Paris Hilton broke down Saturday after having lunch at Prego, burrying her face in her hands while her mom tried to comfort her. And in case you start to feel sorry for her, in an interview with Harper’s Bazaar, Paris says she’s unfairly targeted by cops and that they pull her over all the time to hit on her:
“I think I get in more trouble because of who I am. The cops do it all the time. They’ll just pull me over to hit on me. It’s really annoying. They’re [the cops] like, ‘What’s your phone number? Want to go out to dinner?’ “
I’m pretty sure you shouldn’t say something happens all the time when it hasn’t even happened once. Ever. In your entire life. That’d be like me claiming I ride around on rainbows with my pet unicorn. Except not really, because I actually do do that all the time. But usually only after I drink my daily cup of paint.
FRIST!!! | May 7, 2007 at 12:18 pm
FRIST!!!
jakis | May 7, 2007 at 12:18 pm
her mom is hot
FRIST!!! | May 7, 2007 at 12:18 pm
That’s my name, don’t wear it out!!!!
Now, to read the article…
nico | May 7, 2007 at 12:19 pm
no, honey. when they ask for your phone number, they are writing you a ticket. and why do they pull her over in the first place? because they saw that she was Paris, not some other blonde in a fancy car? no, because she was doing something wrong. so delusional.
FRIST!!! | May 7, 2007 at 12:21 pm
She is sooooo full of herself. Well if this WAS true, I’d think I’d damn well NOT BE DRUNK if I knew I was most likely going to be pulled over for no reason…DUH!!!
FRIST!!! | May 7, 2007 at 12:23 pm
That dress makes her look as pure as the driven snow. Angelic, as a matter of fact.
miss_blasphemy | May 7, 2007 at 12:24 pm
This probly is true but I bet it’s any guy (’cause she’s blonde) and she’s just saying this ’cause of her imminent sentence.
FRIST!!! | May 7, 2007 at 12:24 pm
It will be good to get her EGO off the streets for a while.
Whammer Jammer | May 7, 2007 at 12:27 pm
I want to punch her in the face repeatedly.
daηielle™↵ | May 7, 2007 at 12:28 pm
“i think i get in more trouble because of who i am”
and…who exactly are ya dear? that’s like a homeless person arguing with the local feds when they kick him/her out of the bus station for loitering and him/her says “you’re unfairly targeting me because of who i am” like anyone other than a homeless person sleeping in a bus station wouldn’t be treated the exact same way.
of course, i did pay off those nice gentlemen the one time i did it. but, homeless people don’t have money, so that doesn’t count.
KatieKates | May 7, 2007 at 12:29 pm
This bitch is a freakin idiot. She needs to stop hallucinating and realize that she is just as accountable as the rest of us. I hope she gets attacked by a Mexican gang while she is in prison.
Donkey | May 7, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Pay-per-view from Paris’ jail cell. They would make millions.
lambman | May 7, 2007 at 12:32 pm
LOL, considering when she is pulled over it gets on TMZ within an hour it seems insane to claim it happens “all the time” because I only remember her being pulled over when she got her DUI
lambman | May 7, 2007 at 12:32 pm
LOL, considering when she is pulled over it gets on TMZ within an hour it seems insane to claim it happens “all the time” because I only remember her being pulled over when she got her DUI
miss_blasphemy | May 7, 2007 at 12:33 pm
But no. 11, who will we complain about when they lock up all the hollywood ho’s?! Who?!
Fifth Stooge | May 7, 2007 at 12:33 pm
With all the focus now on Paris, what happens to Mary Jo Buttafuco?
HughJorganthethird | May 7, 2007 at 12:35 pm
What a fucking tool. She might as well paint a target on her head once the LA police read about this little fantasy. Cause LA cops are so understanding and shit, just ask Rodney King. She thought she was being harrassed before, just wait.
yolatengo | May 7, 2007 at 12:35 pm
we can only hope she ends up like Dahmer…impaled.
jeecaj | May 7, 2007 at 12:36 pm
” Yeah isn’t it pretty? It’s a coke spoon I yanked off of Firecrotch’s neck!!” , Paris says to her mom.
Ech, the whole family should be bombed.
Lowlands | May 7, 2007 at 12:36 pm
Her mother’s face expression is like Paris is going to be the first Hilton ever going to prison.
Donkey | May 7, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Her mom looks like the original MILF from American Pie.
Fifth Stooge | May 7, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Now she knows how it feels to be an oppressed black man like Snoop Dog.
veggi | May 7, 2007 at 12:38 pm
I guess it will finally come out that she has a dick.
Donkey | May 7, 2007 at 12:42 pm
–23- No, I’ve seen the video. She doesn’t seem to have a dick…. unless this is a metaphor for Nichole Ritchie.
jaffo | May 7, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Next she will claim that she is unfairly targeted by STDs…
Lowlands | May 7, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Her ancestors would be proud on her…
murmurzz | May 7, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Ohhh, riiight, they ticket/arrest her because they like her! What a concept. So when I stick my foot up her ass, in Parisland that totally means we’re BFFs!
veggi | May 7, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Nice one 25!
