Because God is a hilarious bastard, former BFFs Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian were seated next to each other at a Fashion Week runway yesterday in New York.
KIM: Hey.
PARIS: Hey.
KIM: So, those sex tapes really worked.
PARIS: Yep.
KIM: What do you think would happen if we made new ones?
PARIS: …. I’ll get my coat.
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Ceci | February 17, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Why the HELLS are TweedleDee and TweedleDumber wearing sunnies in a dark tent.
Riley | February 17, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Kim looks fucking ugly. So does paris.
Riley | February 17, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Kim looks fucking ugly. So does paris.
Jennyjenjen | February 17, 2009 at 4:22 pm
@1 They wear the sunglasses so no one can read the discomfort in their eyes, it’s easier to pretend that they aren’t total outcasts that way.
Sauron | February 17, 2009 at 4:22 pm
It looks like they’re having funtime?
dmmd | February 17, 2009 at 4:25 pm
wow – kim looks the best i’ve seen her in a while
jhg | February 17, 2009 at 4:25 pm
lol
jmac24 | February 17, 2009 at 4:26 pm
They are wearing sunglasses indoor for the same reason Joaquin Phoenix does. They are high. With good reason two. One has herpes and the other has a tore up vag from Ray Gay. Both pry have aids.
Jackson | February 17, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Thanks for not showing Kim’s huge fat ass and hips on her short fat body. Her face looks weird like she did some work on it.
Jackson | February 17, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Thanks for not showing Kim’s huge fat ass and hips on her short fat body. Her face looks weird like she did some work on it.
Ali Knievel | February 17, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Kim looks a billion times hotter here than I’ve ever seen her. You know if she weren’t famous for some dude peeing on her in a sex tape and having a big sloppy cartoon that isn’t sexy no matter how they try to force it on us she’d be all right. Either way she looks way hotter than the Nazi Bird sisters.
Penis Hilton | February 17, 2009 at 4:28 pm
Paris’s cat is covered in sores and Kim’s looks like roast beef.
Lowlands | February 17, 2009 at 4:33 pm
This wasn’t coincidence.Kim Kardashian and the Hilton sisters sent a personal request to sit next to eachother,glad they were to meet again.Especially Nicky wanted to be close to Kim Kardashian.
lisa | February 17, 2009 at 4:35 pm
shes so pretty!!
Kim K. | February 17, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Damn, this is awkward! Quick, somebody get me my n i g g e r !!!
Danklin24 | February 17, 2009 at 4:38 pm
WTF happened to Kim?? Jesus she used to be fucking hot.
Randal | February 17, 2009 at 4:38 pm
How difficult would it to be sitting between those two beautiful women. Take the one on the right or the one on the left? Perhaps take them both out for dinner, drinks and great conversation?
Gorgeous as always you two!
Randal
Rachel | February 17, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Wow, Kim really looks classy here! You could easily imagine her in a window in Amsterdam.
jmac24 | February 17, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Danklin24
Aids from Ray Jay is what happened.
jayjay | February 17, 2009 at 4:40 pm
Kim is beautiful!!!!! She looks so glamorous!
nipolian | February 17, 2009 at 4:41 pm
If you look closely….you can see that the ugly women behind Nikki in the 2nd pic is giving the guy in the hat a hand job………In the 6th pic, she is clearly done and wiping off her hands.
b | February 17, 2009 at 4:42 pm
That’s what happens when your fucking a dirty ape. She is a disgusting skank and deserves to die.
jmac24 | February 17, 2009 at 4:42 pm
“Randal – February 17, 2009 4:38 PM
How difficult would it to be sitting between those two beautiful women. Take the one on the right or the one on the left? Perhaps take them both out for dinner, drinks and great conversation?
Gorgeous as always you two!
Randal”
Wouldn’t be difficult at all. Paris Hilton has herpes so… be my guest. You can have her.
lux | February 17, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Those two…. So sad!
lux | February 17, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Those two…. So sad!
Riley | February 17, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Kim has way to much fucking makeup on its digsusting if you just rubbed off the makeup with a wetwipe over her face in a quick, gentle brush it would be as thick as the discharge oozing from her aids-infected pussy!!
