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I bet her g-hole smells like rotting Greek prepuce.
Maybe he’s just trying to figure out which one is her off button. Or maybe if he turns them, the volume will go down.
I think he just did the ‘parent going 50 and decides to stop arm out across the child-passenger chest to hold them in place like it’s really going to help’ move and accidentally touched her boobies while trying to keep her from needing nose #4 via sidewalk. I can’t imagine him wanting to touch them for any other reason…
What breasts? She is a disgusting dried-up baked chicken. I wish I could kick her in her sundial nose.
Too drunk to walk? Pa-leeze! Why is she the only one staggering? She plays drunk cuz she just wanted to get her perky nipples groped and better the bodyguard than Kevin F in the back. Unless if Kevin refused and she got the one on payroll to do it. It happens so often the others are not even amused anymore. “Oops there she goes…again (ti-hi)…any-ho’ “
Actually, I think this guy really is trying to keep her from flashing the photographers, and getting her breasts all over the internet. (As if people hadn’t already seen them.)I guess he didn’t realize that flashing the photographers was actually the point. He’s so fired. It’s sad that this man cares more about her dignity than she does.
why are you all being so mean to paris? we’ve all been drunk before! so whats the big deal?! can’t she have some fun with out you bitches gettin involved?
That’s funny as hell! I wouldn’t make bodily contact with Paris Hilton because I’m STD free and like it. But, if I were her bodyguard and had already made contact with her, I’d grab a breast. What I really want to know is who took this picture?
but she’s not too drunk to lay down ;)
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Some paople say Paris is a sleazy, slutty, supid ass. But you know what? I don’t care I’d bang Paris and Nicky everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.