Paris Hilton is ready for kids


After spending all that time with Britney Spears and her two kids, Paris Hilton says she’s ready to start having children of her own. She tells Life & Style Weekly:

“It’s been my dream to have four babies by 30. I look after animals, so I’d have a lot to give my kids.” In fact, looking after kiddies has become so appealing to Hilton that she recently cut short a night out with Spears, announcing to friends, “We’re going home to the babies. We miss them.”

Are there laws against this? There have to be laws against this. She “looks after animals” the way a three year old looks after animals. Being a serial baby rapist makes you more qualified to raise children than this clown.