Paris Hilton < Jon Gosselin?

October 6th, 2009 // 57 Comments

While chatting with three women at at the Chateau Marmont Saturday night, Jon Gosselin apparently had “verbal diarrhea” and bared his whole life story. Including the part where he’s now more famous than Paris Hilton, according to E! Online:

No surprise, but Gosselin trashed estranged wife Kate. “He kept calling her evil and psycho,” the source says. “He also said he has proof on all kinds of stuff that will come out down the road.”
When Gosselin insisted that he was trying to “change his image,” one of the women asked him to then explain why his trip to the West Coast has included very public outings to a Dodgers game and celebrity eatery the Ivy and an appearance at Millions of Milkshakes.
“Jon didn’t really have a reason, but said he was so famous that he can’t go anywhere without the paparazzi following him,” the source says. “He sounded really bitter about Kate being on The View. He said when she does something like that everyone is fine with it, but anytime he does something he gets s–t for it.”
He then said he was more famous than Paris Hilton, and that 500 cars drive by the Gosselins’ Pennsylvania family home on any given day, the source continues.

As a little experiment to see who people prefer, I posted pics of Paris launching her new sunglasses line over the weekend. While these pics actually have breasts instead of a balding Asian man, my genitals now look like they’ve been through a nuclear winter. So still too close to call at this point.

Photos: WENN
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  1. p911gt10c

    Answer: Paris Hilton, Jon Gossselin
    Question: Who are 2 of the most unimportant people on earth?

    Oh, and anyone that says “First” is a fucking loser.

  2. Fucking Loser

    First. lol Seriously though, I jus logged in to say this story is shyt and to piss p911gt10c off. Im bored…… where’s chef kooky?

  3. chupa

    she looks like she got a little of the upper lip injection, but she didn’t go all Lohan jumbo style on it.

  4. GuntherBunky

    ugly.fucking.whore and a nobodydouche

    please never speak of either of these again

  5. jeremiah

    I use to actually feel bad for Jon about 2 years ago when I first seen the show, but he has proved himself to be a total fucking loser!

  6. Paige

    Could you please report on A.J. from The Real Housewives of Atlanta getting beaten to death in a strip club parking lot? What’s the story there?

  7. Jim Lahey

    God she is ugly!

    Post #4 GuntherBunky is 100% correct

  8. Oliver Chester The Molester Lester

    She looked good until she turned to face the camera.

  9. Max Planck

    In her defense, at least she has done a night vision sex tape.

  10. Him Peese

    Pie > Cake

  11. Chinglish

    I admit it.

    I’ve been one of the approx. 500 vehicles Jon claims drive by his house daily.

    But what he forgot to mention is that there’s a KFC at the end of thier street and KFC has $1 chicken so…you do the math.

    Douche.

  12. dunno

    Did you just imply that Paris Hilton has breast and Jon Gosselin does not?

    Didn’t you mean the opposite?

    I, dunno

  13. Sport

    I’m sure we will all rush out to but goods with her name on them, or Lauren Conrad’s, or Victoria Beckham’s, or any of the other worthless rich fuckers who think being rich means being TALENTED. At anything. DIAF.

  14. The Rough report

    Paris, Gosselins < another hole in the head

  15. nese

    Did she get boobie implants?

  16. Rachael

    She may be slutty and untalented but I don’t really see how anyone can call her ugly… She may not be a 10, but she is definitely more attractive than the average person and there is no denying that when the average American adult woman is overweight. Plus, she has nice skin. Being thin and having nearly flawless skin are two features that already put her above about 75% of people…
    You all need a reality check. Perhaps go stand in front of the mirror or look at your wife/girlfriend or lack thereof.

  17. Women With Big Hands and Feet are Frightening

    Would you look at those Crypt-Keeper hands on her. They are frightening.

  18. jlylec

    i’d much rather FUCK paris obviously, but jon may actually be more paparazzi popular these days. that kid’s a gold mine of stupid.

  19. GuntherBunky

    @16
    No, she is not attractive. You throw that much money at dressing and beautifying an average woman and she’ll be right there with Paris. She’s in her 20s and looks like she’s in her late 40s.

    My wife is a natural 9, in her 30s – never needs make-up. Paris is a natural 5 or 6. And when you call that much attention to a 5 or 6, it gets beat down to a 2 or 3.

  20. GuntherBunky

    @16
    No, she is not attractive. You throw that much money at dressing and beautifying an average woman and she’ll be right there with Paris. She’s in her 20s and looks like she’s in her late 40s.

    My wife is a natural 9, in her 30s – never needs make-up. Paris is a natural 5 or 6. And when you call that much attention to a 5 or 6, it gets beat down to a 2 or 3.

