Paris Hilton is single and flashing her vagina

June 10th, 2009 // 98 Comments

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt have apparently called it quits, according to People:

“In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please respect their privacy,” a rep for Hilton says.

By “respect their privacy,” did they mean post a picture of Paris’ vagina from Monday night on the Internet? Because that’s how I interpreted it.

NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version of napalmed cooch. (Nam vets, this may cause flashbacks.)


  1. angela

    Although I just had the thought – A psychologist might wonder if Ms. Hilton here wore the flesh colored panties on purpose just for the attention. But, no… wait… she’s not desperate for attention and certainly never displayed any behavior previously that would indicate that she is!

  2. Fuck U

    Flesh colored panties …hmmm….scared to show “real vagina”…hmm..
    Herpes simplex..um…what again?

  3. i like pusyyyyyyyyyyyy

  4. meme

    You know what she should start wearing? Nude underwear like in this picture but ones that have a big pink star on the crotch area. That way she can sensor the pics for you.

  5. I wonder what an infrared view of her crotch would show… it would probably flash like a slient air raid siren…

  6. Not a Hoo-hah

    That looks like underwear– if they’re flesh-colored or panty-hose looking, it might be because they might be a pair of flesh-colored spanx. Obviously, it doesn’t match the color of the rest of her skin… not that that’s saying much.

  7. doi

    Sorry dude, but she’s not flashing her vagina. Vulva maybe but the vagina is tucked up inside- remember?

  8. Rhialto

    What happened??

  9. Moto Rola

    The Bald and the Not So Beautiful

  10. Like others it seems that it is flesh colored panties. Even if she just had Brazilian bikini wax, there is no sign of her vagina.

  11. Zanna

    I waited to post until now because I wanted to be the fartheset away from her gash as possible.

  12. Deacon Jones

    So if these are “flesh colored panties” what is that dark red smudge on the bottom there, period blood?

    Flesh colored panties, who the fuck wears them?? I’ve never seen a girl wear them, and I’m a man whore

  13. 360 eyeroll

    #63 Almost every single panty Victoria’s Secret makes comes in beige, buff, whateverthehell color you want to call it , white and black. You can count on it.. Keep a girlfriend long enough to do her laundry and you might learn something. Ot just go thru her undies drawer when she’s in the bathroom. If you get caught, you can always say you were looking for cash.

  14. She's a WHORE

    PairASS WHORE-ton flashing her twat is par for the course. Once a stupid slutty whore, always a stupid slutty whore…

  15. rachel

    stupid people she have underwear!! man how people cen be so mean and do people ugley..

  16. boogermeister

    SIZE 11 FEET – just sayin; might be a pee-pee inside that cotton

  17. grrr

    it looks like either underwear or its photoshopped

  18. Angel

    Wow, already? I was kinda rooting for them to make it… cuz if two imbeciles can’t even hold onto their “ignorance is bliss” relationship, what hope do the rest of us have??

  19. Oh man! I just started making fun of them on my blog and they already broke up. I knew I shouldn’t procrastinate on making fun of them!
    http://which-celebrity.blogspot.com/2009/06/heidi-spencer-vs-paris-doug.html

  20. Kelley

    OK, this silly cunt is really starting to annoy me … Christ, I’d rather look at Heidi and Spencer, for fuck’s sake – that’s how bad it is. What a life, SO much money and what does she do with her life ? Spends hours putting on fake eyelashes, make-up and retarded outfits, headbands, putting in those blue contacts to hide the brown eyes, too much foundation, spike heels and don’t forget the fucking Blackberry that grows out of her hand. All this to be a retarded camera-whore all night, flashing her crotch and being proud of that ridiculous beak of hers, worth thousands of dollars of surgery when families go without food. What man is going to want the trash that’s the fucking neighbourhood bike … everyone’s had a ride. Her silly vapid poses make me want to wretch.

  21. Jessica

    I think it’s very disrespectful that they posted those pictures. Anyone else here put yourself in Paris’s shoes, and see how you would feel after seeing those pictures. Leave her alone, shes a classy women, and it’s stupid paparazzi bs like this that destroys her image.

  22. That happend to me once

  23. wishy

    um, yeah, those are panties.

  24. we're going to hell in a hand-basket

    Iv’e seen a few twats (though not nearly as many as I’d like), but I’ve never seen a bare crotch like the one in these pictures. Where’s the slit? And is that a scortch mark. I’ve heard of gashes with teeth in greek mytholgy (vagina dentana), but never of one that belched fire.

  25. mudflap

    shes hot and I would bang away.

    The rest of you are in denial.
    you would shit your undies if she even burped in your direction.

    from any orafice.

  26. Pilatunes

    She always makes me think of chicken wings.

  27. honestly

    the whole aim a camera at the crotch while a woman gets out of the car in a skirt technique is fucked up. it’s not fair, “oh my god, I can see up her skirt!” well it’s not like she’s being drunk and lifting her skirt, you fucking bent down to look!

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  29. Kelley

    Jessica ? You’re cracked. Paris Hilton classy ?? Are you fucking kidding me ?

  30. Ryan Cooper

    MY GOD! SHE NEEDS FOOD!! FOOD=GOOD! (FOOD=BAD)=DEATH!!!

  31. when will these girls learn their lessons?

  32. mskittyvixen

    GODDAMN she’s a nasty whore!

    Just about everyone’s had it and seen it already, you herpe-infested, orange, spoiled bitch. Do you think everyone forgot about your storage scandal? With the herpes meds found inside? No.

    You’re gross.

  33. [..]Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt have apparently called it quits, according to People:
    “In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please respect their privacy,” a rep for Hilton says[..]

  34. Rachel :)

    God damn… ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

  35. Rachel :)

    God damn… ewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

  36. zoolander

    God, is this news? Her pussy is as old as her sex videos..YUCK!

  37. mandy

    THAT IS NOT HER VAGINA THEY PHOTO SHOPED THAT! GET A LIFE!!!!

  38. volter79

    blaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah omg thats discusting

  39. Its such a embaracement for an actress like Paris Hilton to have been seen this kind of act. Abig disgrace for her self. She should know how to wear a panty. Hahah lol

  40. Paris hilton is the scruge of the world as we know here.

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