get hazard pay. I know from my days hosting a radio show at a shooting range. It was called “WHAT? HUH? MAN DOWN! in the Morning.”
NOTE: Obligatory ass shot here. Let it never be said I’m not a bastion of traditional journalistic standards.
Kim is fat but some consider her sexy. I do not understand why some people are offended that people are simply telling the truth that Kim is fat. Why are so many Americans in denial about being fat? Fat females should be happy that a fat chick is considered sexy. Kim has no talent and is famous for doing porn and having a famous father get a murderer off. All you fat chicks should be proud to wear your girdle like Kim and get attention for having a big unnatural looking butt. I’m fat like Kim and enjoy the attention I get from wearing a girdle that makes my butt look unnatural. I don’t cover my butt at the beach because if people don’t like it then they don’t have to look.
#152 (Hello Kim Kardaskank or Fat Chick)
This has got to be Kim or a fat chick that looks like Kim lol!
Your feelings must be hurt over the sarong statement.
No hot chick covers their butt unless they have something to hide and Kim has a big jiggly butt with cellulite to hide!
Get over it, put the food down, and go take a walk and ease your fat worried mind. The exercise will do you good.
I saw a pic of Kim on this site and she was at the beach and actually covered her huge butt with a towel while walking towards the ocean lol! No hot chick covers their butt with a towel. Kim knows that she has a huge loose butt with cellulite and did us a favor by not exposing it to us.
Thanks Kim for covering your huge ass while wearing a bikini!
The only guys that think Kim is hot are ghetto wana be thugs and creeps. The photographers egg Kim on and tell her she is hot because they need pics of celebrities and Kim actually believes it.
#152
Your message has an error as follows:
Or, rather like I said before, because you with your “shapely behind” will NEVER be as hot as Kim, who, yes, chooses to cover her butt with a sarong.
It should be corrected to read the following:
Or, rather like I said before, because you with your “shapely behind” will NEVER be as FAT as Kim, who, yes, chooses to cover her butt with a sarong because she has a BIG FAT LOOSE BUTT.
the writer is fucking with us, trying to see how many Kim’s Fat/Kim’s Perfect debates he can inspire daily. How many times can people sit around and argue about the exact same thing? Can’t we all just agree that she reeks of Ray J’s urine and patchouli and call it a day?
I don’t care how big her ass is, as long as she washes it first.
Um Paris? She looks like an anorexic 13 year old school boy. You have to keep flipping her over and head to toe cuz you aren’t sure that nose is a little boy’s erection or what at first. I’m not sure which side is the front or back on Paris. Kim on the other hand is all woman…..has curves, has booty. A real womans body…
@159
I find it amusing that Kim Kardaskank comes on this site defending herself saying chicks are jealous of her lol! What chick in their right mind wants a huge loose cellulite ass that got famous for doing cheap lousy porn with an ugly dude that totally used her and dumped her lol!
The bottom line is the majority think Kim is a worthless fat chick that has to cover her big ass while when wearing a swim suit lol!
OMG I love Kim’s hair.
To all those people that think that Kim is fat: You are crazy!! How can you say shes fat. She looks nice. So what if her but has cellulite. Overall she looks great. There are anorexics in society because of people like you.
164-There are anorexic people because they have mental problems. Kim is your typical fat American. Kim looks nice for a fat chick.
I have a figure like Kim and I think it is great that a fat female is considered hot. Too bad she is famous for doing porn, credit card fraud, and basically just shopping and hanging out at premiers.
161–OK for an American she is like all the other Americans fat. But in other countries Kim would be considered obese.
i prefer “fat armenian kims ass than a herpes anorexic skeleton paris
oh cmon shes so hot !!!
Underweight women like Paris are hedious and overweight women like Kim are hedious as well. Kim has to hide her huge loose cellulite butt when wearing a swim suit; now that’s fat!
#161
Kim looks good for a fat chick but puts on too much make up like a whore or drag queen. The girdles now a days can really perk up a loose big behind and Kim sure knows how to pick and wear a girdle! I wear girdles like Kim to make my huge butt more perky too.
Poor fat Kim has to wear a girdle to make her huge ass look perky but unnatural.
Paris Hilton upskirt again?
Is it fake??? Youtube video is here:
http://paris-hilton-fan-site.blogspot.com/
In response to the question, why don’t celebs wear panties?
fat or not….its kim kardashians ass that I see everytime i close my eyes and have sex with my girlfriend. I have no problem admitting that I jerk off to her and when I have sex I make my girlfriend lay flat on her stomache, face down into the pillow with the lights off so I can pretend I am doing Kims ass instead
first pic of kim on this page:
Who stole her teeth????
(if u shake her ass, u would hear ‘em rattle)
U CANT B SERIOUS?! KIM IS NOT FAT!! JELOUS MUCH? STP HATIN ON HER ALREADY! WHILE ALL YALL OVA HERE CALLIN HER FAT BET U, U JACK OFF TO HER PIX! AND IF U A GURL AND SAYIN SHE FAT. GET OVA DA FACT DAT U AINT EVA GONE LOOK LIKE HER!! K?? KIM IS NOT FAT!! DONT HATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kim’s got a little junk in the trunk.. nothing wrong with that. She certainly isn’t fat. I don’t know what some of your people are talking about. Every guy who has posted here would hit it… admin it.
i love i love girls and Sexy Ass of paris hilton.lot of kisses and thanks
kim is the best
Ugh, Kim Lard-ass-shian is such a fatty…Even when she loses weight through unhealthy and trendy methods such as diet pills and yo-yo diets…she’s still fat, even when her waist is thin…there is such a thing called “Skinny-fat”…she’s be better looking if she tried to be skinny-healthy by eating healthful foods and exercising and strength training like those of us who have pride in our bodies do…
She needs to stop pretending to be skinny…she’s not…her bustline and buttline needs to be more symmetrical and even…she’s such a big pear but tries to hide it by pretending she’s an hourglass…she’s not…
And Paris is just vile and disgusting…and jealous that someone else is famous for being a Stupid, rich, spoiled, undeserving wh*re…
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