Paris Hilton has apparently gotten rid of her pet kinkajou, Baby Luv, because it kept scratching and biting her. Paris was trying to pose for pictures with the kinkajou on her shoulder at an event for Beverly Hill Choppers, but Baby Luv kept clawing and biting her until a handler finally grabbed the animal and put it back in its cage. A few days later, Baby Luv apparently bit Paris so badly she was rushed to the emergency room for a tetanus shot, and that’s when Paris gave her the boot.
Paris Hilton clearly has no idea how to handle animals. She’s like Lennie from Of Mice and Men. The animals are getting their bones broken by her and she’s just softly repeating to herself, “So pretty.”
FRIST!
god if i were that animal id scratch her face apart so bad
3rd!!! lol
When do the rest of us get our turn to claw at Paris?
i want a kinkajou now :(
i’d bite her too
i’d bite her too
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i was reading ure page and that article on men wearing heels was pretty friggin hilarious
What a moron. She refers to it as “a monkey slash….”. It’s not a monkey slash anything. It’s not a primate. It’s a nocturnal rainforest mammal and is in the same family as the raccoon. Why did it bite her? Besides being a noxious tramp, she had it in front of a screaming crown, flashes and TV cameras. From Wikipedia:
“Kinkajous do not like to be awake during the day, and dislike noise or sudden movements. If they are agitated too much, they may emit a scream and attack, usually clawing their victim and biting deeply. Their bites are particularly dangerous as their saliva contains a tenacious, species-specific bacterium – Kingella potus,….”
Hmm, maybe she’ll get sick and grow a tail, or something….
love to suck her toes
@ #1 – how come everyone misspells “first”?? and secondly, why does it fucking matter???
paris is old news…can we please talk about reese witherspoon and her super gorgeous dress from the oscars???
Oooops. I meant, of course, screaming “crowd.”
#11 they were too busy claiming the spot since comments on this page fills up very quickly, so they just typed in as fast as they could and often misspell. =]
God, it’s so weird when exotic non-domesticated animals get cross when they are poked and prodded in front of hundreds of people with loud sounds and lights flashing. What’s next??
You have to give her credit that she didn’t freak out and throw the thing.
So Kinkajous CAN sense evil….
Who the fuck wouldn’t bite, sratch, claw, and sream to get the hell away from that walking cesspool. Too bad the poor thing will be dead in a week after contracting gonaherpashyillitis.
Dumbo.
She should have just shaved it.
Rumor is that her next acquisition is to be a male snow leopard.
THAT will be worth watching…
Is this seriously newsworthy?
“Daaaaaaaah… an’ I get ta tend da rabbits…”
I’d much rather see photos of that topless american idol chick.
#23 – Excellent point, why hasn’t the Fish touch Antonella Barba yet? A lot of other people apparently have. (BADA BOOM!)
I trained that thing to scratch her eyes out. Damn… now I have to get a ninja. And ninjas are expensive.
An ex-b/f of mine had a job taking care of a house full of mentally impaired women. The afency always tried tehir best to make the women feel like this was a true home situation, so they always got them pets. They’d play with them like dolls until they got bored with them, then forget to take care of them, then the pets would be given away. It was always a freakin’ disaster, because these retarded women just weren’t responsible enough to handle the animals properly.
I see some things never change.
Sorry, that’s “Agency” and “Their.” Freakin’ keyboard just plain sucks!
#26… Aw, fuck it.
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She’s a fucking monkey slash….
I’d rather be hearing about Ralph Fiennes having hot mile-high booty with the Aussie Air Waitress! Now THAT is a story!!!!! :)
I guess hetro stories aren’t appealing to Mr. Superficial!!!
You’ll know it’s the real RichPort because I’m FUNNY!!!
#9 I thought you said “clown” And I was like WTF?!? I want to see the video too!!! But I can’t because I have shitty dial-up here at work.
So, what the fuck is a kinkajou, since I can’t see it???
it is a fucking rat with a fluffy tail….so she and the kinkajou have more in common that we know.
Bullshit! The Kinkajou should have been rushed to the hospital after biting the disease-ridden whore.
now if she could only buy a cougar and fall prey to a mauling.
Mr Luv’s lawyer is suing Ms Hilton for Companionship Abandonment and is seeking a monthly stipend for the next five years or until his companionship is assumed by an Oscar-caliber star. There was some talk with Jeff Goldblum but he backed out after the glue-gun incident. In other news, Lionel Richie has been arrested for impersonating his daughter, Nicole. When questioned, Mr Ritchie would only reply in pig latin, “Ite-bay ee-may”.
Aw poor baby.
I feel sorry for the kinkajou. ♥
Baby Luv? Is she 12 years old?
At first (before brain has time to properly engage): Aw look at Paris, she is an animal lover AND a humanitarian who wants to share her vast knowledge of nature with children as a public service.
Then: Boy it’s amazing this animal is still alive, considering all the diseases it could have picked up from Paris Hilton. (As she gets bored with this prop and hands it off to her assistant as a pubic service.)
It’s sad that she’s only now getting a tetanus shot because her little beast bit her. Anyone that’s ever come with five feet of her needs a tetanus shot just for entering her airspace.
I love how the kinkajou goes crazy. It’s like the shows on Fox, “When Animals Attack”. Too bad it freaked on the dumb reporter first and didn’t go straight for Paris’ throat. Oh well..poor little disesed addled thing.. poor little kinkajou too.
They should let the kinkajou put Paris to sleep after disecting her brain to check for rabies. Its more likely the kinkajou caught some fonky disease from her. She is a nasty nympo they should give her the name kinkypoo
Paris does the same thing to people as she does to animals! She called Britney an ‘animal’ and dismissed her after she got tired of her.
So naturally, we should conclude that the kinkajou is off shaving itself right now, hoping to God it won’t be recognized and brought back to her.
i wish it had bitten her face off, then i would never have to listen to her stupid mindless prattle. it shouldn’t even be legal for a brainless twat like her to own animals.
“Exotic Pet Bites Paris”
Where’s THAT video? Nobody got bit in this one but oh my isn’t that a cute animal? I want one and I want to name it Mister Sparkly Perfect Sunshine Snookums. Seeing as how there was nothing in the video to deter me, maybe I’ll get two and name the other one Jeter.
“Baby Luv apparently bit Paris so badly she was rushed to the emergency room for a tetanus shot”
If I bit Paris Hilton, I’d want a tetanus shot too, and whatever they’re giving out for HIV nowadays.
It’s a monkey slash hair extension.
(The kinkajou was on her head and the tail was over her shoulder like a pony tail and then she said “It’s a monkey slash…”)
did she post her little animal on parisexposed.com? i hope so. i wouldn’t miss it for the world catching baby luv biting the shit outta her while she’s in the mirror thinking “im so hot.” oh wait, that probably happened already
~N@ughty
Also from the net; ‘Most Kinkajou owners do not have much luck in getting their Kinkajous litter trained. Generally, Kinkajous climb to a high place and “let go”…high place = Paris’ shoulder?
Freakin moron.
I think it should have been baby luv who needed to be rushed to hospital after biting Paris. Only god knows what diseases that poor animal could have contracted from her!
Paris …..quick….. run an hide…..PETA is at the front door and they’re not happy ! !