She’s always been skinny, but Paris Hilton looks ridiculous here. There’s like six too many angles on her body. She has the knees and elbows of a 90-year-old woman and, judging by her outfit, the senility of one as well. Did she actually look in the mirror and think to herself, “This is something I want people to see me in”? You could put together a better outfit with some glue and glitter.
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manbo | April 4, 2009 at 12:01 pm
i found my teddy ruxpin today in my attic!!!
hmm | April 4, 2009 at 12:03 pm
i hate the faces she pulls and how she tries to act sweet. who the hell is she anyway. get a nose job!
Slipl0c0 | April 4, 2009 at 12:04 pm
i found my detachable penis lying there
SOS | April 4, 2009 at 12:08 pm
her boyfriend is way too hot
britney's weave | April 4, 2009 at 12:12 pm
“This is something [I want people to see me] in.”
that’s really all that matters.
lina | April 4, 2009 at 12:15 pm
she looks good! you don’t know what you are writing!
smarg | April 4, 2009 at 12:18 pm
A vapid no-talent whore seeking attention.
Why do we give it to her?
lina | April 4, 2009 at 12:20 pm
she looks good! you don’t know what you are writing! “writer”
Slipl0c0 | April 4, 2009 at 12:32 pm
ok lina, you can stfu now.. kthanx
azalea | April 4, 2009 at 12:36 pm
CHICKEN LEGS!!
SOS | April 4, 2009 at 12:37 pm
“kthanx” oh god, you did not just say that.
Monkey's Bone | April 4, 2009 at 12:38 pm
Fugly little troll
Rhialto | April 4, 2009 at 12:42 pm
What is this? Is she wearing a disco-ball?
Galtacticus | April 4, 2009 at 12:47 pm
We don’t know these people folks! It just happens to be they’re coincidental posted here!
douchey | April 4, 2009 at 12:50 pm
lately all i’ve seen her in is sparkly short dresses and ankle boots. FLATTERING
Kahil Gibran | April 4, 2009 at 1:13 pm
Did she hurt her back?
Vintage ROUGH | April 4, 2009 at 1:25 pm
Why does homeboy always look like hes holding her hostage…
ikkyff | April 4, 2009 at 1:28 pm
ROFLMAO!!!!!!
obviously stevie wonder dressed her.
Nero | April 4, 2009 at 1:36 pm
At least that corset brings some shape in her body!
BRANDONMWITTE@AOL.COM | April 4, 2009 at 1:44 pm
PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS & MYSELF.
PARIS HILTON’S CRIMINAL FATHER RICK HILTON GOT INVOLVED IN THE FEDERAL CRIMES IN MAY 2008 WHEN HE BRIBED SOMEONE AT THE ASSOCIATED PRESS TO BLOCK PARIS HILTON’S “SAVING THE DRUNK ELEPHANTS IN INDIA” STORY IN A DIRECT & BLATANT ATTEMPT TO TRY & SHIELD PARIS HILTON FROM FEDERAL PROSECUTION.
FOR MORE INFORMATION, GOOGLE MY NAME (BRANDON M. WITTE) WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON, & NICKY HILTON.
THE WEB SITES PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM & NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAIN ALLEGATIONS OF HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIME COMMITTED BY PARIS HILTON & RICK HILTON AGAINST ME GOING BACK TO MAY 2008.
THIS INFORMATION CAN ALSO BE FOUND AT: BRITNEY SPEARS ASKMEN.COM, ANGELINA JOLIE ASKMEN.COM, JENNIFER ANISTON ASKMEN.COM, MEG RYAN ASKMEN.COM, JULIA ROBERTS ASKMEN.COM, MEG RYAN ASKMEN.COM, KIM KARDASHIAN ASKMEN.COM, NICOLE RICHIE ASKMEN.COM, & EVA LONGORIA ASKMEN.COM.
THIS IS WHY PARIS HILTON’S CHILDHOOD FRIENDS KIM KARDASHIAN & NICOLE RICHIE NO LONGER SPEAK TO PARIS HILTON.
