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Adam Levine Signs 'Glee' Guy to New Label, Poses For Terry Richardson (PHOTOS) |
Relationship Expert on Halle Berry's Reported Move: It's About Being Selfless, Not Selfish (PHOTOS) |
Camila Alves Flashes Engagement Ring, Talks Wedding Plans (PHOTOS) |
'Madly in Love' Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Hang Tight in Los Angeles |
Lady Gaga's Tattooed 'Born This Way' Costar Reveals 'Top Secret' Project with Singer |
Lindsay Lohan's Platinum Blonde Locks: Yay or Nay? (PHOTOS) |
mommyd_23 | June 15, 2006 at 8:47 pm
it’s called makeup you dumb ass.. i’m sick of hearing about paris.. if you must write about her.. find something “worth” writing about.. not this complete CRAP
Charshine | June 15, 2006 at 8:55 pm
She almost looks like she will when she’s 70. That girl wears a TON of makeup, thick foundation, fake eyelashes. Ew.
She could at least make up for the ugly face with fake tits, but she won’t even do that!
MeganHarris | June 15, 2006 at 8:57 pm
I’m so Proud of her. First a new album thats great, and now her second perfume. She’s a genius.
gammanormids | June 15, 2006 at 8:58 pm
third picture is soooo scary! she looks like the crazy old neighbour we all have…
ALl that make-up and she still look ugly :S
BarbadoSlim | June 15, 2006 at 9:00 pm
Paris and mommyd_23 sitting on a tree passing H. E . R . P. E .S. la la la la..
LilRach | June 15, 2006 at 9:02 pm
I hate that dress!! Please put your slip back on Paris :)
Grapegoodness | June 15, 2006 at 9:06 pm
Yes…she’s pure genius…just like you, Megan!
pinochio | June 15, 2006 at 9:08 pm
why is she famous again? oh right, she invents mass herpes.
CruisingForCock | June 15, 2006 at 9:11 pm
@3 I “thought” I missed you.
SagaciousSteph | June 15, 2006 at 9:18 pm
Here is yet another lovely photo of Parisitic Hilton that goes quite well with this little album. Brace yourself.
http://img272.imageshack.us/img272/5344/53671parishiltonandnickyhilton.jpg
Anonymous | June 15, 2006 at 9:22 pm
Jeez, SagaciousSteph. That is a truly frightening picture. Nice moustache.
Also nice is how her foundation is 10 shades lighter than her neck and body hue. She looks like a fucked up clown on crack.
Nice fake blue contact lenses too.
A nose like a parrot. Lovely.
BigJim | June 15, 2006 at 9:38 pm
I wouldn’t mind having a wax statue of Paris in my basement so I could throw darts at it.
Zed | June 15, 2006 at 9:50 pm
She’s truly looking awful. Must be due to the hit-and-run accident in the parking garage earlier this week.
Poor thing. Maybe died in the accident and she’s been embalmed?
sweetcheeks | June 15, 2006 at 9:51 pm
@13 or use it to scare away crows and small children.
Sheva | June 15, 2006 at 9:52 pm
I’d like to see her make a pouty poser face when I slam a bottle of that crap over her head.
herbiefrog | June 15, 2006 at 9:52 pm
…you guys really
…have
…no
no
n
o
idea
do you :)
so from down here…
lol bitches :)
…and
…from
…up here
…well done babe :)
krypto | June 15, 2006 at 9:53 pm
When will this bird-like whore creature disappear?
SpazzCat71 | June 15, 2006 at 10:00 pm
My God! She’s dressed!
jFp | June 15, 2006 at 10:04 pm
(Paris Hilton at the launch of her new fragrance at Le Cirque)
So she goes to the circus for her bug spray?
Bet it smells like elephant dung.
Whats next? Her cooch spray at Le Aquarium?
What’s that dead fishy smell? Eewwww its Paris.
LilRach | June 15, 2006 at 10:15 pm
#17 – When we all stop paying attention to her (which looks like never!) :)
Iambananas | June 15, 2006 at 10:28 pm
I wouldn’t spray anything Paris Hilton has botteled on myself. Gross. Did she get a nose job?
Iambananas | June 15, 2006 at 10:33 pm
Do you think those diamonds are real?
ptprez | June 15, 2006 at 10:33 pm
21
will you suck my dick???
Iambananas | June 15, 2006 at 10:34 pm
JESSICA SIMPSON IN MAXIM:
She proclaimed once how she was so so Christian and ould never exploit her body and sell out.
Now it looks like she’s just another skank.
Iambananas | June 15, 2006 at 10:35 pm
#23..
Are you gay? Sorry, I’m not. But you are… not that there’s anything wrong with that.
ptprez | June 15, 2006 at 10:38 pm
25
are you a guy???
Iambananas | June 15, 2006 at 10:39 pm
Pregnant pop diva Britney Spears pleaded tearfully in a televised interview for picture-hungry paparazzi to leave her alone.
