Paris Hilton is…I don’t even know
She’s always been skinny, but Paris Hilton looks ridiculous here. There’s like six too many angles on her body. She has the knees and elbows of a 90-year-old woman and, judging by her outfit, the senility of one as well. Did she actually look in the mirror and think to herself, “This is something I want people to see me in”? You could put together a better outfit with some glue and glitter.