Paris Hilton might be Hitler

O.k., it’s happy hour, but listen EJ if you want to hear more about how fucked up your relationship is, I started a thread for you over on Craigslist,Etiquette (no “relationship catagory, how retarded!)
you can see what other people have to say about it…o.k. bitch!!!

have a good weekend motherfuckers!!!

Well, whoever it is who’s leaking these videos of Paris Hilton & her pathetic, stupid, ignorant party crowd, I would like to thank you, because really, it just confirms how utterly stupid these spoiled idle rich kids are!

Their parties are so mind numbingly boring, but I guess stupid is as stupid does…

I absolultely loathe this stupid,vapid, useless person, I really wish she’d just fade away

screw you bulldyke!

Too bad the footage is poor quality. Click on my link above. Thanks.

On more important news: Who likes gold more?

a) Pirates
b) Leprechauns
c) Steve

i think i’d trust a downie to drive me home over paris

Heh. I realize that this may be hard for a Dr. Phil groupie to understand, but there is no “one way” to have a healthy relationship.

My BF and I have a wonderful sense of humor and we don’t take ourselves too seriously. I expect that’s a foreign idea to the good doctor, who probably expects his lover to call him “sir” while they make love.

Hehe. :p

#137 is my gay troll ( the original RichPort ), cock-gobbling fucktard.

97. I’ve called RichPort much worse, daily, but still he posts. How fucking dumb can one basement-dwelling, lubeless anal sex aficionado be?

Dumb enough ;^)

157. My BF and I like to watch Captain Kangaroo while submission wrestling in a tub full of overripe bananas, but we take ourselves very seriously!

It was easy to tell that #90 wasn’t the real RichPort. There was no self-reference to a “huge johnson” or similar schoolyard slang (try to remember when you were in third grade). Look for this signature – more like an illiterate laboring to make his mark on the paper, but whatever – on all comments from the real RichPort. You can’t miss it. You’ll wish you had, but you can’t.

I don’t understand why she had to film all this BS she’s done.

It’s a shame Paris doesn’t realize that films of she and her friends are completely boring and assinine.

I hate commenting on Paris as it just fuels the attention around her, and id much prefer her to fade away into insignificance. However the fact that the media (TV news and entertainment programmes) covered Mel Gibsons racist remarks, Issiah washingtons remarks, and Micheal Richards so closely, yet have barely said naything about Paris, really is a joke! Why does she get preferential treatment. When shes ten times more full of herself mean and self absorbed than the rest of them.

A List of Similarities Shared by Paris Hilton and Adolf Hitler

by The Devil’s Prom Date

Both their first and last names have two syllables each

Strong opinions about the inferiority of everyone around them

Cockswallowing

Shoulderpads

One’s taste in furniture prefers clean lines, the other prefers the taste of lines cleaned off the top of a glass coffee table

Adolf Hitler’s and Paris Hilton’s names can be anagrammed into DEATH OR FILL and SPIRIT LOAN, respectively.

Buttplay

What is sad is this will not tarnish her popular “reputation” one bit. Teen girls will still buy her crap and club owners and promoters will still shell out millions just to have her skank-ass show up. There is no such thing as bad publicity for this type of pop culture scum.

What is sad is this will most likely not tarnish her popular “reputation”. Teen girls will still buy her crap and club owners and promoters will still shell out millions just to have her skank-ass show up. There is no such thing as bad publicity for this type of pop culture scum.

Why isn’t she in jail for possesion???

And when will my wish of her neck snap video come true?