THEY ARE OBVIOUSLY DISGUSTED WITH HER HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 32
Galtacticus | April 4, 2009 at 1:51 pm
That mouth shot in pic 4 is nearly perfect.But still not yet.
boo | April 4, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Brandon, are you freaking INSANE? Give it up already!
Rhialto | April 4, 2009 at 1:54 pm
Somebody didn’t read the regulations here! No spam! It will be removed!
Vintage ROUGH | April 4, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Wonder whos the lucky celeb will be stalk by “Brandom M. Witte”. probably off his medz today…
Buzz "Scrotum" Sacks | April 4, 2009 at 1:55 pm
I heard a rumor – I can’t remember where – that Paris Hilton is currently evading Federal prosecution for heinous crimes. I wonder if anyone else has heard this rumor?
BTW, her outfit like it was put together with some glue and glitter.
Sauron | April 4, 2009 at 1:57 pm
I’m a bit bored today! Any spammers here??
catapostrophe | April 4, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Writer, you’re missing a question mark.
Lindalou | April 4, 2009 at 2:04 pm
BRANDON M. WITTE they are using your IP address to track and kidnap you. They want to erase every trace of you. Including you.
kels | April 4, 2009 at 2:26 pm
Wow, I think Brandon Witte needs a hobby.
ishi-san | April 4, 2009 at 2:30 pm
I’m afraid this is his hobby!
Angry Face | April 4, 2009 at 2:45 pm
So whats your point Brandon? Im confussed.
violet | April 4, 2009 at 3:08 pm
DELETE THAT SHIT!!!
mikeock | April 4, 2009 at 3:58 pm
when did this site become a restroom wall at the bus terminal? Fuck off Brandon Witte
ishi-san | April 4, 2009 at 4:32 pm
No it would be interesting if Brandon had actually something to tell. But all he does is making you look up non-existent sites. If at least this had the purpose of giving us viruses or something….. I’m confused too!
Herpes | April 4, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Brandon is just upset that Paris gave him super herpes that warped him into a giant crab. You know silly stuff.
neodammerung | April 4, 2009 at 5:43 pm
meanwhile in Paris’ crotch:
Huge herpes lesion: Mr Valtrex! We missed you. Do you like what I’ve done with the place?
Valtrex: It ends tonight.
Huge herpes lesion: I know it does! I’ve seen it. That’s why the rest of the lesions are going to sit back and watch the show. Because we already know that I am the one that beats you!
catapostrophe | April 4, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Writer, thanks for adding that question mark. Now you just need to lose that period, and you’ll have yourself a proper sentence. Hooray!
Charley Kane | April 4, 2009 at 7:38 pm
If the 1920s had been set in the future this is what it would have looked like.
line | April 4, 2009 at 8:55 pm
“writer”
you suck!!!
SATAN | April 4, 2009 at 9:44 pm
does she not realize that it looks like she has a head on top of her head
SATAN | April 4, 2009 at 9:46 pm
it honestly looks like she’s growing an extra skull on the top of her head
RichPort's Ghost | April 4, 2009 at 11:16 pm
I’d hit that bony bitch. In the face. With my chubby little fist.
kelsey | April 4, 2009 at 11:44 pm
“This outfit is missing something….ah yes, fingerless sports gloves, COMPLETE”
greenfairy | April 5, 2009 at 1:46 am
Looks like she’s been getting into Lady Gaga’s wardrobe…the crap she threw away…
Paris Has Herpes | April 5, 2009 at 6:31 am
Paris Hilton’s fans = retarded whores
rekk | April 5, 2009 at 8:32 am
Paris Hilton’s fans = Brandon Witte
Rhialto | April 5, 2009 at 10:21 am
Since when does she have an extended skull?
Amaranth | April 6, 2009 at 10:44 am
am I the only one who thinks she is fugly? I don’t understand why the media likes to cover her when she has nothing other then her parent’s money.
Missystar | April 6, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Yechhh…look at her fuckin’ knees. All the skin is scraped off. Why am I not surprised.
chupacabra | April 7, 2009 at 10:41 am
I’m looking forward to the day he marries her, then divorces her for cheating, and gets HALF. That will ROCK.