Because God is a hilarious bastard, former BFFs Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian were seated next to each other at a Fashion Week runway yesterday in New York.
KIM: Hey.
PARIS: Hey.
KIM: So, those sex tapes really worked.
PARIS: Yep.
KIM: What do you think would happen if we made new ones?
PARIS: …. I’ll get my coat.
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Why the HELLS are TweedleDee and TweedleDumber wearing sunnies in a dark tent.
Kim looks fucking ugly. So does paris.
Kim looks fucking ugly. So does paris.
@1 They wear the sunglasses so no one can read the discomfort in their eyes, it’s easier to pretend that they aren’t total outcasts that way.
It looks like they’re having funtime?
wow – kim looks the best i’ve seen her in a while
lol
They are wearing sunglasses indoor for the same reason Joaquin Phoenix does. They are high. With good reason two. One has herpes and the other has a tore up vag from Ray Gay. Both pry have aids.
Thanks for not showing Kim’s huge fat ass and hips on her short fat body. Her face looks weird like she did some work on it.
Thanks for not showing Kim’s huge fat ass and hips on her short fat body. Her face looks weird like she did some work on it.
Kim looks a billion times hotter here than I’ve ever seen her. You know if she weren’t famous for some dude peeing on her in a sex tape and having a big sloppy cartoon that isn’t sexy no matter how they try to force it on us she’d be all right. Either way she looks way hotter than the Nazi Bird sisters.
Paris’s cat is covered in sores and Kim’s looks like roast beef.
This wasn’t coincidence.Kim Kardashian and the Hilton sisters sent a personal request to sit next to eachother,glad they were to meet again.Especially Nicky wanted to be close to Kim Kardashian.
shes so pretty!!
Damn, this is awkward! Quick, somebody get me my n i g g e r !!!
WTF happened to Kim?? Jesus she used to be fucking hot.
How difficult would it to be sitting between those two beautiful women. Take the one on the right or the one on the left? Perhaps take them both out for dinner, drinks and great conversation?
Gorgeous as always you two!
Randal
Wow, Kim really looks classy here! You could easily imagine her in a window in Amsterdam.
Danklin24
Aids from Ray Jay is what happened.
Kim is beautiful!!!!! She looks so glamorous!
If you look closely….you can see that the ugly women behind Nikki in the 2nd pic is giving the guy in the hat a hand job………In the 6th pic, she is clearly done and wiping off her hands.
That’s what happens when your fucking a dirty ape. She is a disgusting skank and deserves to die.
“Randal – February 17, 2009 4:38 PM
How difficult would it to be sitting between those two beautiful women. Take the one on the right or the one on the left? Perhaps take them both out for dinner, drinks and great conversation?
Gorgeous as always you two!
Randal”
Wouldn’t be difficult at all. Paris Hilton has herpes so… be my guest. You can have her.
Those two…. So sad!
Those two…. So sad!
Kim has way to much fucking makeup on its digsusting if you just rubbed off the makeup with a wetwipe over her face in a quick, gentle brush it would be as thick as the discharge oozing from her aids-infected pussy!!
Kim has way to much fucking makeup on its digsusting if you just rubbed off the makeup with a wetwipe over her face in a quick, gentle brush it would be as thick as the discharge oozing from her aids-infected pussy!!
Kim has way to much fucking makeup on its digsusting if you just rubbed off the makeup with a wetwipe over her face in a quick, gentle brush it would be as thick as the discharge oozing from her aids-infected pussy!!
Nicky is probably playing Pac-Man on Kim’s cellphone.
did you REALLY just call God that word?????????????????????????????
omg UR THE BASTARD…..
THIS IS HILARIOUS.
AND YES, THEY SHOULD MAKE NEW TAPES. THAT’S ALL THEY ARE BOTH GOOD FOR.
#28..YOU’RE RIGHT. SHE ALWAYS WEARS SO MUCH MAKEUP. TALENTLESS AND FAKE…
Kim is so pale, look at her without the tanner, she white as hell
She looks like she got botox. Her bodyguard is ugly.
Call me a disney nerd but kim reminds me of the human version of ersula
Man, it must have really stunk around there.
Wow, is Kim going for the Geisha look?
She mustve needed a paint scraper and polyurethane to get that mask off.
I wonder how many cocks have slid into these two sluts.
Hey Reggie, if you’re reading this, Kim will dump you when the Saints cut you this offseason. Do yourself a favor and ditch her ass first.
New York Times reported that Hilton’s profiles were found on the famous millionaire & celebrity dating club____MillionaireLoving. C O M____. It is amazing!
34. Your_a_snooty_booty – February 17, 2009 5:12 PM
Call me a disney nerd but kim reminds me of the human version of ersula
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
SHE LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE URSULA! THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS THAT KIM WEARING WHITE! MAYBE BLACK JUST REMIND HER OF SISSY REGGIE SMELLY DICK!
AND WHY IS THERE ALWAYS WHITE STUFF ON THE CORNER OF REGGIE’S MOUTH! IT LOOKS LIKE DRIED SPIT !
Nice $1000 makeup job on Kim.
They’re not sitting next to each other. There’s some douchebag in between them who’s got to be with Paris cause she’s wearing identical sunglasses and leaning against Paris to prove she’s a loyal lapdog.
@41… Seriously Parker? You are not fit to visit this site.
Parker, since you’re incapable of reading photo captions, maybe you should just go back to copy and pasting your penthouse forum anal sex stories.
Kim is one ugly Mexican .
#44 … SHES NOT MEXICAN…….SHES ARMENIAN
#44 … SHES NOT MEXICAN…….SHES ARMENIAN
#44 … SHES NOT MEXICAN…….SHES ARMENIAN
Mmm mmm, if only they’d make more tapes.
The thought of Paris being groped and licked, and then softly having some thick meat slid into her pink sink is….engorging.
Grr….
Wait, why are these people famous again?
they both look gorgeous.