Paris Hilton is quite the dancer

Superficial / January 18, 2006

I think it’d be great if Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton had a dance off. It could air on Fox and, just for kicks, Gary Coleman could freestyle rap in the background. It would be like a totally sweet spinoff of Dancing with the Stars, only instead of stars there would be two whores and a little black guy who kept repeating, “Whatchoo talkin’ about, Willis?”