In tomorrow’s issue of Blender, Paris Hilton says she cries whenever she listens to her album because it’s so good.
“People go crazy. They love it. Everyone’s like, ‘Who is this?’ I don’t tell. Because I don’t want someone putting their phone up and recording it and making a ring tone off of it. I think when people don’t know it’s me, they won’t judge it. But if they know it’s me, then they’ll be like, ‘Ugh.’ They won’t even dance.” Of her album, she says, “I, like, cry, when I listen to it, it’s so good.”
I’m sure I’ll cry when I listen to her album too. As will every other living creature on the planet that has ears. Because if my six years of medical school has taught me anything it’s that bleeding from the ears is the number one cause of crying. Number two if you count seeing my grandpa naked.
Hearing this album crushes your testicles too!
With the herpes and AIDS.
It’s like magic but with less unicorns and more genital sores.
She should have called her album “red bumps”
http://www.celebslam.com
I have to admit that she looks smoking hot in that picture.
My penis approves.
last time i listened to her sing i had to take penicillin for two weeks to clear things up…
Tara Reid legs…
It’s not the music that’s making her cry… that would be the burning in her crotch. Oh wait, Lohan is the firecrotch. Or so we hear, over and over and over and over… My bad.
I would cry too if my honey pot dripped puss.
http://freddytshirt.blogspot.com/
She cries because it’s so good. I thought that was what she told her plethora of lovers whenever they fail to satisfy her insatiable, herpetic lust.
I cry just thinking about her making an album! There is no way I would buy that goddamn disc. On the flip-side, I would bang her like an old screen door.
She made my Top Ten Crimes Against Music list. She would not be amused. Check it out: http://angry-ferret.blogspot.com/
More photos of her promoting @ Best Buy…
http://www.exposay.com/paris-hilton-signs-and-promotes-her-new-album-paris/v/3778/
All you people who object to her herpes can stand in line behind me while I double bag it. A talentless whore she may be, but I’d hit it hard. I’d hit it because she’s young, hot, and rich. But most importantly, I’d hit it because your moms’ are all worn out. Riverside muthafucka!
http://wampoon.com/
#11 – Riverside muthafucka? I haven’t seen Juice in years… thanks for that.
“Because I don’t want someone putting their phone up and recording it and making a ring tone off of it.”
Wow. Yes, because that would be a high quality ring tone right there! Where the hell does she come up with this stuff?
You know, I never liked Paris Hilton, ever. She’s skanky, she has NO talent, she’s not even that pretty. I would do her chihuahua before her…but I kinda feel sorry for her now because she KNOWS that people dislike her. It was okay to dislike her when she was clueless, but now that I know that she knows that people despise her..I kinda feel bad for her.
yeah not really.
“…six years of medical school???” Paris’ alma mater, I’ll bet…
#14 That’s no chihuahua, thats one of her crabs on a leash! :)
Why does she always pose like that? She looks dumb…oh that’s right, SHE IS DUMB.
i’m AMAZED at the number of people who get on here and tell the world how they would “do” paris. why not just inject yourself with every std known to man. it would be a lot quicker.
Pathetic waste of human space. Period. No looks, no talent, no character- not one redeeming human quality about her. The only people who can stand her for more than a few minutes are either her relatives or the men who fuck the hell out of her- then carry home a little ‘reminder’ of their encounter afterwards. Talk about a parting gift! (Cuz ya know, herpes is forever!) I hope her twat falls out.
Ya know, her daddy’s gotta be proud.
Sorry about the two ‘ya know’s'- my stutter is acting up again.
#18- You got it!
#17: because there’s no pose more subtly seductive and come-hither than looking like an old women with osteoperosis and a stomach paunch. If that doesn’t turn you on, what would?
The correct answer is “everything else”, of course.
Paris Hilton also offers costumes of herself for kids this halloween.
http://www.spoonspam.com
Ugh what a pompous ass this chick is. You cry to your album….are ya shittin me?
She will never impress me.
http://www.wehateeverybody.com
oh paris paris paris.. stick with things you are good at.. like stopping war with your crusty armpits.. when my niece saw that pic of paris’ crotch vacating some vehicle or another she said “that shit ain’t right.. that SHIT AIN’T RIGHT” throwing the bag of pretzels she now could no longer eat across the kitchen table.. and i had to agree.. but then that shit’s been spread between here and tora bora so what’s to be expected?
http://www.stingybitches.com/ stingy%20advice.html
The hottest is when your beer gut sticks out farther than your no-tits.
Paris. Keepin it real.
does anyone else want to see her walk around with her two feet that are always stuck in the same position when she stands, I mean, poses (i.e. the above picture)? I really want to see her try at least… then fail miserably as she falls over, head first, asses up, into a pile of dung and then some teenage boy tries to stick his dick in her anus as she tried to get up and then continues to walk with the kid stuck to her ass. sweet.
I have nothing to say really about this, but that add underneath is f**king nasty.
Feet=make me cringe.
#28~daddy, is that you?
Isn’t that Madame Tussaud’s wax replication in that picture?
Isn’t that Madame Tussaud’s wax replication in that picture?
#30 – daddy drinks because you breathe.
i cried when dis dumb white bitch gave me the drips for real though my niggers
Why is this woman posed next to a “Best Buy” sign when we all know it’s free???
“People go crazy. They love it. Everyone’s like, ‘Who is this?’ I don’t tell.”
Yeah, right. Like she hasn’t self-promoted this crapasstica for months now. But yes, I have read that some STDs can lead to insanity.
Paris and K-Fed should do a duet together to combine their talent. That would probably be more good music than the world could stand at one time. Then everyone would stop what they are doing and cry. Then all the wars would end. Then everybody would be happy. There you have it my friends: Paris and K-Fed, the key to world peace.
We all cried, bitch.
incidentally, dupababy, those Snyder’s cheddar pretzels didn’t go to waste just because Rachel threw them across the table; I ate them. Then again, I think the NastyAssPicsofParis’Vagina appetite suppressant might just be a workable idea…
so is she preggers?..or is that a sperm bank on 2 legs?
She never changes facial expressions. For those of you who haven’t seen this, here you go.
http://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/
Bitch seriously needs to get out of that bubble she’s living in. Who the F would actually pay to hear her sing?
http://cooterpunch.blogspot.com
Y’all’s just hatas cuz you’ze jellus, izzall.
And _hell_ yeah I’d do her. I’d even do her after K-Fed’s turn. (Well, OK…maybe not then…)
That bitch has made my ears bleed. And my eyes. She’s a great singer? Ya and Lindsay Lohan isn’t a whore either. Riiiight.
When she sings (and I use that word very loosely) ‘Stars are blind’,I wish I was deaf.
Do you guys realise how much money it costs a year for her to look like that? A beeping lot, and she doesn’t even look good! I saw her doing an interview on TV and she was as boring as watching Nicole eat.. I’m going to laugh tears at whoever buys that record!!
*looks at the pic*
She’s gonna throw her back out doing that.
Ripping of Blondie (Tide is high) and Gwen Stefanis voice.
Darlings, I really don’t know why you’re so down on this beautiful, talented girl. And she has only slept with like 2 people EVER – she said so in British Elle. I mean, why would someone so fabulous have to lie? You’re all just jealous cats who don’t know a good thing when you see it.
I’m going to leave my office immediately and rush out and buy that musical poetry. Well, maybe I should leave it until a day when I’m not wearing so much mascara.
If her STDs weren’t a problem of pandemic proportion, her singing career is. At least we have Valtrex for the herps.