Paris Hilton is truth in advertising

November 8th, 2009 // 54 Comments

In a surprising display of literacy, Paris Hilton is pissed about the above billboard popping up all over New Zealand, according to the Sunday Star Times:

The photo, which shows Hilton partying, has the word “vacant” written in giant-sized lettering across it.
Hilton’s Los Angeles-based manager Jamie Freed said Wellington billboard company, Media5, had no permission to use Hilton’s image, and they could expect to hear from Hilton’s lawyers.

I love how Paris Hilton’s own manager doesn’t even try to dispute the content of the billboard and sticks solely with the legal aspects. He’s paid to make his client look awesome no matter what, yet saw this and went “Aw, shit, they got us.”

Thanks to Dylan who wonders how you administer penicillin to a stretch of highway and/or get it to drink a whole bunch of cranberry juice.

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  1. cate

    I always knew the Kiwis were smart… haha love this.

  2. it will be better if they put a “got herpes” line… i mean its more classy

    BTW: that bizarro right eye of Paris its creeping me out… baby jesus save me!!!

  3. mel

    Excellent.

  4. Jenn

    I like it! It gets to the point with grace.

  5. Rosetinker

    I live in NZ this is funny but so true plz tel me we aint da onli ones ta think of dis??? its like paris doesnt want people to see anything on a billboard but her vagina, kiwis rule!

  6. Rosie

    Perfect advertising!!

  7. AnonymousError

    I love this. It’s really poignant. haha. I wish I could take responsibility for it. Go Kiwis !!!

  8. AnonymousError

    I love this. It’s really poignant. haha. I wish I could take responsibility for it. Go Kiwis !!!

  9. shitting condoms

    jesus christ nicky hilton is disgusting looking :vomits:

  10. Turd the third

    Nick Hilton… the 70′s called you and want you back ,, there are a couple of male rock stars she looks like from back then can you name them>>> what a fugly yllis tnuc

  11. emma

    god, no 6, way to type like a retard.

  12. netstarman

    Now if the can put that across her forehead it would be perfect , but its still good to see the truth in advertisement. Has anyone ever been close to MS. Vacant here and listen for the escaping air coming out of her ears?

  13. Shep

    #6 I am angry with New Zealands education system for failing you so badly. It takes courage though to post your thoughts when you obviously know very little about the English language. Good for you!

  14. Paris Is Certainly Vacant

    I was really surprised to figure that ugly bitch next to paris is nicky. Nicky used to be better looking than paris, but not in these pics.

  15. Heather

    You can see her nipple in picture 6.

  16. jubjub

    Maybe she is only pissed because the sign doesn’t describe her as well as it should; perhaps she would be OK with it if the sign read “Vacant Cunt” instead.

  17. Depal

    Helvetica lives!

  18. #12 its called island lang haha!!!

    BTW: ill do Nicky, but Paris…gives me the creeps!!!

  19. #12 its called island lang haha!!!

    BTW: ill do Nicky, but Paris…gives me the creeps!!!

  20. gstar

    Funny thing is that her manager Jamie Freed was so desperate for a client, since Selena Gomez fired him for stealing, that he chose the biggest loser who was definitely vacant at the time. Her manager Jamie is pushing her to sue so he could cash in…

  21. gstar

    Funny thing is that her manager Jamie Freed was so desperate for a client, since Selena Gomez fired him for stealing, that he chose the biggest loser who was definitely vacant at the time. Her manager Jamie is pushing her to sue so he could cash in…

  22. Reminds me of another delightfully cheeky billboard campaign in New Zealand. “Hell. Too good for some evil bastards.”

  23. All right. I guess HTML coding doesn’t work in TS’s comments sections. URL for a story on the 2007 Hell Pizza campaign:
    http://theinspirationroom.com/daily/2007/hell-too-good-for-some-evil-bastards/

  24. I am in no way suggesting that this isn’t hilarious.

    But if NZ’s laws are like any other country’s, shouldn’t this pretty much be a slam dunk? You do have to get your celebrity endorsers’ permission, right?

    Then again, maybe they know that and they just figure she won’t want the sheep that she’d win in the lawsuit.

  25. animality

    #6, oh lawd, way to represent the other 4 million of us. I saw this ad on the back of a toilet stall and snorted loudly. New Zealand has some pretty brilliant advertising campaigns.

  26. Donk Donkerson

    LOL great post fish.

