Paris Hilton was interviewed for a cover story in Out magazine, and in it she talked about being deeply religious, saying:
“I’m Catholic. Of course, they’re not going to run pictures of me in church,” she said. In the interview, which was filmed for an episode of “The Simple Life,” Hilton said of “Jealousy,” her song about Nicole Richie: “I brought her on the show, and all of a sudden she became this different person.”
I don’t really care about her falling out with Nicole Richie, but there’s a reason there aren’t any pictures of Paris Hilton in church. Although it has less to do with the paparazzi and more to do with her being unable to step into one without bursting into flames.
BigJim | May 2, 2006 at 4:02 pm
Mother… Fucking… FIRST!
Land-Man | May 2, 2006 at 4:04 pm
A funny post would be a real first for you.
BigJim | May 2, 2006 at 4:04 pm
Now I actually have to say something. Uh, Paris, Mary Magdalene called. She says you’re a whore.
BigJim | May 2, 2006 at 4:05 pm
Why such anger, Land-fag?
Is it because you realized that you were measuring in metric all along?
BarbadoSlim | May 2, 2006 at 4:07 pm
Right after her comments, the Angel of Death was given a brown envelope with a detailed dossier on this hooker’s movements and hangouts.
TaftHartley | May 2, 2006 at 4:08 pm
#3 OK. Funny. I laughed out loud.
suzy | May 2, 2006 at 4:09 pm
i thought she was doing the kabbalah thing?
TaftHartley | May 2, 2006 at 4:09 pm
I can’t believe I’m the first to say this…….
PHLTC
downshine | May 2, 2006 at 4:09 pm
how come you all still posted before me…i was away from my computer for 2 minutes and i still couldnt get first.
Paris is just jealous that after nicole lost all that weight she looks so much skinnier and classier than her.
TaftHartley | May 2, 2006 at 4:11 pm
….or WWPD. Probably fuck half the parishioners and finger diddle the choir.
suzy | May 2, 2006 at 4:11 pm
um… when you are as skinny as nicole is now… it doesn’t look classy… it looks scarey
watcher | May 2, 2006 at 4:12 pm
first
BigJim | May 2, 2006 at 4:13 pm
#9:
I’ve had three “firsts” on SF, and I can honestly tell you that it’s over-rated. It has done absolutely nothing to fill the tremendous void I feel in my soul.
Such a chasm of despair can only be filled, I believe, by pushing Paris Hilton off a cliff.
Akapee | May 2, 2006 at 4:13 pm
Why is the webmaster torturing us with these mind numbing posts about this bitch who should be molested with a car’s piston?
gammanormids | May 2, 2006 at 4:16 pm
Perhaps, instead of several confessions, she might want to commit all sins she can, and later confess them all for once. Who said Paris Hilton wasn’t smart?
(BTW, I am catholic)
#13, I got 2 firts: dunno why the big fuss about.
Derek Hail | May 2, 2006 at 4:19 pm
I recently wrote about this on my blog as well.
Except, I just had to comment on the falling out between Nicole Richie and Paris in this particular situation.
“Paris also went on to explain how she is responsible for Nicole Richie
St.Minutia | May 2, 2006 at 4:20 pm
I aspire never to be first. So far, I am 100% never first. I am Spectacular.
Fisher55 | May 2, 2006 at 4:21 pm
she must be religious, she’s playing Mother Teresa in that new movie…
Fisher55 | May 2, 2006 at 4:22 pm
#11, since when does Nicole Richie look “classy?”
spatz | May 2, 2006 at 4:25 pm
jesus hates you, paris hilton
UNWASHEDMASSES | May 2, 2006 at 4:26 pm
The only reason Paris would go to church is if she had a priest fetish. If it is true, and she does attend regularly, I pity the poor father who has to take her confession. The priests probably draw straws when she comes in due to the fact that she must recount so many sins her time in the confessional lasts forever. Or they draw straws because they like the salacious details…
Akapee | May 2, 2006 at 4:28 pm
Since the webmaster has decided to bore us with repeated posts about Paris, I have decided to help his cause by posting this shit from Askmen.com:
Paris Hilton sets the standard for the wealthy, twenty-something socialites of the 21st century. Her privileged upbringing as heiress to the Hilton millions and her whirlwind itinerary of partying make her seem like a perfect subject for Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.
