Paris Hilton is the best singer ever
In tomorrow’s issue of Blender, Paris Hilton says she cries whenever she listens to her album because it’s so good.
“People go crazy. They love it. Everyone’s like, ‘Who is this?’ I don’t tell. Because I don’t want someone putting their phone up and recording it and making a ring tone off of it. I think when people don’t know it’s me, they won’t judge it. But if they know it’s me, then they’ll be like, ‘Ugh.’ They won’t even dance.” Of her album, she says, “I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it’s so good.”
I’m sure I’ll cry when I listen to her album too. As will every other living creature on the planet that has ears. Because if my six years of medical school has taught me anything it’s that bleeding from the ears is the number one cause of crying. Number two if you count seeing my grandpa naked.