Ok, I honestly think that everyone needs to leave Paris alone. If you have a kid, I am sorry to tell you that more than likely your kids aren’t doing anything that Paris is not doing. Every teenager experiments with things. Paris may do some things that you do not agree with but she is her own person. Let her do what she wants. If she happens to want to do ay drug imaginable to mankind,, SO WHAT!!! It has no affect on you if she gets in trouble for it. I am sorry to tell all of you that, maybe you think she is a slut but she has done nothing that any person her age hasn’t done, but yet she is a celebrity and has to deal with bitches calling her a slut for hooking up with some random guy. GET OVER IT PEOPLE!!! She is a normal person just like everyone else. Let her make her own decisions. If she does something stupid she will have to suffer the consequences, but it extremely pisses me off when all these people get on her and rage on her because of her choices. I am sure either once in your life you have done it too, and if not, I am sure that your children will do it. Lets just all face the facts that each generation keeps getting wilder and wilder. Leave Paris alone. She is a sweet girl and if she wants to go out and have fun then leave her alone. Iam tired of people making fun of her because she might make a few dumb choices, but if that is what makes her happy then it is none of your business. I am sure that none of you would like it is your personal life was constantly recorded!! I am sure that there would be plenty of people out there that would be pretty embarrassed if there every move was recorded and published on the internet. Yes, I do like to follow what is going on in Miss Hilton’s world, but things like this piss me off. I hope that Paris sues the Paris exposed website and takes whomever published for every dime they are worth. Just because she is famous doesn’t mean that everyone has to go digging around in her personal life. taking her personal videos that she obiviously did’t want anyone to see and posting them on the internet obviously means that you have low self esteem and are only doing it to make up for a lack of your own self esteem. Sure, go ahead and follow paris to see what is going on in her life, but honestly people, this is pretty much stalking her to post these videos.. The girl likes to have fun, just like most other girls her age. So why don’t we stop talking about how she is a slut and needs to kill herself, because you are all going to go straight to hell!!! paris is a great girl and everyone needs to get over there jealousy!! LEAVE PARIS ALONE!!!

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there is a very clear difference between “nigger” and “nigga”, and no its not just the dropping of the r. nigger is taken offensively by blacks while most blacks can casually use “nigga” in the same way we’d say “homie” or something to that effect. no black person walks around callin their friends “niggers”. Just so we’re clear. I would’ve left it alone, but you seem so sure that you’re right about this, and you are not.

welp, bye!

OH!! she’s a closet racist… big surprise.. justlike most of the people that post on this site.
Shows you that race and money dont = class.
Funny how some people feel about black people…but they sure were/do party(ing)to music made by black people.

Um, 169? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME, PARIS. Let’s dissect, shall we?

“more than likely your kids aren’t doing anything that Paris is not doing”

So you’re defending this behaviour by saying she’s – er, you’re – not the only one doing it. Well, same goes for Pete Doherty, I guess… although I agree that most girls your age don’t know the difference between ‘there’ ‘their’ and ‘they’re’, as you demonstrate.

“calling her a slut for hooking up with some random guy”

THAT’S PRECISELY WHAT SLUTS DO! And besides, it’s not random guy, but several random guys. How else can you define slut besides the tired old ‘keeps a dirty house’ dictionary definition? Sluts fuck random guys, and guys like Joe Francis, who show his friends her tits. This is what helps to make a slut.

“Lets just all face the facts that each generation keeps getting wilder and wilder.”

Yeah, might as well get my five year old daughter that night vision videocamera and double ended dildo for her birthday. Maybe I can hire a hooker to jump out of a cake for her too. That way I can tape her licking icing off the hooker’s pussy and sell it on the internet. So hot!

“I am sure that there would be plenty of people out there that would be pretty embarrassed if there every move was recorded and published on the internet”.

If all I did was party and spread STDs, you better believe I’d be pretty hard to embarrass. Paris, I don’t see you covering your face when the paparazzi show up. Please don’t pretend you don’t ask for this on a day-to-day basis.

“Yes, I do like to follow what is going on in Miss Hilton’s world, but things like this piss me off”

What the fuck do you think people are going to think when they see you acting like this? (still assuming you have to be Paris to defend her because nobody in their RIGHT MIND thinks that what she does is okay except for people just like her!).
You are getting EXACTLY what you ask for. “Miss Hilton’s world” sounds sooo totally awesome and not infectious at all, yeah, ahem, whatever, Paris….

“The girl likes to have fun, just like most other girls her age.”

Most girls your age are trying to avoid doing what you’re doing, not that you’d know when you surround yourself with other stupid spoiled sluts.

“paris is a great girl and everyone needs to get over there jealousy!!”

Yeah, guys, quit trying to get herpes and caling people racist names! Stop punching yourself in the eye and practising sperm gargling!

LEAVE PARIS ALONE!!!

Can I get a collective “Never!”? Please??

oh…and she also said something about a ‘black wh*re’…funny ..doesnt she have HERPES???
They dont even realize that THEY are perpetuating their OWN sterotypes in all 3 of these videos:racist, potsmoking, ‘thinking’ that everyone is ‘low class’, and that they’re better than everyone…etc..