Riley | February 17, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Kim has way to much fucking makeup on its digsusting if you just rubbed off the makeup with a wetwipe over her face in a quick, gentle brush it would be as thick as the discharge oozing from her aids-infected pussy!!
Riley | February 17, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Kim has way to much fucking makeup on its digsusting if you just rubbed off the makeup with a wetwipe over her face in a quick, gentle brush it would be as thick as the discharge oozing from her aids-infected pussy!!
Darth | February 17, 2009 at 4:47 pm
Nicky is probably playing Pac-Man on Kim’s cellphone.
Cindy | February 17, 2009 at 4:48 pm
did you REALLY just call God that word?????????????????????????????
omg UR THE BASTARD…..
KK | February 17, 2009 at 4:53 pm
THIS IS HILARIOUS.
AND YES, THEY SHOULD MAKE NEW TAPES. THAT’S ALL THEY ARE BOTH GOOD FOR.
#28..YOU’RE RIGHT. SHE ALWAYS WEARS SO MUCH MAKEUP. TALENTLESS AND FAKE…
Nananana ne | February 17, 2009 at 5:00 pm
Kim is so pale, look at her without the tanner, she white as hell
AJ | February 17, 2009 at 5:09 pm
She looks like she got botox. Her bodyguard is ugly.
Your_a_snooty_booty | February 17, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Call me a disney nerd but kim reminds me of the human version of ersula
Ugh | February 17, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Man, it must have really stunk around there.
Deacon Jones | February 17, 2009 at 5:14 pm
Wow, is Kim going for the Geisha look?
She mustve needed a paint scraper and polyurethane to get that mask off.
I wonder how many cocks have slid into these two sluts.
Hey Reggie, if you’re reading this, Kim will dump you when the Saints cut you this offseason. Do yourself a favor and ditch her ass first.
Joline | February 17, 2009 at 5:21 pm
New York Times reported that Hilton’s profiles were found on the famous millionaire & celebrity dating club____MillionaireLoving. C O M____. It is amazing!
David | February 17, 2009 at 5:29 pm
34. Your_a_snooty_booty – February 17, 2009 5:12 PM
Call me a disney nerd but kim reminds me of the human version of ersula
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE URSULA! THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT KIM WEARING WHITE! MAYBE BLACK JUST REMIND HER OF SISSY REGGIE SMELLY DICK!
David | February 17, 2009 at 5:36 pm
AND WHY IS THERE ALWAYS WHITE STUFF ON THE CORNER OF REGGIE’S MOUTH! IT LOOKS LIKE DRIED SPIT !
JJ Daddy-O | February 17, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Nice $1000 makeup job on Kim.
Parker | February 17, 2009 at 5:44 pm
They’re not sitting next to each other. There’s some douchebag in between them who’s got to be with Paris cause she’s wearing identical sunglasses and leaning against Paris to prove she’s a loyal lapdog.
Parker Lives Under a Rock. | February 17, 2009 at 5:53 pm
@41… Seriously Parker? You are not fit to visit this site.
p0nk | February 17, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Parker, since you’re incapable of reading photo captions, maybe you should just go back to copy and pasting your penthouse forum anal sex stories.
si to niqabs | February 17, 2009 at 6:08 pm
Kim is one ugly Mexican .
natalie | February 17, 2009 at 6:11 pm
#44 … SHES NOT MEXICAN…….SHES ARMENIAN
natalie | February 17, 2009 at 6:11 pm
#44 … SHES NOT MEXICAN…….SHES ARMENIAN
natalie | February 17, 2009 at 6:11 pm
#44 … SHES NOT MEXICAN…….SHES ARMENIAN
el ces | February 17, 2009 at 6:20 pm
Mmm mmm, if only they’d make more tapes.
The thought of Paris being groped and licked, and then softly having some thick meat slid into her pink sink is….engorging.
Grr….
Courtyardpigeon | February 17, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Wait, why are these people famous again?
the big kahuna | February 17, 2009 at 6:42 pm
they both look gorgeous.