  27. BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33

  28. Rosetinker

    Haha dats jst da way i write #12 and #14 sheesh im jst so used ta txtin i do write dis way dnt mean shit jst cus i dont write al proper olden english bt i wil say this for you (Calm the fuck down and stop your ignorant comments…oh and get the stick you have shoved up your proper assholes removed it’s obviously causing a pressure on your small insignificant brains) wow nw dats funi :)

  29. Rosetinker

    Haha dats jst da way i write #12 and #14 sheesh im jst so used ta txtin i do write dis way dnt mean shit jst cus i dont write al proper olden english bt i wil say this for you (Calm the fuck down and stop your ignorant comments…oh and get the stick you have shoved up your proper assholes removed it’s obviously causing a pressure on your small insignificant brains) wow nw dats funi :)

  30. unbelieveroz

    Who would have thought that a nation of sheep-shaggers and hobbit-farmers would come up with something so delightful? Go NZ!

  31. m_cake

    Love it. #6 & #29, I’m a kiwi who is seriously embarrased you’re from the same country as me, do you actually even speak like that? Your posts are seriously the most ignorant, unintelligent things I have read for a while. Grow up.

  32. Jupiter

    , , , , , , , , , , , ,

    @29 & 30,

    I’m handing out free commas today :D Would you like one?

  33. rosetinker

    i sent #6 from my phone and didnt think to send it without using ‘txt language’, for goodness sake have you nothing better to do than bitch and moan?, and i happen to be thirty-three years old so everyone who is moaning calm down and move on.
    P.S. move on! if you are going to bother commenting do it about the post which is about Paris Hilton not me, didnt realise I was the subjecton this page. Thanks fans! :)

  34. Bianca

    lolz 30-34 thats how i text as well you go girl ;) everyone else needs to shut up and chill

  35. stu

    go N.Z! at least were not making the news for our shocking child death/abuse rates for once! Go the All Blacks. Also check out the tui billboards there way better.

  36. filthymcnasty

    sad that #6 is 33…now thats embarrassing! im 30 and dont text speak like that! but yeah unfortunately in lil ol NZ we don’t know the word “sue” but in the US you can sue for anything. so i guess thats why kiwis are more ballsy. and #31…get it right, we dont shag sheep or farm hobbits, we roast dogs on bbq’s and put babies in driers! and getting back to paris, how come no ones said anything about her droopy nose? its always about the lazy eye, but her nose tip looks like its trying to escape!

  37. everybody hates Rough

    What happen to Nicky, and since when Hermes make flat tires…

  38. Michael

    This billboard has been up for around half a year. And yeah, the only thing that will happen is that they’ll (probably) have to take down the image. There’s not a whole lot of suing for damages going on in New Zealand.

  39. everybody hates Rough

    flat

    *whats wrong with met today*

  40. Stephanie

    Anyone notice Nicky’s fat roll in pics #4 and #5? Weird. Isn’t she usually sickeningly thin? Just thought it was odd.

  41. God Bless New Zealand!

    Stupid dumbass leg spread whore & her minions will lose. That picture is in the public domain, so anyone can use it. She’s gonna lose; God Bless New Zealand!

  42. She’ll probably do what she always does and male tons of money for being nothing.
    -http://TopTwitsBlog.com

  43. Marjorie

    I was in New Zealand in APRIL and saw this ad in Wellington. This is so old, how on earth did it take Paris Hilton’s lawyers so long to find it and get annoyed about it? Obviously no one was offended for at least that long. Surely that speaks volumes?!

    (also, a brilliant, beautiful country with the most friendly people I’ve ever met and the most fantastically uncensored press… although I do hope they’ve stopped saying ‘eh’ at the ends of sentences so much now!)

  44. some one had to say it

    haha thats awesome. My only regret is that, although for a while Welly was my 2nd home, I never saw the billboard. And I doubt I will now, thanks to Paris and her non existant sense of humour. Pompous mole. When you act the part, expect to get the piss taken out of you! And NZ is no longer a nation of sheep shaggers…its cows! They pay so much better…

  45. some one had to say it

    haha thats awesome. My only regret is that, although for a while Welly was my 2nd home, I never saw the billboard. And I doubt I will now, thanks to Paris and her non existant sense of humour. Pompous mole. When you act the part, expect to get the piss taken out of you! And NZ is no longer a nation of sheep shaggers…its cows! They pay so much better…

  46. mika

    I DON’T GET IT!!! can someone please explain it to me. i know what vancant means…. are they sayan her brain is vacant???

  47. Brandi

    To make this work, you need MEGAN FOX on it. She’s dumb as a rock.

  48. LOL

    why can’t a bus run her over… I seriously hate (yes, it’s a strong word) her.

    Please baby jesus, do it for me! It’s just a bus.

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