Paris Hilton is turning into wax

June 15th, 2006 // 117 Comments

  1. mmmsh

    WICKED WITCHY MELTING WAXY HOOK NOSE

  2. andrewthezeppo

    no more Paris

    no more Paris

    No More Paris

    NO MORE PARIS

    no more Paris!

    shut up about this skank, I’m bored of hating her

  3. Pearly

    88-the best before pics of Paris (and Nicole Richie) are here…there were more but they must have deleted them:
    http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005189.html
    That said who would wanna smell like the fish oil she probably put in that sprayer. Ugh…

  4. she should get a nose job and a boob job, her boobs are extremely small

  5. saltpeanuts

    Paris just needs a good facial. And I’m just the man to give it to her.

  6. HollyJ

    OMG – the ONLY redeming quality about her was that her eyes were a bright blue, but even THAT’S fake! ACK! She has NOTHING positive about her on any level. That’s almost sad.

    LOL 105 She prob has enough semen imbedded in her facial pores for a lifetime. I bet you could squeeze her face gently between your hands and semen would come squirting out of all her skin pores like toothpaste out of a tube.

  7. Bogart

    Holy Crap! She looks like she’s 50 years old in pic #2.

  8. aimeethepoet

    Her waxiness? It’s called high resolution digital photography. Avoid it at all costs.

    A.

  9. Really ugly this Paris Hilton… she looks like to a moulded plastic end. Barbie Girl with a defective mould. This nose which falls down almost in her mouth… Ugly!! If I were a man I do not even know if it would wake up the shade of a errection!

  10. JayyMan

    just a reminder she’s alive

  11. Toonlite

    she’s aged…..she DOES NOT look like someone in her 20′s…..seriously she looks like she is in her late 30′s…..

  12. ILikeBukkake

    I think the waxy look is hot. Makes her face more susceptible(spelled wrong i think) to a relieving Bukkake session. I really do like Bukkake.

  13. IrishHempMan

    Is this a After sex fragrance or a bad news at the Gynecologist scent . I could go without a shower and eat Taco Bell for a week and still be consider more clean then paris, where does she get off making a fragrance.

  14. henrysgirl

    Looks like she took her role in “House of Wax” a little too seriously. Someone get a torch quick.

  15. I see that the Bobblehead Look is now the in thing this season. Good for her!

  16. maddawg_pimp

    Imagine what that face will look like in 30 years. *shudder*

  17. danielle

    like oh my totally gosh, i am so gonna buy this fragrance, i think shes so totally awesome, thats hawt!….thats how you sound.

    what the hell is this. smells like last weeks garbage. paris who? oh IS that transvestite who does xxx ficks?..thats how i sound.

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