A court commissioner issued a restraining order Tuesday against Paris Hilton, ordering her to stay away from event producer Brian Quintana, who claimed she threatened and harassed him. Quintana testified that Hilton shoved him on at least three occasions and badmouthed him. Quintana said his relationship with Hilton soured after she interrupted a conversation in which Quintana was urging Hilton’s boyfriend Stavros Niarchos to reconsider dating her.
Hilton spokesman Elliot Mintz said that she was happy to keep distance between herself and Quintana. “If this results in Mr. Quintana having to have a distance between himself and Paris Hilton, she’s delighted,” Mintz said. “She doesn’t wish to have anything to do with this man.”
Look, I don’t particularly want to do another story on Paris Hilton. It’s not the high point of my day. But this bitch won’t stay out of the news. You could sit her in a room with a can of beans and the next day it’d be “Paris has sex with beans” or “Paris talks to beans – beans won’t answer” or “Paris eats beans, almost dies – discovers can is ‘not edible’.” So congrats to this Quintana guy on being the first man to keep Paris away without wearing some sort of chastity belt. Or being a priest. Or dressing as an octopus. Though that’s not a sure thing.
rachel | February 8, 2006 at 10:31 am
I bet heaven is a place where everyone has a restraining order against her. This girl really creeps me out.
illflux | February 8, 2006 at 10:40 am
LOL @ #1. I’ll bet heaven is also a place where celebrities aren’t worshipped like they’re gods, so I think this site is as close to heaven as I can imagine.
Anyway, I wanted to comment that I love how, every time The Superficial posts something about Paris Hilton that doesn’t have specific photos associated with it, they use a hideous photo of her where her face looks plastic and greasy. Love it!
CoJo | February 8, 2006 at 10:43 am
Good. Now we need to figure out a way to get all of North America a restraining order against her…hmmm.
LaydeeBug | February 8, 2006 at 10:44 am
Oh I totally see her trying to use her praying mantis arms to push around a dude. And him laughing at her. But, even mosquitoes are annoying when they keep buzzing around your ear too long. God, I hate her face. Look up poseur in the dictionary and you’ll see Paris Hilton. Always the same pose, always the same side. She is soooooo boring.
CoJo | February 8, 2006 at 10:44 am
Sorry Rachel – I didn’t read your comment and have dyslexia brought on by early morning sunshine. LOL
wee bull | February 8, 2006 at 11:20 am
Surely though, by this point, “Paris Hilton does something retarded/slutty” has become such a regular news item that it ceases to be news anymore?
I think we just need to accept that Paris Hilton is a stupid whore and move on with our lives, to mock the more deserving celebrities. Like Tom Cruise.
Binky | February 8, 2006 at 11:22 am
” Hey Look – It’s that Danish cartoonist Paris Hilton !”
(Sorry…that was a bit culturally insensitive wasn’t it..)
(But it’s amazing how this woman gets all the ink and people with talent don’t)
QuiteFrog | February 8, 2006 at 11:43 am
It’s about time someone restrain her..now just to restrain her in a basement somewhere where no one has to ever see her again….she a whore…for everything
Spindoc | February 8, 2006 at 11:44 am
The BEST, the absolute BEST part of this story, is her attorney trying to say that the verdict of her getting slapped with a restraining order because the court had evidence of her harrassing behavior was GOOD FOR PARIS! LOL!!! I can only think of two reasons for him saying this.
1. He is almost as stupid as Paris. or more likely
2. He is trying to explaing the reason, why, even though she probably pays him around $500.00 per hour he couldn’t win a simple Restraining order defense. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!! I LOVE watching Paris start to pick up speed on her downward spiral…..right this way Paris….Tara Reid will be your guide!
BlackMamba | February 8, 2006 at 11:44 am
With the increasing amount of Paris Hilton coverage everywhere, I am getting more and more convinced that Paris Hilton is actually a genius creation by some secret american institution, whose aim is to numb the senses of the public and divert our attention from much bigger and important issues affecting the world today. I really cannot accept the fact that a real human being can be so incredibly stupid and totally devoid of any self conscience. Yes, she is a creation indeed.
Binky | February 8, 2006 at 11:56 am
# 10 (Over heard in a back room at the last Bilderberg meeting)
Wolfowitz : “Well look, I don’t think this gal going to be the next ‘Che’ or anything.”
Rumsfeld : “Ok – Hilton it is.”
SMF121490 | February 8, 2006 at 12:05 pm
Somebody please give her a can of bad beans. But, make sure to open it for her, she isn’t intelligent enough to operate a can opener.
