TMZ has a video of a homeless man coming up to Paris Hilton while she’s ordering McDonalds drive-thru and saying, quote, “You Paris Hilton! Can I get a hundred dollars?” Paris then reaches beside her and gives the guy a crumpled up $100 bill. Although you know if the cameras weren’t there this would’ve played out completely differently. I imagine locked doors, rolled up windows, maybe some yelling, and a frantic call to the police saying: “A crazy black man just tried to rape me outside McDonald’s! Should I run over him? I think I should run over him!”
45–Yes, I understand Paris the Whore is useless, but at least tax payer dollars aren’t supporting her laziness. (Her parents are her welfare system.)
I know there are the celebathizers who will say that her “music”, “perfume” and tv show constitute her working, and, assuming this guy is a bum, then unfortunately Skankbag here is gainfully employed compared to him.
But I HATE to get fucking panhandled by people who could work but choose not to, so I still wish she would have told him to fuck off and get a job.
One time I gave a homeless guy $5 and he didn’t even say thank-you. So now I just give them a hard kick right in the teeth.
Well, it’s Friday….time to discuss football. Jacksonville has a hell of a lot of potential to pull off an ideal upset over Indy this weekend….they really have Peyton Manning’s number, and they have two big SOBS right in the middle so they won’t be too good at any running game. and Cincy at Pittsburgh is going to be the best game of the weekend, I think. The Steelers are only favored by 2 at home and that says a lot for the Super Bowl champs to only be favored by so little at home. Another excellent upset opportunity.
Hey, Man! What’s with the “crazy black man” and “rape” stuff, huh?!
See, this is why nobody wants to invite white people to functions. They always end up saying or doing something stupid!
It’ll be a party full of black folk and a white guy will stand up and say “damn, can’t a brotha a piece of fried chicken and watermelon up in this piece”!
Result: DEAD HONKY…
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I suggest that Paris have someone read “American Psycho” to her. Patrick Bateman knew how to deal with homeless guys. For that matter, he would know how to deal with Paris Hilton, too.
Why the fuck am I looking at half of Robin Williams’ and Jamie Foxx’s face every time I open this site? Is Fish getting $ for having these ugly mugs posted? Christ, man up and use Linday’s twat or (insert skank here)’s nip slip as the opener.
I can see Paris hosting the next bum fights series. It suits her personality. :-)
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Hey, that looks like one of those bums from “Bum Fights”. Must be yet another Paris Hilton publicity setup.
As a white person I find it annoying to show up fashionably late (45 min – 1 hour) to a black person’s party and the host isn’t ready for company an not one other guest shows up for three hours. RESULT: Annoyed White Bitch. That’s why, #54, I don’t care if I’m invited or not so BFD.
LoL @ 54………
I personally would have asked for collard greens, dem shits is good!!………..
@54 Oh, and kool aid, can’t forget the kool aid…………
so Paris doesn’t hate niggers after all, how nice.
Isn’t that blackmail? If she doesn’t give the money then the press would be all over her!
Wait a cotton-pickin’ minute here. What about this: “So if you pay somebody, then you’re gonna be paying for the rest of your life,” Hilton said. “My dad always taught me.”
BROADCAST MESSAGE TO EVERY BUM: GO HIT PARIS HILTON UP FOR MONEY.
jrz:
I’ll stand by the Colts, for now.
I’m inviting T. Owens over to watch a few college games Saturday. Hell, it’s not like he’s got anything else to do.
The last time I was approached at a McDonald’s, I just handed over my Big Mac and called it good.
Commish: I think so too, but I’m going to pick Cincy for the upset over Pittsburgh.
The last time I was approached at McDonald’s I maced the guy, but then realized he just wanted to take my order. oopsie!
@65 jrzmommy – Oopsie indeed!
jrz:
I’m not a fair-weather fan. I’ve been waiting for Indy to not choke in the playoffs for years. I’m gonna work my voodoo-hoodoo magic.
Has Danny Glover fallen on hard times?
It’s the “Lethal Weapon” curse. Danny DeVito better watch out.
#65 – And my eyes still burn a little every time I pass McDonald’s… last time I offer to super size anyone.
Sorry, Rich. I was PMSing that day.
typical
71–typical what?
It’s not so much of a detail; more like blatently obvious, chief.
oh, i was talking about how typical it is of paris to pose in front of a camera for publicity sake….wasn’t starting any beef with ya.
74–okay.
that guy is the greatest con-man I’ve ever seen, I’ve seen him come out of his beverly hills home and drive away in a mercedes. Either that or Paris is paying him to get away from her.
Now that is one cool thumb
Paris Hilton is 10 times the man Kirsten Dunst will ever be
If you get $100 for being homeless, do you get $1000 for promising not to beat the shit out of her? If so, I’ll be stalking Micky Dees all over southern Cali. She shouldn’t be too hard to find, I’ll just look for the ones that smell like rotting Filt-O-Fish.
is anyone else just struck by the fact that she knows how to drive?
Paris Hilton + bum + crumpled $100 bill = That’s Hot!
Sorry, had to be said.
So Generous! She’s rich she can afford it!
Aww! I thought that was really sweet of her. She’s definitely a cool chick.
thats bribery!!! SHE GAVE HIM A 100 FOR A THUMBSUP!
cause the fact is that paris never get those in public. she she wld happily pay a 100bucks for one (x
also! she looks like she cant bear to part with that note in the second pic. so its not from the goodness of her heart!! booooo!
ok all ya’ll need to stop talkin dshit about paris hilton if you dont even know her….i mean what the hell is your problem??? seriously get over it yall are just jealous of her cuz she is so hot hahahaa
well im not sayin i know hr personally cuz i dont but get ur facts straight i mean she made some bad choices but everyone does now GET OVER IT!
ha ha….that’s actually cool
I wouldn’t put it past her to do a kind deed just for the publicity associated with it. She would do anything for attention. Check out the parody video of Paris on minimovie.com- it’s hilarious!