Paris Hilton is quite the dancer

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, i FINALLY get the reasoning behind camera phones, to catch pepople make fun of themselves why they think they look, like, omigod, like, like totally hot.

LOL…quite the dancer…rrright! like Federline is quite the rapper.

Paris, this is an email I received. Thought u would like to take this test which u’ll most likely ace. I didn’t inlcude all of ‘em because …well, my attention span really shortens when it comes to u.

20 Ways For Women To Tell That They’ve Had A Little Too Much To Drink

1. I have absolutely no idea where my purse is.
2. I believe that dancing with my arms overhead and wiggling my butt while yelling “WOO-HOO!” is truly the sexiest dance move around.
6. I start crying and telling everyone I see that I love them sooooo much. (In your case, I think it’s ‘u luv me so much!’)
7. I get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because “Oh my God! I love this song!”
8. I’ve found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to me. (Who is it these days?)
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, stand on a table and sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming.
11. My eyes just don’t seem to want to stay open on their own so I keep them half closed and think it looks exotically sexy.
13. I yell at the bartender, who (I think) cheated me by giving me just lemonade, but that’s just because I can no longer taste the gin.
15. I start every conversation with a booming, “DON’T take this the WRONG WAY but…”
16. I fail to notice that the toilet lid’s down when I sit on it.
20. I take my shoes off because I believe it’s their fault that I’m having problems walking straight.

The worst part is she is probably not wearing any underwear at all.

And who are these losers hanging out with her? If she came near me I would run.

it looks like one of those losers is her sister. paris is trash. hot trash at that

Posted by Captain Awesome on January 18, 2006 08:29 PM

Seriously, white people can’t dance.

No need to get racist here white people can dance.

Careful walking on that floor people, Paris made it all sticky

just brainless.
nothing to say

Was this the night she peed in the cab?

supposedly a friend of mine went to that event.. a women was crying to her saying she lost her purse and that her dad will be mad cause her credit cards were in there and 20,000 dollars. To find out that it was Paris Hilton.. Hostess had found the purse who knows what reward she got from it but seems like she had fun dancing too.. from workers there.. was also found really sick and placed her in the private bathroom .. and then lights a joint.. yes… she smokes pot… what a surprise…

I find this girl to be as amusing as the next person, but why do people say she’s a whore? I mean, doe she street-walk? Has she had a hundred sexual partners?

Or is she a whore because she’s sexually active? And can be seen sucking dick in a video? Oh wait, ok, I get it now.

WTF.. Is that Lindsay Lohan’s dress? lmao XD

LMAO what a maroon…..

Someone should put a wallet in her mouth before she bites off her tongue. On the hand…

*other I mean to say on the OTHER hand…what I actually said was on the hand…that was just strange. But not as strange as Paris dancing for rain or “feeling Jesus”.

LOOK IT IS ME! PEE-PEE PARIS!

Pose #1 “I hope no one can smell that”
Pose #2 “Oh come on, I like it from behind”
Pose #3 “Wow that itch came back all of a sudden”
Pose #4 “Mr. Crabby, don’t nibble so hard”
Pose #5 “Quick take my picture”
Pose #6 “Will I remember this in the morning”

watch out for all the bones…don’t want someone to lose an eye!