Even a life that is such an Epicurean feast is not without its hiccups. Paris has garnered unwanted attention in the tabloids for her connections with movie stars such as Leonardo DiCaprio and Edward Furlong, not to mention a sex tape that made its way onto the Internet. And she hasn’t helped matters with her obnoxious conduct at a number of functions and parties at such high-profile venues as the notorious Studio 54, which has been duly publicized by the gutter press.
Nevertheless, Paris has made some efforts to step out of the imposing shadow of the Hilton name. She has established herself as a model and taken the first steps toward starting an acting career, as well as made inroads into the business end of the fashion world. It’s too soon to tell just how successful these ventures will be, and whether the name Paris Hilton will ever mean more than a hotel in France.
personality & talent
61
Sadly, it seems that Paris’ reputation as a “poor little rich girl” is justified. While by all accounts Paris has good relationships with her family, especially her sister and party partner Nicky, her public persona tends to be haughty and self-centered. Along with her well-publicized bathroom line-cutting, another example of Paris’ self-absorption is that her favorite movie is Zoolander — in which she appears.
As for talent, Paris’ ventures in film and fashion entrepreneurship have yet to really take off. But to be fair, merely in her early 20s, Paris still has a lot of time to explore and establish herself as something other than just another excessively wealthy socialite.
sexiness
84
Despite her protestation that she hates being famous, Paris adores the spotlight, and is very uninhibited (as her appearance in a homemade sex tape with ex-boyfriend Rick Solomon would suggest). Combine that lack of restraint with a pouty, girlish joie de vivre, and you’ve got quite a package — or a handful, if you tend to be more cynical.
In the end, Paris’ sexiness is a matter of personal preference. Her lack of sophistication, despite a privileged upbringing, when amplified by infantile antics, could be a real turnoff for many. Nevertheless, a breezy attitude, a pretty face, and a juicy bankroll are enough for some men. And since when were “respectable” women automatically sexy anyway?
accomplishments & fame
67
Ironically, Paris’ main accomplishment is that she has made herself famous without really having accomplished anything, aside from some modeling and bit parts in films like Wishman, Nine Lives, The Hillz, Wonderland, and The Cat in the Hat. She also starred in FOX’s reality show, The Simple Life, which featured Paris Hilton and best friend Nicole Ritchie (daughter of Lionel) living on a farm. The show was such a ratings hit that a sequel is being considered.
But you have to give Paris credit for dropping some of her cash on charities and charitable events, such as a casino night to benefit Harlem’s Room to Grow charity. And her trying to make a mark in the real world is commendable (even if it is the rather bogus world of fashion).
Paris’ fame remains closer to notoriety than true recognition. She is still a fixture in gossip columns and the tabloid press thanks to her antics at parties and string of high-profile boyfriends, and has now apparently become a role model for other attention starved socialites looking to up their public profile.
natural beauty
78
Paris isn’t quite a voluptuous knockout, but she certainly is pretty, and her success as a model is understandable. Her slender frame is certainly the stuff of cover girls. Her blonde hair, brown eyes, and sensuous mouth round out the picture.
But since she is still in her early 20s, Paris has the waifish, not-quite-developed look of an awkward teenager, which can detract from her assets. Perhaps in a few more years her beauty will mature a little more, and, by doing so, deepen.
personal style
76
Paris’ style leaves a bit to be desired, as it tends to shock rather than soothe. At a high-profile L.A. shindig, for example, she wore a white shredded-hem silk dress with rhinestones by Heatherette, sky-high Patricia Field platforms, and a white bomber hat by Gucci — and she looked like a dude ranch reject.
Usually, Paris can be seen in low-slung Frankie B. jeans, a tank top, a denim jacket, faux-diamond waistbands, and too much makeup: in other words, a more urban kind of overpriced pseudo-chic. It’s difficult to imagine Paris in anything truly elegant.
MeganHarris | May 2, 2006 at 4:33 pm
You see?? Paris is a nice girl! All those horrid lesbians that comment on this site that make fun of her are going to burn in HELL!
This is actually great news.
HairPie | May 2, 2006 at 4:36 pm
The Pope just announced he is switching to Greek Orthodox and wants a pass though her pearly gates.
Vas Deferens | May 2, 2006 at 4:42 pm
Oh great. Now she is going to give herpes to Jesus, too.
