Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt have apparently called it quits, according to People:
“In response to the inquiry on whether Paris Hilton has split up with Doug Reinhardt, yes, this is true they are no longer together. They remain friends and ask that you please respect their privacy,” a rep for Hilton says.
By “respect their privacy,” did they mean post a picture of Paris’ vagina from Monday night on the Internet? Because that’s how I interpreted it.
NOTE: Pic links to NSFW version of napalmed cooch. (Nam vets, this may cause flashbacks.)