I haven’t posted this because it’s basically the same story as this from a month ago, but people keep sending it in so I figure the only way to stop the insanity is to just put it up. Anyways, Paris Hilton told the British edition of GQ that she’s giving up sex for a year and has only slept with two men in her entire life.
“I’m not having sex for a year. … I’ll kiss, but nothing else,” says Hilton, who told the magazine she has had sex with only two men during her lifetime. Of the videotape with Rick Solomon that became one of the most searched-for items on the Internet in 2003, she said: “I never received a dime from it. It’s just dirty money and he should give it all to some charity for the sexually abused or something.” When asked about British Prime Minister Tony Blair, her response was: “Who? … Oh, yeah, he’s like your president. I don’t know what he looks like.”
The only parts of this story you should believe are that Paris Hilton doesn’t know who Tony Blair is and that she hasn’t been paid for her sex tape. Everything else is basically rubbish. Because the only way I’ll believe Paris Hilton has only slept with two guys and is only kissing now is if Jesus appears in my living room, slaps me across the face, and tells me it’s true. And even then there’s still a slight possiblity I’d slap him back and call him a dirty liar.
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> Jesus appears in my living room,
> slaps me across the face, and tells me
…well :)
praise the lord :))
i do believe i felt that coming…
@49 Makes ya think huh?
She probably isn’t counting oral. Or anal. Or lesbian. Or anything with condoms.
Come on, does anyone get a hanging coochie the way she does by “sleeping with only two men”?
Hmm. Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock get married, and Paris swears off sex.
Make your own jokes here, kids.
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@52 hey its alaskancuntsickle to ask her random stupid fucking question makes ya think huh nigger please for real though
Does she say 2 because that’s the number of sex tapes she has out?
Really, who is this slut trying to fool?
You are all missing the point.
She has only SLEPT with 2 guys.
She has had sex with 40.
But she only fell asleep twice.
So it’s not a lie.
The other guys she had sex with all fell asleep whilst having sex with her ’cause fucking her is like fucking a steak, and ’cause guys are like that.
Headline should be “Paris Hilton totally sucks at math.” So, she lived with Nick Carter, during which time I’m so sure they never did more than kiss. There’s a video of her and Rick Solomon,so there’s no getting around that one. She was engaged to Paris#2, and I’m assuming that if you’re going to have sex with people your fiance would most likely be one of them. Then of course there’s Stavros. Judging by the way she was trying to seduce him in public at a Lakers’ game, I’d say their “alone-time” probably consisted of something a little more *clears throat nervously* intimate. So if the skank wants to deny the millions of men she had casual sex with, the least she could do is give us a believable tally. So really there can either be 2 explanations. 1)She thinks we’re as stupid as she is or 2)that’s the highest she ever learned to count.
Paris, leave that STavrososos guy, or whoever behind. I’m not filthy rich yet, but I’m way more awesome.
I’d pound her up the ass!