After I just confirmed that Britney Spears isn’t pregnant, I find out Paris Hilton is still hell-bent on putting a bun in her oven. C’mon! It seems Paris has babies on the brain again after hosting a baby shower for Nicole Richie last weekend, according to People:
“Nicole and I have been playing together since we were two years old,” she told PEOPLE at the Nissan Live Sets One Year Anniversary Party. “I was just telling her, ‘I want a baby so that our babies can play together.’”
You ever see one of those vans that animal shelters drive around and spay and neuter your pet for you? How do I modify one of those to work on humans? I kind of need an answer ASAP. Time is a factor. Oh, and also, what are the odds of getting a wet bar on that puppy? No, not the van. An actual puppy. I’ve always thought it’d be cool to have a dog with more than just one of those little barrels around his neck. Picture a Labrador, but with a margarita mixer instead of a tail.
lentista | November 28, 2007 at 4:44 pm
first damn it
princess.sweathog. | November 28, 2007 at 4:44 pm
Of course Paris will breed and Jennifer Aniston won’t. the world is so unfair.
TheLostGirl | November 28, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Still accin’ like a ‘ho, eh!
TheLostGirl | November 28, 2007 at 4:45 pm
Still accin’ like a ‘ho, eh!
lentista | November 28, 2007 at 4:45 pm
iam a loser now………..lol….. cuz i was first……teehehe
Guy | November 28, 2007 at 4:48 pm
Whos the gaylord with her?
BigBoneDaddy | November 28, 2007 at 4:49 pm
I’ll donate some sperm.
Right down her throat.
woodhorse | November 28, 2007 at 4:51 pm
You don’t need a Neuter Van, Fish, you just need a sharp knife. Ask Lowlands to go with you as an Assistant – he’s quietly efficient. Almost eerily so.
Grace | November 28, 2007 at 4:54 pm
I thought she was sterile after all the high speed jets of semen from numerous anonymous men had pulverized her ovaries to mash. Maybe it was just wishful thinking.
nipolian | November 28, 2007 at 4:57 pm
Little does the guy in the first two pics realize, but he is going to have the same facial expression as Britney in the last post as soon as he goes to take a piss tomorrow morning.
Bambi | November 28, 2007 at 5:06 pm
#6
A Swedish dude Alexander von Zweigbergk Väggö
nipolian | November 28, 2007 at 5:14 pm
Soon to be known as Alexander my Veinerburn Vaggo
roastbeef | November 28, 2007 at 5:16 pm
I hate this stupid bitch
joe | November 28, 2007 at 5:19 pm
Alexander von Zweigbergk Väggö is gonna get herpes
gdxfvdsfdsfsf | November 28, 2007 at 5:37 pm
http://games.cnews.ru/mim/Krot/RTCW.iso
FUCK
Robin Claire | November 28, 2007 at 5:40 pm
good lord. paris hilton’s DNA combined with whoever would actually mate with her? *shudder*
clamdiver | November 28, 2007 at 5:45 pm
Thats just what she needs. A new Pet baby. awww aint it cute how it fits in her purse? and how its huggies are worn on the outside of its P.J.’s? Wow! this is waaaay better than a kinkajou! Now someone feed it, bathe it, and teach it. Mommy will be back about 3am, stinking like a two month old sex towel soaked in vomit..toodles!
ph7 | November 28, 2007 at 5:47 pm
I expect she’d show the same care and devotion to a baby that she shows to the hand sized dogs she keeps buying, carrying around for a week or two, then discarding.
LL | November 28, 2007 at 6:02 pm
Have we learned nothing from Britney? That women who are famous only for being marginally attractive should not be allowed to breed? Let’s get the Dept. of Homeland Security on this, stat. In other words, faster than they responded to Katrina.
Actually, scratch that. Just send in the Navy SEALs and the Army Rangers. Operation Vagina Block is now in motion. God help us all.
CLICK HERE | November 28, 2007 at 6:05 pm
You can say anything about her but she’s hot!
MID | November 28, 2007 at 6:07 pm
Bitch is so disgusting. That guy is insane for even getting close to that walking STD.
Matthew | November 28, 2007 at 6:07 pm
ole wonk eye she is not caple to have kids ask miss trainwreck
BaconMessiah | November 28, 2007 at 6:16 pm
“Paris Hilton is trying to give me a heart attack”
better than the herpes she’s trying to give everyone else
cmc | November 28, 2007 at 6:23 pm
Maybe she can throw her hat into the ring for the custody of Britt’s kiddies. If not, maybe a Mom’s group will form between Nic, Britt and Paris. Sounds like fun!!!!
fweem | November 28, 2007 at 6:55 pm
Hehe the door she walked through is, according to the sign, a “manual automatic door”.
