TMZ has a video of a homeless man coming up to Paris Hilton while she’s ordering McDonalds drive-thru and saying, quote, “You Paris Hilton! Can I get a hundred dollars?” Paris then reaches beside her and gives the guy a crumpled up $100 bill. Although you know if the cameras weren’t there this would’ve played out completely differently. I imagine locked doors, rolled up windows, maybe some yelling, and a frantic call to the police saying: “A crazy black man just tried to rape me outside McDonald’s! Should I run over him? I think I should run over him!”
snuh | September 21, 2006 at 5:07 pm
since when is “homeless” a noun?
i_a_grawr | September 21, 2006 at 5:07 pm
naw.
thats the guy she was having sex with when she “gave up sex”.
apparently the sex wasnt good enough for him.
john | September 21, 2006 at 5:08 pm
Paris Hilton is the female President!!
JagedNS | September 21, 2006 at 5:09 pm
maybe she paid him $100 to fight another bum
Spunkbubble on J. Alba's chest | September 21, 2006 at 5:12 pm
Well that was awfuly nice of her. I take back all the evil things I ever said about her. So now the slate’s clean. Time to fill it up again. I’ll start now.
PARIS HILTON IS A SKANKY CUNT!!!!!!!!!
Ok, I feel better now.
Italian Stallion | September 21, 2006 at 5:15 pm
Funny how the 100 dollar bill is all crumbled up, Cokewhore!!!!…………..
Brain Embolism | September 21, 2006 at 5:20 pm
“Paris then reaches beside her and gives the guy a crumpled up $100 bill.”
Did she pull it out from between the seat and the console, like it was ‘lying around’ money
I have quarters, dimes nickel and pennies in that coin holder thing in my console.
I don’t think I can find a stray $100 bill in my bank account.
Barbara Grimes | September 21, 2006 at 5:24 pm
I think Paris saw this as an opportunity to clean out her car. To Paris, $100 is just annoying trash weighing you down, since the richer you get, the more people give you everything for free anyway.
~Barbara
http://babas.typepad.com
cyglet | September 21, 2006 at 5:30 pm
Doesn’t anyone else find it really sad that even homeless people can identify her, considering she’s never done anything except possess a famous surname?
PunjabPete | September 21, 2006 at 5:32 pm
I almost hate her more for jsut giving away $100 like it is nothing….
Of course, to her…. What is that, like 90 seconds worth of coke or maybe one shoe lace?
I hate this bitch. Where are the TEARS!! I need the TEARS!!!
Nikk The Templar | September 21, 2006 at 5:38 pm
That was the easiest $100 I ever made, people.
LinguisticAnthro | September 21, 2006 at 5:38 pm
Yeah right. Like Paris Hilton’s anorexic ass eats at McDonalds.
RichPort | September 21, 2006 at 5:39 pm
Wow, things really have gotten pretty fucked up for Danny Glover…
Dory | September 21, 2006 at 5:40 pm
I agree… there needs to be tears.
I think I’m going to carry a camera around with me then if I ever have the displeasure of seeing her I can hit her up for $100US that’d be nice…
LilRach | September 21, 2006 at 5:44 pm
I can’t believe it but this has actually happened before. Except last time it was just a $20 each from her and her mum.
http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/3548116.html
TNB Alerts | September 21, 2006 at 6:00 pm
Black man axing for money from Paris. Now that’s TNB! And Paris giving it to him = dumb beotch.
trey | September 21, 2006 at 6:01 pm
She wants me… she wants me not…
screammylungzout | September 21, 2006 at 6:06 pm
is that the same homeless dude mariah carey posed with?
Italian Stallion | September 21, 2006 at 6:08 pm
Picture 1)
Homeless fuck: “Yo, Yo, Yo, white bitch, can a nigga get a dollar?”
Picture 2)
Paris: “Dollar, what’s a dollar, here’s the hundred I was banging gorilla fingers of coke with last night.” “EEEWW nigger you smell like asshole!!”
Picture3)
Homeless fuck: “Smells like asshole? Oh, that must be my thumb!”
Picture 4)
Homeless fuck: “What do you think America, does this look real???”….”Damn, my thumb does smell like asshole!”………
BigJim | September 21, 2006 at 6:14 pm
Then Paris offered to blow him to get the $100 back, and he said no.
Then she said she’d do it for $50, and he still said no.
Then she just blew him for free, cuz she’s a slut.
Binky | September 21, 2006 at 6:19 pm
Paris and I have something in common – I usually print out a few of those for such occasions as well.
(Just don’t get ‘em wet)
snuh | September 21, 2006 at 6:21 pm
oh great, now my comment makes no sense. also, first.