BarbadoSlim | May 2, 2006 at 4:44 pm
First of all, the “Hilton” name is not “imposing,” it’s a fucking hotel chain. Second the article bolis down to this, she’s a spoiled uneducated skank that hasn’t proven to have any other talent than being, a spoiled uneducated skank.
carmachu | May 2, 2006 at 4:47 pm
Of course no one takes your picture when you say you go to church. For one, you dont go, and two, if you did go, no one is dumb enough to be near you when the lightning bolt strikes you for trying to enter…..
Evil Willow | May 2, 2006 at 4:53 pm
Megan Harris is fired.
watcher | May 2, 2006 at 4:53 pm
bringing nicole on the show was the best thing for her – at least she’s kinda thin now.
chilichz | May 2, 2006 at 4:56 pm
If Paris entering a church would result in her bursting in to flames (That’s HOT)..I’m all for it. That skankalacious douche-bag has done NOTHING to warrant all the attention she is getting, not to mention all the business she is giving pharmaceutical companies by her spreading her legs, her STD’s, and puffer fish bubble eye!
TaftHartley | May 2, 2006 at 4:59 pm
MeganHarris I know who you are. If you don’t want me to expose you, stop posting immediately.
I am watching you…..
Jeff
DannyJames | May 2, 2006 at 5:00 pm
first, whats the deal with posting first? its so fuckin lame, for real.
secondly, why did paris suddenly bring up nicole? they were talkin about church i though.
Spindoc | May 2, 2006 at 5:01 pm
Wow, what a dumbshit. She gives interviews to regular magazines and talks about how much she likes to party…then she gives an interview to a GAY magazine and talks about how deeply she adears to a religeon that doesn’t accept them into it’s ranks. LOL!!!! Next she is going to donate a receipi to a cook books for Diabetics called “Paris’ old fasioned sugar cookies” what a dumb bitch.
radio4play | May 2, 2006 at 5:01 pm
Christ! When will I be first!
#25 funny
tcltc still
Jacq | May 2, 2006 at 5:02 pm
Akapee – Your long posts, including the one in the Lindsay thread are fucking annoying. I do not like you.
If Paris is such a devout Catholic, when does she have time to get into trouble? When does she finish her Hail Marys or get out of the confessional?
Charlaurz McHall | May 2, 2006 at 5:07 pm
Could this have anything to do with the possibility of her playing Mother Teresa in a movie of her life? I am sceptical of Paris’ catholic beliefs…not sure why?!
http://celebrityreligion.typepad.com/celebrity_religion/2006/05/paris_does_it_i.html
LittleWatson | May 2, 2006 at 5:12 pm
#23…how does Paris being Catholic but not getting photographed in church make her a nice girl?
bigfatmomma | May 2, 2006 at 5:14 pm
forgive me father for i have sinned… i can just imagine how that would go!
where did edna go? i wanted to see what she would say about this
Jacq | May 2, 2006 at 5:22 pm
MeganHarris is the new Edna Bambrick.
MeganHarris | May 2, 2006 at 5:23 pm
Oooooooh i’m soooo scared TaftHartley! You’re going to expose me! Uh, let me save you the trouble, I’m Megan Harris.
WTF | May 2, 2006 at 5:33 pm
BigJim I’ve lost all respect for you now…wait I never had any.
LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!! (tool)
replicunt | May 2, 2006 at 5:45 pm
guys, back off paris.
all she wants to do is get down on her knees before her savior and do whatever it is she can to please him…
EntertainmentWhore | May 2, 2006 at 5:45 pm
Jeff/Megan: enough already. Get a room.
cat | May 2, 2006 at 5:46 pm
@22
wit
-5
innovation
-5
annoyance factor
+100
BigJim | May 2, 2006 at 5:47 pm
White
Trash
Fag:
You opinion means so much to me. Isn’t it time for you to pick up your mom and sister from the Mustang Ranch?
WTF | May 2, 2006 at 5:52 pm
damn, i almost shit myself i was laughing so hard at that one BigJim.
righto..my good man…(SLAP!)
Barbara | May 2, 2006 at 6:05 pm
I can’t believe she has the nerve to say she is a Christian. I could just imagine the things she says in confession.
xAgonyxScenex | May 2, 2006 at 6:12 pm
I can’t stand to look at pictures of this woman. I’m sorry if thats mean. But she looks more and more like a man-woman every day.
Iambananas | May 2, 2006 at 6:18 pm
What is tcltc????????
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