OMG she sounds like a dude, this is how rich people party? And where are all the “beautiful people?” they all look in- breed and ugly. She is a joke, an ugly, sick, skanky NOTHING. She should just become a nun or die. She needs to find redemption but I wouldn’t count on that ever happening. How sick and sad is that?

First off, that guy Paris is with looks completly terrified and embarrassed that he is there with her, and is probably regreting ever accepting her money to bring her out on this date. At times you even see him dodging the camera… poor thing. Other than that, i actually feel bad for all the people who are in the video with her because although they are probably equally dumbed-down as Paris just from being around her, none of them were retarded enough to put all of their most incriminating possessions in a lay away and forgot about it. Paris makes people’s lives hell. With all of this said, the only other thing i feel i need to say is that the cielings in that place are pretty cool… and i know because 1/2 the video was cieling shots.

Why is it that when the word racist is mentioned people automatically think of white trash calling someone a nigga. Racism is not just an issue between whites and blacks. Paris is a racist spoiled bigot white piece of shit (who can’t dance to save her life). Not just because she used the word nigga. She also called someone a “fat ass jewish bitch” a “chink” a “faggot” Is that not racism?

Where the hell are all the people who almost crucifed Mel Gibson for his drunken ramblings about jews??

LESBIANESQUE, please consider, it is not the word, it is the emotion that is attached to it when it is said – that is the part that hurts/is intended to hurt. If I say to someone that he/she is a reprobate, I wouldn’t be using a racist/sexist word but it I said it with vehemenence/hatred, I would cause just as much hurt by my projection of that emotion. CONSIDER, no one is particularly upset at how many times the word “bitch” is used and until they are, I don’t usually feel inclined to get unduly upset at other slur words (falling loosely under the definition of “bitch”) AND if it will make you feel any better, RICHPORT YOU ARE A SICK FUCKER.

#169- Hey, Nicole! How ya doin’ there, girl? I thought you and Paris weren’t friends anymore, but apparently you two are still tight. I commend you for sticking up for your skank-in-arms here at TS, but my advice to you would be to distance yourself from this living inflatable sex doll and future hooker as far as possible.

P.S. Please eat a hamburger. Something.

God damn, she’s boring. Why does anyone even know who she is?

# 33 ‘heard it today on the radio: “He’s so gay he can sit on a lollipop and tell you what flavor it is.”‘

that joke is old as dirt

I have to admit, that deep down in my most insane part of my brain, I had a tiny amount of respect for her. Now i wish she’d fuck off forever.
And yeah I do agree MOSTLY with the ppl that pointed out the fact that we’re slamming her for this, but using the same damn shit in this thread. I don’t have to be of any colour at all to be offended by racist words.
Paris fuck off, sooner or later someones gonna grow to hate you so much they’ll randomly shoot you, and it’s you, there will be millions of suspects, and zero witnesses

172, just shut up and 178, maybe I will go eat a hamburger! GET A LIFE!

She looks so RETARDED. She always wears the same dumb facial expression, her dancing moves are awkward, she has no sense of rythme whatsoever, she can’t even articulate properly and her boyfriend looks so EMBARASSED to be with her. This girl is a WALKING SHAME. She should just go in hiding in a mentally deficient people facility.

Awww… someone’s cranky because they haven’t had their Valtrex.

… or gotten laid since 1983.

Paris Hilton = twit

So far above the rest of us “ugly and broke” folks. I just hope the fall (and it will come) doesn’t kill her…

Nah, I hope it does.

Wow… all this adoration, just for me. And on a thread that I that I didn’t even comment on. Amazing… do you people really let someone you’ll never have the pleasure of meeting have that much of an impact on any aspect of your lives? Very fucking sad. Then accusing me of sullying the banter with a few dick jokes… sad I tell you, just sad.

L-esque is particularly pathetic for its blatant attempts at attention. It reminds me of a child trying to attract attention by inviting pity… what about RichPort??? Why is HE not being lambasted??? Then of course there is my idiot troll #137 et al… Hi Wally Ass Ferret Gumboot! How’s loneliness treating you today??? And special thanks to horsewood for being a lamb with a writing style and apparent IQ to match. Here’s a thought: Say something, ANYTHING, funny (preferably under your own name) and you’ll get some attention. It’s not that hard, unless you’re never original and just parrot everyone else, which accurately describes you three ninnies. It’s really fucking depressing to think my tax dollars go to support idiots like you and allow you the ability to reproduce. Please volunteer yourselves for CDC experiments for the benefit of us all. A live video feed watching you violently engage in self flagellation would be helpful. In short, go fuck yourselves. I wish you Paris’ communicable diseases and death by rabid, starving Rottweilers.