Also, being a priest would not stop Paris. She would try it if she thought she could get away with it. Ooops, oxymoron; Paris having a thought.
azcoyote | February 8, 2006 at 12:13 pm
I think everyone should take a look at this when they talk about how average she looks. This is what she USED to look like before her date with the knife.
http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/005276.html
What a skanky little rich bitch with ZERO brain cells. If I were Daddy Hilton I would have had this bitch killed several nipple slips ago.
Wild Rose | February 8, 2006 at 12:16 pm
Arrrrgghhh! It’s that ghastly pic of her again! Please, I beg of you, show some mercy!
Just kiddin’. As ‘illflux’ already mentioned–I also think it’s freakin’ hilarious how you choose the most unflattering shots of these regects!
Realistic | February 8, 2006 at 12:21 pm
Her lawyer stated that the restraining order was a good thing because he is planning on getting the same thing next week.
SueV | February 8, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Paris is like a Zsa Zsa Gabor in training! This girl is totally out of touch with reality. She used to be entertaining to watch – now it’s just nauseating!!!!
krissea | February 8, 2006 at 12:48 pm
What kind of a pussy Ass man files a report against a woman for pushing him. I know Paris is one crazy bitch but that guy should be locked up for being such a pussy!
ESQ | February 8, 2006 at 1:14 pm
Post #17 I was thinking the same thing when I read this. Even though I think it is great that Pee-pee Hilton will probably have a large dent in her social life due to the fact this dude is apparently a major who-ha-ha in the celeb social scene. Check out his website: http://www.brianquintana.com/
Thanks GOD someone got revenge on this dipshit. They probably had to use flashcards to spell it out to her.
davina85 | February 8, 2006 at 1:24 pm
paris has sex with beans…I love it!
ReadyAimFire | February 8, 2006 at 1:28 pm
I love that everyone gets so riled up over her. Cute.
ishtar | February 8, 2006 at 2:16 pm
agreed! if I hear another story about her or see her weird hook-shaped nose, im gonna go craaaazy. at this point she is so annoying- why give her the publicity that she craves?
sikofdis | February 8, 2006 at 2:24 pm
Hey ESQ, thanks for that link…other people should check it out. Anyone now wonder if this Quintana guy was trying to get Stavros to break up with Paris Ho-bag cause he’s gay? Just a thought…
DannyJames | February 8, 2006 at 4:13 pm
alright, im fuckin sick and tired of seeing 10 new paris hilton stories everytime i come to this site. We get it, the girls a nasty tramp. Stuff like this is why this whore is still famous. Stop talking about her! please! for humanity’s sake!
bigfatmomma | February 8, 2006 at 4:43 pm
i think her next stunt to get headlines to jump on the hollywood pregnancy bandwagon. After all, even if the pill has a 99.99999% rate of effectiveness, when you’ve slept around as much as paris has, you’re pretty much statistically due
HughJorganthethird | February 8, 2006 at 4:50 pm
I don’t want to start any rumours but I’m pretty sure in her spare time Paris draws really nasty cartoons of the Prophet Mohammed.(I love the way everyone says that so, u know, u don’t get him confused with all the other Prophets out there)
Did you hear that all you crazy, embassy burning, muslim freak jobs PARIS HATES P. MOHAMMED. BIG TIME.
That should take care of that.
LaydeeBug | February 8, 2006 at 4:54 pm
HughJorgan, I think you may have won the POST of the WEEK award. And you may have solved the Paris Hilton infestation problem we’ve been having lately. Oh, shit, I think I got some Paris on my shoe. Ugh.
jenl | February 8, 2006 at 5:01 pm
If this girl had as many pricks sticking out of her as she has had stuck in her, she
would look just like a porcupine.
Roxie | February 8, 2006 at 5:03 pm
That poor bastard Elliott Mintz. Having to explain Paris’s every move. He must want to run screaming into traffic every time his phone rings…
QuiteFrog | February 8, 2006 at 5:32 pm
Number 13, that last picture of old Paris she look exactly like her mother, so I guess what they say is true, the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree since her mother seems to act just like her daughter…or is the daughter acting like the mother after all ???
thegmanifesto | February 8, 2006 at 5:33 pm
Hilton spokesman Elliot Mintz ….I wonder how weak that job is…..
LaydeeBug | February 8, 2006 at 5:55 pm
Ummmm, azcoyote, I hate Paris as much as the next person, but where exactly did she go under the knife? She looks exactly the same, only with blonde hair, blue contacts and an extremely exaggerated tan. Oh, and better clothes. Even her beak nose is the same. She didn’t have anything done…yet. She really needs to get on a stairmaster or do some squats to find her behind.