FRIST!!! | May 7, 2007 at 12:47 pm
Hey veggi, martini time yet?
FRIST!!! | May 7, 2007 at 12:48 pm
I’m unemployed now, and out of vodka…better make a run!
Fishstick | May 7, 2007 at 12:55 pm
peep. shes a ho.
LadyZombie | May 7, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Paris Hilton provides proof that Darwin was completely full of shit.
Better start practicing toilet scrubbing, Ms. Twat Waffle.
FRIST!!! | May 7, 2007 at 12:58 pm
Where ya been, Fishstick?
GooniesNeverSayDie | May 7, 2007 at 1:04 pm
It is official: Paris’s mom dresses almost the same as MY mom.
Maybe my mom has untold millions that she hasnt told me about yet.
I think I will call her right now….
sharpei dude | May 7, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Just deal with it Hilton Family! You’re nothing but a bunch of fucking little whiney-ass trust fund babies who have spent your entire lives thumbing your noses at the law, and now your precious little petrie dish in a mini-skirt got fucking caught crossing the line one too many times so you need to all just shut the fuck up and follow the “visiting hours” rules like the rest of us!
jaffo | May 7, 2007 at 1:08 pm
Paris has always followed a ‘visiting hours’ policy. The problem is that she applies it to her vagina…
bellasera | May 7, 2007 at 1:10 pm
This is nothing a .22 and a bullseye can’t fix…….
klaatu17 | May 7, 2007 at 1:19 pm
Paris goes to jail….whew…another brazen criminal off the streets of Los Angeles…I feel safer already…good job!
Spindoc | May 7, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Cops get fired if they do that. Paris had some VERY VERY expensive lawyers, if this was true they would have brought this out in court. Additionally, considering that she is constantly followed by photographers isn’t it interesting that she can’t pull up the date any of these alleged incidents took place.
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I would LOVE it if the city of L.A. asked her to prove the allegations, and if she couldn’t sues her ass for defamation. And then sends her into the showers with the hairy armpitted Butch brigade in the women’s prison.
15PiecesOfFlare | May 7, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Why can’t anyone in this family dress right?
ck | May 7, 2007 at 1:26 pm
Paris used to BRAG that she could flirt her way out of tickets. The story changes now doesn’t it? This bitch thinks we remember nothing.
Conky | May 7, 2007 at 1:29 pm
Too bad Paris isn’t black because then she could claim racism too.
ck | May 7, 2007 at 1:30 pm
That white sundress is pretty but this girl can’t accessorize for her life. Those out- of- style oversized shades, white easter purse, and mismatched shoes. OMG, it’s all one color, it’s virginly and INNOCENT. That is about the extent of Paris’s cleverness. And it fails.
mrs.t | May 7, 2007 at 1:31 pm
Why exactly is she crying? Because she’s idiotic enough to go out shopping 2 days after the judgemnet rained down on her brassy head? “They won’t, like, leave me alone. I’m so over it.”
Did she grab a Jamba Juice on her way to The Ivy before she goes home to nap before heading out to fucking Pure tonight?
Maybe try to have one low-key day in your entire pathetic life, and notice that you don’t get hassled. Anyone who feels even a speck of pity for her needs to lick Lohan’s fiery snatch for 10 hours straight.
ck | May 7, 2007 at 1:33 pm
And shame on the parents for not reprimanding her, but instead running to her aid. Paris is how old, she’s an adult in the court.
Bollacks | May 7, 2007 at 1:49 pm
I guess I don’t get it.
She was caught driving drunk, something she admitted to bascially by pleading no contest.
As a result of that she has her license suspended (just like anybody else would in a similar situation).
She was pulled over again and charged with 1. Driving after suspension and 2. a violation of her probation.
Because of that violation, she is subject to jail time. Which is pretty common, even for no rich famous people.
So What fucking difference does it make that cops pull her over all the time to hit on her? So what if they do? How does that change any of the above facts?
Just like the Lollipop Guild represents Munchin Land, the Judge represents the real world, welcome to reality Paris…
You stupid cunt
LeeLee | May 7, 2007 at 1:56 pm
She should probably stop talking until she gets a new PR person… or you know, hire Lindsay Lohan’s– apparently she’s doing an awesome job for her.
me0w | May 7, 2007 at 1:58 pm
A few years ago Paris said that she drives her car as fast as she can and gets pulled over for speeding all the time, but never gets a ticket because the cops like her. She said they ask her out instead of writing a ticket. Now they pull her over for no reason? Yeah right.
LeeLee | May 7, 2007 at 2:14 pm
She should probably stop talking until she gets a new PR person… or you know, hire Lindsay Lohan’s– apparently she’s doing an awesome job for her.
HughJorganthethird | May 7, 2007 at 2:16 pm
Every time Paris cries an angel gets thier wings