  21. Greek Statue that speaks

    My women are all perfect and stuff.

  22. Melissa

    Wow… aviators… how original.

  23. your hot paris hilton and u can suck my dick

  24. See Alice

    I must be looking at different pictures ? Paris looks hot !

  25. Turd the third

    I think she should bring out a line of muff-glasses, cuz these are butt ugly sunglasses.. I am sure all the brain dead fashion cuties that can’t think for themselves will unfortunately clean these off the shelves in weeks. grrr

  26. spicy

    i wish i could wear something like that. damnnnnmami

  27. Rachael

    Gunther (#19&20),
    I’m sure, to you, your wife is a 9 but that most likely is not actually the case. Paris is not a 5 because a 5 is average, or do you not understand how a 1-10 scale works? And obviously a lot of her attractive features are from the ability for her to pay large sums of money for facials every week and a nutritionalist and personal trainer and whatnot but that doesn’t mean that the features produced by such means become moot… She still has nice skin and she is still in great shape… You may not like her (which I can’t blame anyone there), but she is not an ugly girl, sorry man.
    I would say that she is a 7-10 depending upon the person and what they find super attractive but there is sort of a baseline that everyone has to reach to be considered attractive (7-10)… you know, not fat, nice skin, nice hair, no prominent deformities…

  28. as long as she didn’t talk, kept the posing in the mirror to a minimum, and hid her gross hands and feet under the covers, i’d still hit it.

  29. Gunther

    @Rachael

    My wife’s rating isn’t from me, or my scale. That’s from the majority of people around her. She routinely gets random compliments from strangers. That’s also because she’s very sweet and approachable.

    Paris Hilton looks decent from 1 angle, and 1 angle only. That’s why she always poses that way and looks like ass from any other angle. You see her on SNL? gag.

  30. whatever

    Hate to tell you this, but Jon Gosselin is more famous than Paris Hilton and the Beatles are more famous than Jesus.

  31. Jim

    Paris’ thighs are looking meaty. Nice.

  32. snob - the air smells better up here

    Golly Jeez!, I thought that they were the same person (Paris/Jon). Those are also the best sunglasses that I’ve ever seen on her because they hide a third of her ugly face and pelican like nose.

  33. Jenna

    Toss up.

  34. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AGE: 33

  35. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.

    THESE INCLUDE HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS DURING THE MONTHS OF NOVEMER 2007, DECEMBER 2007, & JANUARY 2008.

    FOR MORE INFORMATION, TRY DOING A GOOGLE SEARCH WITH MY NAME (BRANDON M. WITTE) WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON, & NICKY HILTON.

    THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAINS ALL OF THIS INFORMATION AT THE VERY BEGINNING (BEFORE RIDICULOUS COMMENTS BEGAN TO BE MADE IN MY NAME AROUND THE EXACT SAME DAY THAT PARIS HILTON WAS REMOVED FROM GOOGLE AND ITS NEW DATABASE WITH THE NEW PROMPTING MODE.)

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AGE: 33

  36. lol

    So, two people who are famous for basically nothing. One had 8 kids, one had 8 sexual partners in one night and got crabs. Whoop-de-sh*t.

  37. born in a very rivh famuly, she is very attrative. but i donnot agree to her behavior. it is not very recommended.
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  38. the day he’s more famous than paris hilton is the day my website doesn’t have ALL the celebrity s.e.x tapes known to man! He’s a putz

  39. #2 that was hilarious Paris Hilton>Jon Gosselin, Kate Gosselin>John Gosselin, Roseanne>Jon Gosselin

  40. EricLR

    I say we let them thunderdome for it. Only, in this case, two women enter.

  41. I love Paris!! She’s so beautiful and sexy.

  42. Darth

    He thinks he’s popular but he’s more a curiosity .He’s the guy next to the bearded woman.

  43. Rhialto

    #43
    Since when is Paris Hilton a he?

  44. el ces

    As always, the celebrated Paris is beautiful and charming.

  45. Jeanne

    OMG! Regarding a previous comment…”Crypt-keeper” hands. Oh no…they look exactly like GOLLUM’s fingers…long and spindly. EEEEWWW!

  46. Jeanne

    OMG! Regarding a previous comment…”Crypt-keeper” hands. Oh no…they look exactly like GOLLUM’s fingers…long and spindly. EEEEWWW!

  47. Jeanne

    OMG..in regards to Paris Hilton’s hands. No, they don’t look like Crypt-keeper hands. It’s much worse! Her hands look like the LOTR’s GOLLUM’s Hands! Check it out! Long and spindly, EEEEW!

  48. she has the perfect body. she needs to improve her personality.

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