Funny that the Save Paris’s Honour post is numbered 169.
Obviously a “friend” of her’s has discovered this site and
is here to do damage control which is really pretty
pointless.
Furthermore, I know lots of teens who have
high moral standards and would never sink to the level
of perversion that Paris has.

richie, I was making a point which you clearly can’t comprehend, neither can whitegold, and woodhorse, who are obviously the same meathead.
A couple of “dick” posts???????
Yea, no.
My very very simple point was I come on here and WRITE a word as opposed to USING a word and I get blasted left right and sideways. YOU however USE the words this way:
For example, I’d be much more likely to fuck a nigger (baby got back) than a chink (baby got flatback, also steals babies). And faggots, well, they’re going to hell so all you need to do is stay away from them and their special disease (the letters stand for Anally Injected Death Serum or something like that).

If you think this is humor, you’re seriously mistaken. You portray yourself here as some kind of thread king, telling newbies to “run along now”. You aint nobody!! Except a sick fucker, no one else would even think of the disgusting foul shit you write, much less think it was cool to write it.

L-esque, I would say you’re a fucking moron, but how many times do you like to hear that same line, despite its inherent truth? I didn’t write that idiocy you’re quoting. I take credit for everything that I write. Take a couple of fucking breaths. The reason people jump on you is because your unlikablity seeps through the fucking keyboard, nothing else. And I don’t try to be king or leader of anything, I’ve never made mention of being in charge or any other stupid aspirations that you may have… that’s your feeling of self hate and inadequacy speaking.

Run along now. Bitch.

that WAS your post, you pussy, it’s really obvious when the other person posts as you, he can’t post without making a comment about how he loves cock, and at least on my screen his screen name comes up in blue, yours doesn’t.
this bitch isn’t running along anywhere, save your pathetic power ego stroking to the weaker ones here

#90 wasn’t me brainiac… that’s why I chose to ignore it. Argueing with you is like having having a “Yur ‘toopid!!! No YUR TOOPID”. In fact, I’m losing braincells responding. You’re about as good of a detective as those idiots looking for Nicole Brown Simpson’s ‘real’ killer. You truly are an idiot… I don’t know why I keep saying that, but it’s the only word that comes to mind when I think of your posts…

well then, that’s a sad commentary on your “humor”……….the fact that a deranged 13 year old can emulate your writing “style” so perfectly….because the way I see it, 90 is SO you, 158,159 and 185 are SO not.
Care to comment on why when the troll posts as you, you can click on his screen name and it takes you to RichPort-Cock It’s What’s For Dinner????
Please, humor me

My response is, you’re an idiot. I don’t control when my troll decides to be creative or not. By the way, thanks for being a lesbian. We wouldn’t want you to reproduce. Something tells me you once got fucked by an enormous cock and have been bitter ever since.

You don’t know ANYTHING about me, if I have kids, etc..but the fact that you resort to this tired mantra is so……predictable.

Answer the question richie.
Why can you click on the posts that aren’t “you” and be directed to a site that this troll obviously set up because he hates you, and you can’t with the post that is you #90, you racist pussy fuck.
You can’t even admit to what you write because you’re embarrassed.
loser

btw, douche, lesbians reproduce….but thanks for sharing your homophobic stupidity

Mister Author Person, whyfor you hate on Ol’ Schicklgruber so?

#195 God you’re numb even for you. Did it ever occur to you that there might be more than one troll? Either that or idiots like -um YOU – will figure that if he isn’t writing one, he MUST be writing the other. Mission Accomplished. Please don’t reproduce ok, things are dumb enough as it is.

aaaahhh one of the revenge of the nerds kids, posting under a different name, running to RichPorts rescue.
More than one troll huh? Well, you may have something there, since richie IS such a colossal fucktard, I can see gillions of people hating him that much….yeah
you’re right!!!

yes, she really is a trailer trash whore