Paris Hilton has apparently gotten rid of her pet kinkajou, Baby Luv, because it kept scratching and biting her. Paris was trying to pose for pictures with the kinkajou on her shoulder at an event for Beverly Hill Choppers, but Baby Luv kept clawing and biting her until a handler finally grabbed the animal and put it back in its cage. A few days later, Baby Luv apparently bit Paris so badly she was rushed to the emergency room for a tetanus shot, and that’s when Paris gave her the boot.
Paris Hilton clearly has no idea how to handle animals. She’s like Lennie from Of Mice and Men. The animals are getting their bones broken by her and she’s just softly repeating to herself, “So pretty.”
why the hell are we talkin bout Paris and her kinkajou when Hef is gonna marry one of his “girlfriends” shortly
If I was that kinkajou, I would have done a A grade shit all over her hands.
What do you mean, “Paris has no idea how to handle animals??” She has handled probably hundreds of the American One Eyed Trouser Snake…even that kinkajou is smart enough to realize that anyone foolish enough to hang out with this trollop, is sooner or later going to catch a horrible disease….
Why don’t we pitch in and buy her a pet wolverine, a baboon, or a grizzly bear??
That poor creature probably got a whiff of her cooch and decided, “I’m OUTTA here…”
She bought a KINKAJOU! What did she think would happen? She needs to concentrate on completing her/his sex-change. Take some hints for Jenna Jameson.
PLEEZE spare us the daily Paris update! Tell us if she goes to prison or dies. She is boring and not interesting anymore.
Tetanus bacteria grows on iron oxide, not dog teeth. Whatever….
What kind of shots did the poor dog need?
Please, will someone from PETA please come and throw some fake blood on this bitch immediately. Someone should take BabyLuv, Dannilynn and Britney’s kids and have them adopted. Why go to foreign countries to acquire pets and babies when there are perfectly good neglected children and animals here?
What is with allowing morons to obtain exotic animals for pets?, From all the info that is given to us here in Australia, Americans can barely prevent their kids from getting fat how the fuck can they safely take care of an animal like this?
I hope Paris did get that toxic saliva shit in her system and she dies and everyone says haha.
It might be in bad taste to say this in my country but annoying animals gets you dead.. doesn’t it Steve Irwin!!!
what happened to tinkerbell
#60…
Listen sweetheart, no need to insult my countrymen, I have seen plenty of fat Aussies, one of them I suspect is YOU, so why don’t you suck the slimy shit from Courtney Love’s stinky piehole and stick to the topic, hm??
SAVE THE KINKAJOOOOOO FROM HERPES!!!
No wonder it was freaking out. Aside from having all those loud people and lights around She was holding the poor thing on it’s back.
It seems it this case, pets don’t always take after their owners.
The Kinkajou (Potos flavus), also known as the Honey Bear, … Kinkajous do not like to be awake during the day, and dislike noise or sudden movements.
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ha ha….baby luv!