In her interview with Elle magazine, Paris Hilton reveals she’s the most awesomest girl on the planet and so talented she makes Mozart look like horse shit. She says:
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#96 – You go, mamacita.
#97 – I disagree. She’ll probably never go away *swallow own vomit* because same as there’s no law against being a young slut, there’s no law against being an old slut.
David Hasselhoff is talented.
Lisa Rinna’s lips are natural.
Attorneys are in it for justice.
All inmates are innocent.
Insurance companies are the greatest.
W is the greatest President in history and
the polar caps are not melting.
Anyone who listened to that track and thought it was good, or even “Not that bad” (#18, I’m looking at you) ought to be shot right in the fucking face.
Tom Cruise doesn’t love the cock,
It’s not child abuse to let my three preschoolers watch tv while I obsess over The superficial, Terry Hatcher isn’t a tranny,Paula Abdul is sober and hot, Scientology makes perfect sense, Paris is saving herself to marriage
or “for marriage”
geez. I’m now “shot in the face”.
I know just cause some shitty song goes platinum, doesn’t make it good. Hey, I’m into indie rock myself.
ALL I’m saying is, that as far as POP music goes, or even dance, its not terrible.
And there’s a difference between “terrible” and “teeeeeeeeeeerrrible”
“Screwed” is neither, in my opinion.
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paris hilton – i live in nyc and read about her in the social section of the papers. downtown partier. she is so NOTHING it is shocking that she gets paid any attention. noone cares and/or noone should care. her claim to fame is being related to her grandfathers money!!!!! really – iran has a nuke and paris hilton has herpes!
Phil Specter is HOT
Scott Peterson is innocent
Paris Hilton is Miss Understood
JLo didn’t poo on Baffleck
I am productive at work
Charles Manson deserves parole.
Whitney Houston is the poster child for a drug-free America.
Carmen Electra hates the Sybian.
Mariah Carey has super tight abs.
Jennifer Aniston is Oscar worthy and
Michael Douglas didn’t say that…
Vote for the Better Singer.
Paris Hilton or
Yoko Ono
Yo Spindoc: What about Bai Ling???
Paris Hilton has minty fresh breath.
Lindsay Lohan was an extra in the last Juvenile video, “Azz So Fat”.
Hillary Duff’s breasts are totally fake and anyone who agrees is definitely not bitter and flat-chested.
Yoko Ono shaves her legs every day.
MeganHarris is not Jessica Simpson.
And I totally meant to say Hillary Swank but thinking about her breasts got me all disoriented and loopy.
You listen to indie rock like Tom Cruise doesn’t take it in the ass.
So let’s see:
Tom Cruise doesn’t like the cock.
Tom Cruise doesn’t think the cock is cool.
Tom Cruise doesn’t bow down before the cock.
Tom Cruise doesn’t feel the need….the need for cock *high five with Goose*
#110-Productive at work. Nice one, Saucie.
Katie Holmes is pregnant.
Michael Jackson is a straight man.
Paris Hilton is germ-free.
Indie rock is cool.
Uggs will never go out of style.
Mariah Carey is anorexic.
Pink is not a bulldyke.
Alexis Arquette TOTALLY looks like a woman.
Star Jones is a hot bitch.
Nicole Richie eats.
Basic Instinct 2 is a raging success in cinematography.
I like to sing-a…..about the moon-a and the June-a and the Spring-a…..Could this cooze get any uglier. I mean her pictures just get more and more busted. I used to thing the Ruebens paintings were ugly, but if forced to choose, I’d rather look at some fat-assed jelly-roll than this chicks mug.
emos are sensitive misunderstood youths,
fox doesn’t suck because nanny 9-11 is a riveting drama,
teri hatcher doesn’t have a penis,
and NewGuy never masturbates to pokemon
pepper needs new shorts!
I’m with #116. I can’t imagine the kind of music you listen to if you think that the Paris Hilton song wasn’t terrible. It sucked ass.
The extra e on artist hurts, it really does.
PapaHotNuts – thanks a whole hell of a lot. I am on a business trip, sitting in my hotel room, and your first post in this series made me laugh so damn loud that I expect hotel security to show up any minute.
Tom Cruise does not love the cock.
Katie Holmes is not sporting a prosthetic belly.
Britney is a great mom.