Cruzadas | September 21, 2006 at 6:31 pm
good going, Nick Nolte. Another 100 bucks to trash on powder.
piratekuhnbeard | September 21, 2006 at 6:35 pm
Apparently #6 doesn’t realize that if you do coke, your bills are usually rolled up, not crumbled up?
clarknova | September 21, 2006 at 6:39 pm
Paris actually paid him to give him a blowjob. The poor guy is dead by now.
fat ugly girl with frizzy curly hair | September 21, 2006 at 6:42 pm
why were her windows rolled down. obviously it’s a dangerous neighborhood.
she should have bought lunch with the $100 at a decent joint.
Italian Stallion | September 21, 2006 at 6:49 pm
@24 Details, details, who the fuck pays attention to details? Dick in your mouth, BRUSH YOUR TEETH!!!!
HolisticWisdomcom | September 21, 2006 at 6:54 pm
@13
Yeah, I thought he was getting to old for that shit.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
ValeWolf | September 21, 2006 at 7:03 pm
Kinda nice of her to tip Nicole Richie’s real dad, right?
trailercamptramp | September 21, 2006 at 7:49 pm
i think she stole that car and thats why she has the money, as we all know she would rather give blow jobs then part with cash
Ossie19 | September 21, 2006 at 7:56 pm
Awww…look at Paris she is so nice! She probably thinks she is the next Mother Teresa…no she doesn’t even know who she is.
krisdylee | September 21, 2006 at 8:06 pm
1-800-RENT-A-BUM
blueballs | September 21, 2006 at 8:13 pm
Had the paparrazzi not been there to take pictures, Paris would have pulled out her mace and sprayed him. Paris took advantage of the free and good pr to give him money. What she didn’t know is the guy went to go buy a fifth and got himself piss poor drunk.
Wampoon.com | September 21, 2006 at 9:21 pm
Cheers to that!
http://www.wampoon.com
Team OJ | September 21, 2006 at 10:17 pm
My condolences to bearded man. You truly have sink low to be seen with Paris in public. What has the world come to.
Giggles | September 21, 2006 at 10:21 pm
Oh come on…she’s just looking for another opportunity to make headlines in superfish and others. How about we don’t bite?
CelebSlam.com | September 21, 2006 at 10:26 pm
Pretty sure that’s her dealer. Black market herpes cream is the shit.
http://www.celebslam.com
PongGod | September 21, 2006 at 10:53 pm
LOL @ #13!
I’m guessing she made the ol’ dude go dumpster diving for that Benjamin, only he was probably wishing it had been the dumpster behind McD’s rather than the one inside her shorts.
PrincessMuMu | September 22, 2006 at 12:04 am
lmfao @ #29
AmberDextrose | September 22, 2006 at 12:36 am
Isn’t that Lionel Richie? I heard Paris was paying him to keep Nicole on smack.
RichPort | September 22, 2006 at 4:24 am
This type of generosity should not be questioned, as she has been known to throw candy at Iraqi children, pills at addicts, drinks at bartenders, tantrums, and underwear at red carpet attendees. She is also quite generous with the punani, throwing it at anyone with a gold card, bad attitude, or desire to become an infected CDC case study. Rather than being denigrated, her generous actions should be an example to us all. God bless America!
Captain Walleye | September 22, 2006 at 4:44 am
#19 – that is funny.
jrzmommy | September 22, 2006 at 4:53 am
I would have had a little respect for her if she looked dead in his eyes and said, “Fuck no! Get a fucking job!”
biatcho | September 22, 2006 at 5:01 am
“homeless, black cock is HOT”
This is a Rock 'n Roll Takeover | September 22, 2006 at 5:10 am
jrzmommy…the only reason she probably didn’t say that is because SHE doesn’t have a job. Whatever it is that she does is not a job, she gets paid to live and it’s retarded.
And I bet that guy was really happy cuz for the first time in his life, he got to see what $100 worth of crack looks/feels like.
RichPort | September 22, 2006 at 5:18 am
It is a sad testimony to American society when even our homeless, without access to television or other means to attain knowledge of pop culture, know who this tramp is. It’s even more sad that they know she’s stupid enough to give them a crumpled benjamin.
Captain Walleye | September 22, 2006 at 5:24 am
I wonder if he tried to get more cash from here afterwards?
biatcho | September 22, 2006 at 5:28 am
Knowing how dumb she is she probably insisted on giving him a blow job before handing over the bills. you know, so he would have to work for his money.
GirlyGirl | September 22, 2006 at 5:41 am
One time I gave a homeless guy $5 and he didn’t even say thank-you. So now I just give them sandwiches and burritos.
Paris Hilton is a pimple on the ass of society.
Sleestak6 | September 22, 2006 at 5:49 am
How is it that she’s driving? Didn’t she get a DUI? I thought that was automatic loss of license for 6 months.