“I would like for them to leave me alone,” Spears said, dissolving in tears after being asked on NBC’s “Today” show if that was her biggest wish.
The 24-year-old is six months pregnant with her second child with hubby Kevin Federline, although entertainment tabloids have been hawking reports of an imminent split.
Motherhood brought unflattering pictures of the former teen sensation who was snapped driving her SUV with baby son Sean on her lap instead of safely buckled into a car seat, as required by US law.
Asked what she had to say to paparazzi, Spears asked them to think of their own families and grant her privacy and respect.
“You have babies at home. And you have, you have a wife. And if you don’t, you have to realize that we’re people and that we need — we just need privacy and we need our respect. And — and those are things that you have to have as a human being.”
Spears, who shot to celebrity in 1999 with the song “Baby One More Time” and has since sold more than 60 million albums, has put her career on hold for more than a year but still stars in the gossip columns.
“People” magazine has lately speculated on the health of her marriage to former backup dancer Federline, now an aspiring rapper, whom she married in September 2004.
Spears has said she was fleeing paparazzi when she was snapped driving with her son on her knee in February.
“These people like they, I mean they want stories to sell and they’re very good, you know. I need to come up with my own magazine and say the real deal.”
She told the network the marraige was strong and the the couple are happily awaiting the birth of their second child in September.
Iambananas | June 15, 2006 at 10:39 pm
26.. um, yeah. idiot.
ptprez | June 15, 2006 at 10:41 pm
27
you must be a bitch…come on, you know you want some man meat…
Iambananas | June 15, 2006 at 10:42 pm
… a guy who love cock, a lot, a whole lot, bunches.
Iambananas | June 15, 2006 at 10:42 pm
29… it’s interesting that you have these fantasies about men. If you have a daddy issue, get a daddy tissue.
Iambananas | June 15, 2006 at 10:42 pm
oh, *snap*!
ptprez | June 15, 2006 at 10:43 pm
28
then you’re the biggest bitchy-fag i’ve ever seen…
do you wear thong panties bitch???
Iambananas | June 15, 2006 at 10:44 pm
ptprez = fake me!
That’s sad that you’re making fun of me and are responding!
All you have to do is sit in front of the computer and wait for me to post? GO OUTSIDE! Enjoy the day… there’s still time.
Iambananas | June 15, 2006 at 10:45 pm
All you have to do is sit in front of the computer and wait for me to post?
Iambananas | June 15, 2006 at 10:46 pm
Read a book.
ptprez | June 15, 2006 at 10:47 pm
seeing that it’s 10:47 edt. i’ve been there…
you can’t be the real lame-bananas…
you said cock…
Iambananas | June 15, 2006 at 10:47 pm
Mock Tom Cruise at your own risk.
According to the 2006 edition of Forbes magazine’s Celebrity 100 rankings, Cruise is the most powerful famous person of all.
ptprez | June 15, 2006 at 10:48 pm
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That and masturbate obsessively, while thinking of you.
Iambananas | June 15, 2006 at 10:49 pm
Figures… okay, bye, I have a life, unlike you.
ptprez | June 15, 2006 at 10:52 pm
39
thank you…
could’nt of said it better..
ptprez | June 15, 2006 at 10:54 pm
27. stfu.
ptprez | June 15, 2006 at 10:56 pm
42
ditto…
HughJorganthethird | June 15, 2006 at 11:06 pm
I’m pretty sure they write about he rise of Paris Hilton in the book of revalations. Behold motherfuckers cause the end is near
HughJorganthethird | June 15, 2006 at 11:09 pm
I’m not saying I’m really high and fucked up on gin but maybe I am. But for the first time in my life I find Paris attractive. time to go to bed…
HughjOrganthethird | June 15, 2006 at 11:12 pm
G’night Hugh.
BigJism | June 15, 2006 at 11:13 pm
G’night Hugh.
HollyJ | June 15, 2006 at 11:13 pm
and-another-sign-appeared-in-heaven-behold-a-great-fiery-red-dragon-having-seven-heads-and-ten-horns-and-seven-diadems-on-his-heads-revelation-123-yeah-thats-about-paris-alrightbut-when-they-translated-from-hebrew-to-english-they-misinterpretted-a-few-words-what-that-really-said-originally-was-closer-to-and-another-sign-appeared-in-heaven-behold-a-great-fiery-wax-dragon-sucking-seven-heads-and-ten-whores-and-seven-dildoes-on-her-headsking-jimmy-screwed-up-a-lot-on-the-translations-you-know
highfidel | June 15, 2006 at 11:38 pm
damn no. 1! way to pee on everyone’s parade. it’s funny, LAUGH YOU SONOFABITCH
lovesIT | June 15, 2006 at 11:39 pm
she looks like an old british lady. with giant flippers for feet.