After spending all that time with Britney Spears and her two kids, Paris Hilton says she’s ready to start having children of her own. She tells Life & Style Weekly:
“It’s been my dream to have four babies by 30. I look after animals, so I’d have a lot to give my kids.” In fact, looking after kiddies has become so appealing to Hilton that she recently cut short a night out with Spears, announcing to friends, “We’re going home to the babies. We miss them.”
Are there laws against this? There have to be laws against this. She “looks after animals” the way a three year old looks after animals. Being a serial baby rapist makes you more qualified to raise children than this clown.
Watch Paris birth a shrivelled, hunchbacked dwarf with a lazy eye and a face full of herpes sores. Then see her “donate” the child to medical science and replace the malformed babe with an infant culled from the same baby farm that produced Suri Cruise. Paris and her little replacement, smartly dressed alike on the red carpet, preening and showing their pudendum to the photogs while her true flesh and blood lies huddled in a cage somewhere covered in its own filth – a guinea pig for a new herpes vaccine.
*five years from now, in the cafeteria of a private school*
random kid: “hey, your mom is a coked-up, irresponsible, bed-hopping, talentless pornstar and popstar wannabe with a lazy eye, no dancing ability and a rotted, dried up cooch, and she thinks she’s a model and an actress but everyone who really matters in life knows she’s a loser and a pathetic fucking bitch.”
paris’ son: *silence*
If she does have a kid, it will be the first thing that has ever tried to get OUT of her vagina…ecchhh..
Every single post here is in agreement, for the first time ever I think. 100% of the people can’t be wrong, can they?
#48 – I’ll sign your petition if you add “sew her vagina closed” to the mandatory sterilization request. After all, we need to prevent the mutated herpes virii from spreading through ANY AND ALL channels, yes?
I took a class in college where we had to read arguments for and against requiring a license to become a parent. I never really understood why I needed to care about such a subject . . . until today. I’m for such an initiative after reading this. Discuss.
WONk! WONK!! Wierd eyeball coming through!
OK folks…..
http://www.petitiononline.com/nohilton/petition.html
#52 – paris’ son: “that’s hot.”
Oh Paris, honey! Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please PLEASE
HOOK UP WITH K-FED!
He’s very fertile, you know, and it would guarantee your presence in all the celebrags for the next 6 months at least.
Kids are the new black.
And just like Tinkerbell, when she gets bored with the baby, she’ll just hand him off to her mother.
God, we can only hope all of the STD’s she’s aquired have rendered her sterile.
Coat her turkey baster with spermicide. Whatever it takes.
Tinkerbell would make a better parent.
She’d get a nanny and only see them on special holidays or photo shoots.
I agree, Tinkerbell would make a better parent! She could teach the kids how to pee on Paris’ leg.
Someone needs to tell her getting sodomized by cokeheads in public bathrooms ain’t gonna get her pregnant. HPV yes, babies, no.
WOW, if she comes through on the whole “four kids by 30″ thing, how much you wanna bet at least one of the poor little bastards will be dead by the time she’s 35?
This will be forgotten by year end when she and Britney are not longer friends, she will be busy trying to control a new best friend to think about children.
NO (whap!)
MORE (whap!)
WIRE (whap!)
HANGERS!!!!!!!!!
God I hope the Department of Child Saftey read this report as well… they would now be on high alert if they did for the totally messed up poor little spawns of horror this thing would bear
#51
I laughed so hard that chocolate milk shot out of my nose.
And I wasn’t even drinking chocolate milk!
I’m having visions of hooves and horns.
wtf is with these idiots who think that having a pet prepares you for having a BABY? Someone spay this b*tch before it’s too late.
Ugh. Do you people really care about what this stupid twat does? How about no more posts on Paris Hilton. Make the bitch get a life just like everyone else. Anyone with me? Of course not. There are thousands of people who fuck on camera and don’t get this famous. I seriously don’t get it. She’s just so much nothingness… maybe someday I’ll understand, young grasshopper.
Honestly, #70. I mean, she thinks a fucking chincilla or whatever she claims to care for is comparable to a fucking baby! How is that even remotely funny?
She has enough money to buy all the kids in the world and feed them. And hire the richest nannies in the world to take care of them. But no one should worry. No man is stupid enough to inpregnant her, including K Fed-esque types. No one would want their baby to be a freak
who ‘dreams’ of having 4 babies by age 30?
people, this is how you spot stupidity…a dumb, porno-making twit believing that she can rise children because she has a puppy…
1- remember tinkerbell ran away from her
2- the kinkaju bit her as it tried to escape
3- she encouraged Nicole to molest that cow on the simple life
yeah Paris, I think you can be a mommy…just adopt an exotic one and flash him/her on random red carpet events
She’s ready for kids like Madonna is ready to adopt another kid! PLus I’m sure Paris is infertile due to her hybrid disease called herpes-ghonorrhea-tumour-hpv-syphillis-chlamydia-aids-bsc-creutzfeltjacobs-leukorrhea-bacterial vaginosis-candida-aids-hepatitis-a-b-and-c-multiple sclerosis-trichotillomania-psychosis-pzichophrenia-bipolar-tourettes-arachnopjobia-shingles-chickenpox-smallpox-the plague-anthrax!!!
I think shes’ been taken out of context here. When she said 30, she actually December 30. Nothing says more about the spirit of a true Christmas than four small individually selected chidren from the third world.
Yuuuuuck…I pity the fool who knocks up Paris Hilton. Although given her history of unprotected sex I doubt it’ll be too long before the world is graced with another blonde, vapid idiot.
http://www.celebrityfox.com/paris-wants-kids-soon/
Yeah. I’m sure the kids love it when mommy comes home pantiless, smelling of cigs and only partially drunk. At least they didn’t bring that firecrotch home with them.
Will I be the only voice of dissent?
Look, she’s 25 now so 4 kids by 30 means an awful lot of time spent at home being bloated and feeling sick. Unless she buys them of course, but humour me here that somehow she’s silly enough to bear them herself and suffer all the indignities and miseries that only pregnancy can bring. Ah, haemerroids, varicose veins, extended nausea… couldn’t happen to a nicer person.
After that, well it just means that OUR kids will have some airheaded sluts to sneer at 20 years down the line. I’d like that too.
I really HATE her. I mean she thinks a child is the latest accessory. But then again Britney makes having kids look so easy and effortless. I mean, what does she do really? I would want 4 kids too if it meant going out every night to party.
79 makes a good point…
she is our generation’s mascot of utter stupidity
HER HAIR IS SO FAKE…EWWW LOOK AT IT..
I’d hate to see the herpes sores all over those poor babies’ faces after the’re squeezed out of Paris’ filthy vag.
Oh good God all mighty maybe this girl should go get a real job like maybe at a daycare. Personnaly although Paris seems to be a very carring sort of person the girl also seems to be too much into herself. I can see just exactly what would happen if paris has kids. the kid would spit up on her and she would throw her arms up in the air saying eww gross. Daddddy I need a new dress this baby threw up on me. or omg Nicole this kid won’t stop crying should i put a shot of whiskey in the bottle?? Poor kid. I see full time Nannies and part time mommy in the future.
can’t a court intervene in this type of situation?
She is ready for a brain!!!!!!!
stupid bitch! I hate her.