Oh, and I found myself standing right behind Paris Hilton at baggage claim at Charles de Gaulle airport last spring. I thought it was just a Paris-wannabe, and I despaired for humanity to think that young women and girls would aspire to resemble Paris Hilton. Then I realized it WAS Paris Hilton, and I really despaired for humanity.
Paris has a lazy eye. Isn’t there some way to fix it? It’s not like this broad doesn’t have the $$
It’s too bad Paris & Mozart can’t make babies.
She’s one freakin’ ugly TARD. Too bad money couldn’t buy her a better vocabulary.
After this album she’s gonna deserve her star on Sunset Blvd.
I know it’s gonna be a hit! I can’t wait for it to come out!!
she sucks at everything she does. that why she has to pay people to do everything for her and take credit for their work. i just listened to her song screwed.. man talk about effect abusing. people do this to hide their bad singing voice.
Someone need to slap her in the face, punch her big, fake nose, knock her unconcious, rape her sorry ass, shave her head and piss in her mouth afterwards other wise I don’t think she’d realize there’s actually other people living in this world.
And I’m against rape!
Posted by trident on April 13, 2006 11:36 PM
she sucks at everything she does. that why she has to pay people to do everything for her and take credit for their work. i just listened to her song screwed.. man talk about effect abusing. people do this to hide their bad singing voice.
PRETTY MUCH SAID IT ALL!!!!! GOOD ONE, TRIDENT!!!! <3 !!
OH YES, AND CRUISE IS REALLY HINDU, KATIE HOLMES CANT WAIT FOR HER SLIENT, PAINKILLER-FREE ( YYYEEEOOOOOOUUUUCCCHH!!! ) BIRTHING EXPERIENCE.
AND ALSO, ITALIAN STALLION AND PAPHOTNUTS I LOVE YOU!!!!! AND THAT WASNT SARCASTIC, YOUR THE COOLEST FUNNIEST ONES HERE!!
ROCK ON BABES!!!
<3
ME!
since when does paying somebody to put together a book with picutres of yourself, and your own ‘insightful’ commentary about the life of an hotel hieress (why have one cell phone when you can have three???) count as writing books? and actually since when does writing two books with the same title, the second one being a photo album for the purchaser, count as books pluaral??? please, she can barely string together a coherant sentence that doesn’t contain the words “that’s hot”
also, paying somebody to write a song for you…actually come to think of it paying somebody to steal a song already recorded by Haylie Duff, and out efects on your god awful voice does not make you an artistE. (notice the emohasis on the E, she’s not an artist, she’s an artistE, pathetic attempt to make her vocabulary look more interesting than it actually is)
somebody needs to tell Paris that an extraordinary ability to draw attention to your vagina does not make you talented…it makes you a whore.
if i had the powers of an enraged god i would turn that kicking, squeeling, gucci little piggy paris hilton into a big pile of shit. and throw her against the wall and see what sticks. i guarantee it would be every little bit. i swear i think she buys the covers of magazines. even buys herself an article so people can indulge themselves in her ignorance. or maybe people are just that pathetic and want to kill their brain cells by reading her bullshit. as she spreads a veil over alot of the american eyes. to worship her like shes so devine. but some of us can see what she really is, that selfish spoild little kid. and god gave me artistic eyes of blue, so i know beauty when i see it. and paris its definatly not you. and if i was a famous artist i would paint a picture of you with hidden obcenitiesto show you for what you really are. in high hopes you would buy it and pay me like 300 thousand dollars for it. hang it on you wall and stair in awe, while i sit back and laugh my ass off. then again im not one to talk. im just a pathetic little thought. you could sit and make fun of me about how im poor and work for a living. and just like our great ignorant president you’ll call a spade a spade. but it takes more than spades and a royal face to win this game. and i wander whats next. paris dolls with the itch. that scratches and giggles? what a worthless peice of human creation you are, you cum guzzleing bitch.
she has a 4 million dollar house! does anyone that posted a comment here have a more expensive house….? i didnt think so, so you all can kiss her very rich rear end!
she has a 4 million dollar house! does anyone that posted a comment here have a more expensive house….? i didnt think so, so you all can kiss her very rich rear end!
poor Paris at least she has her designer clothes to keep her warm when she does time. I wonder if they let her use MySpace when she does time. They probably only let murderers create custom myspace layouts.