Paris Hilton is still a total liar

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I haven’t posted this because it’s basically the same story as this from a month ago, but people keep sending it in so I figure the only way to stop the insanity is to just put it up. Anyways, Paris Hilton told the British edition of GQ that she’s giving up sex for a year and has only slept with two men in her entire life.

“I’m not having sex for a year. … I’ll kiss, but nothing else,” says Hilton, who told the magazine she has had sex with only two men during her lifetime. Of the videotape with Rick Solomon that became one of the most searched-for items on the Internet in 2003, she said: “I never received a dime from it. It’s just dirty money and he should give it all to some charity for the sexually abused or something.” When asked about British Prime Minister Tony Blair, her response was: “Who? … Oh, yeah, he’s like your president. I don’t know what he looks like.”

The only parts of this story you should believe are that Paris Hilton doesn’t know who Tony Blair is and that she hasn’t been paid for her sex tape. Everything else is basically rubbish. Because the only way I’ll believe Paris Hilton has only slept with two guys and is only kissing now is if Jesus appears in my living room, slaps me across the face, and tells me it’s true. And even then there’s still a slight possiblity I’d slap him back and call him a dirty liar.

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