~S.Starr~ | February 8, 2006 at 6:07 pm
If you look at the link posted in comment #13 you will notice 1 very MAJOR change (not including her fake orange tan)…wait for it….wait for it…
THE GIRL HAS NATURALLY BROWN EYES!!!!! She wears blue contacts EVERYDAY!!!!!! If you look at some close-up shots in some magazines you can tell they are colored contacts. This girl is known for being the blue eyed bleach blonde haired beach bunny…and she has brown eyes and dirty blondish/brown hair!
HELLLLLOOOOOOO!
LaydeeBug | February 8, 2006 at 6:24 pm
S Starr, did you not get the memo? This is very OLD news.
christee | February 8, 2006 at 6:47 pm
let’s just hope that can of beans’ label isn’t in spanish…i could see it now:
“frijoles negroes”
paris-well, i’ve never gone black…
andrewthezeppo | February 8, 2006 at 7:23 pm
Am I the only one who noticed that even her publicst talks like a high school gossip queen mixed with skank? I mean seriously, who hires professionals to give quotes about court proceedings like “If this results in Mr. Quintana having to have a distance between himself and Paris Hilton, she’s delighted,”
lol
HollyJ | February 8, 2006 at 7:41 pm
“The Island of Greece announced today that it has issued a restraining order against Paris’s maneating cragg in an effort to protect its few remaining shipping heirs.”
Shaun | February 8, 2006 at 8:37 pm
**** Paris Hilton eats beans in Bachelor Apartment – Daddy Locks Funds *****
Now that would be real news.
Shaun
Kelly | February 8, 2006 at 9:54 pm
Maybe pepee Hilton can stick the beans up her gina for extra stimillation. Then the beans can scape and transform to toxic beans with will clime down her throat and choker her and enslave the world as we know it. . .
gossipmonger | February 8, 2006 at 10:07 pm
34. Posted by christee Paris-well, i’ve never gone black…
Haha… sadly I doubt its true…
christee | February 8, 2006 at 11:05 pm
i was gonna make a “beano-it’s porn! with beans!” comment, but…
ProbablyTooOld | February 8, 2006 at 11:36 pm
SueV, Paris is so totally not Zsa Zsa Gabor in training. When young, Zsa Zsa was actually sort of pretty and when she got all old and fat, she punched a cop. Paris has always been ugly and could never punch a cop–she’d be so drunk she’d miss.
This girl’s revoltingness can be used to the advantage of a canny entrepreneur! How about setting up a law firm devoted to those seeking legal action against Paris Hilton. The commercials can air with the ambulance chasers legal firm ads during Maury and thousands could be employed!
Imagine it! “Have you been forced to watch a skank wet herself in public? Has Paris Hilton had sex in public with one of your family members? Did a fake blonde with a fake tan steal your chihuahua? If so, call 1-800-HOBEGONE and let us get you the justice you deserve. Restraining orders free to the first 100 callers!”
fame is funny | February 9, 2006 at 1:26 am
if only they could make the restraint out of some sort of paris-kryptonite that would keep her from doing anything ever again ever.
pookiedoo | February 9, 2006 at 1:51 am
So, how long d’ya think it’ll be before Paris bangs K-Fed? God, they would be so perfect together: they are both talentless, and she has plenty of money to bankroll his “career”. Sorry, I had to get that out LOL!!!
Evangelia | February 9, 2006 at 2:22 am
Post #36 “The Island of Greece announced today that it has issued a restraining order against Paris’s maneating cragg in an effort to protect its few remaining shipping heirs.”
Holly, I appreciate your attempt to be funny but that is fucking retarded. There is no “Island of Greece”. Greece is a country in SE Europe, comprised of a mainland as well as hundreds of islands. Zeus is rolling in his grave…or up on Mt. Olympus, whatever.
lovett | February 9, 2006 at 8:16 am
She is in the news so much, that they may as well just permanently add her to the scrolling at the bottom of the screen with Stupid Whore next to her name!
ESQ | February 9, 2006 at 9:17 am
Superficial I will personally give you my number the day you find out Paris has died. You could call me anytime, except when I am in court – just text message me then. I will be waiting with baited breath for that news.
HollyJ | February 9, 2006 at 12:58 pm
44 I know that, malakos menos.
LaydeeBug | February 9, 2006 at 1:52 pm
Ghami Seta, y’all!
CheekyChops | February 9, 2006 at 3:44 pm
#44, ::cough:: who gives a shite? Thanks for playing.
carmachu | February 10, 2006 at 8:14 am
That last photo of the old paris isnt that bad. Actually looks better than the new paris.