Look! Butterflies!
woodhorse | November 28, 2007 at 8:10 pm
Also a flashlight and a spatula. Lowlands to man the spatula. Combustion8 to hold the flashlight if you want to avoid having her ovaries bite you. She has five. And they lunge fast because they’ve been stabbed at before.
Rob Bagdasarian | November 28, 2007 at 8:12 pm
I’d be honored to mate with her to pass my genes – and her money – on to my offspring. If she’s interested, I’m a very intelligent and successful man over in Pasadena, and I can be reached at sierramadruh@gmail.com. Her looks plus my brains will create a super baby that will rule the universe.
jacknasty | November 28, 2007 at 8:25 pm
wasnt Nicole adopted when she was like 4? How did Paris know her at 2?
snowcone | November 28, 2007 at 8:58 pm
great pics of paris out on a date with a chick in her nighty !
Jenny | November 28, 2007 at 9:17 pm
Paris Hilton can break my heart any day!!
hhehappy | November 28, 2007 at 10:50 pm
That’s her new boyfriend? She was said to have a personal account on Meetrich.com club with her hot pictures and blogs there. The site is getting hotter and hotter, cuz quite a few millionaires and celebrities tend to go there.
cookie monsta | November 28, 2007 at 11:14 pm
so Paris again shows she is as stupid as she looks, why can’t she see that Shitney when from a breeder to a feeder after 2 kids, and now is a fat greasy drug fucked clown. What fucking reason to have a baby, “my friend has one”. What an unqualified sense of responsibility. No partner, no brains, no underwear. Piss Off Paris.
gerard Vandenberg | November 28, 2007 at 11:29 pm
There we have our little disseas-girl!!
You’re seeing LIFE as one big fun-fair. With alot of things it’s quite allright but you simply can’t think and act mature and seriously. You really don’t know a FUCK what is happening in the world today. You are the whole FUCKING day surrounded by YES-MEN and by smiling HAAAAAI-assholes!!
That is the main reason you can’t take misery, we could all witness it in your Television-appearence with david letterman. Although this was nothing compared to the reallife-situations. But you were almost a CRY-BABY!! Another action we could all see was the back to jail-incident. Crying and screaming for mum!!
WE ALL WAIT FOR THE CRASH TO COME!!
JM | November 29, 2007 at 12:47 am
#27, how intelligent can you really be if you are willing to ‘mate’ with this whore?
Apple | November 29, 2007 at 12:52 am
You are really beautiful.
Apple | November 29, 2007 at 12:53 am
Is he your BF?
josselin | November 29, 2007 at 12:54 am
she is so beautiful.. but someone said she joined an online service sugarmommymeet.com it is a site for rich women to date sexy men.. spoil and support them…
Kathy Hilton, Bel-Air, CA | November 29, 2007 at 12:55 am
Do I see a semi-mongrel in thumbnail #2? No, the guy on the right?
TCLTC | November 29, 2007 at 1:09 am
BEEF
judi | November 29, 2007 at 1:23 am
12:53, apple. If by boyfriend do you mean did he take her home and catch her herpes, then yes, he is her boyfriend
SoulHunter | November 29, 2007 at 2:33 am
a stupid fulgy biatch
http://www.spymac.com/details/?2311720
diggers | November 29, 2007 at 3:10 am
Kiss KISS KISS Blondeefy My Moments!*#$%
diggers | November 29, 2007 at 3:13 am
I can’t believe she needs to join an online dating…that’s to far out.
Christina | November 29, 2007 at 8:54 am
she is sexy It is reported he has a profile on a dating site http://herpesmates.com, not sure what type of relationship he is seeking.
LH | November 29, 2007 at 4:27 pm
At least she has good taste. He is not fat / small / hairy / cut / tatooed. Actually he is very classy and super good looking !!!
Why are there so few god-looking men in the movie industry, by the way ?
Oh I think I know: as soon as a good looking guy is shown, all males are screaming “gaylord !” “he’s gay” “he squirts semen every time he farts” and other delicate stuff like that. I didn’t know men were that jealous ! They like to say that women are jealous at each other’s looks but experience proves they are much worse ! :-))
Rachel | January 12, 2008 at 9:21 am
#27 – what if the baby turns out to have your looks and her brains? Shit like that happens.