Okay, I don’t get to do this very often, but I’m bringing you some exclusive news*: Paris Hilton is pregnant. Scope out that baby bump underneath her maternity dress. Oh, yeah, it’s on. While you gals plan the baby shower I’ll be stockpiling ammunition and canned goods for the coming collapse of civilization. Do you think I can fit a missile launcher in my basement? I think there’s room next to the Jacuzzi which, you know, is definitely staying. I’ll need that baby to seduce the few remaining women and repopulate the planet with my super seed. Or at least that’s what I’ll tell them. Actually, none of this is very different from my current routine except afterwards I won’t laugh and yell “Gotcha!” But then it won’t really be making love…
*This exclusive news may or may not have been completely made up by me and based on absolutely no facts whatsoever.
thats gross if she is….
hey is that donatela versaces daughter?
Paris wants to get pregnant. But everyone knows she has herpes, so who’s gonna be dumb enough to fuck her without a condom? Or fuck her at all for that matter? She’ll have to get a sperm donor like the dykes do. And a cesarean, or else the baby will be born with chlamydia in its eyes and herpes on its lips should it go through the birth canal.
Paris wants to get pregnant. But everyone knows she has herpes, so who’s gonna be dumb enough to fuck her without a condom? Or fuck her at all for that matter? She’ll have to get a sperm donor like the dykes do. And a cesarean, or else the baby will be born with chlamydia in its eyes and herpes on its lips should it go through the birth canal.
She has far too many STD’s to reproduce. It’s just a bad dress. Please don’t scare me like that again!
She has far too many STD’s to reproduce. It’s just a bad dress. Please don’t scare me like that again!
She looks fake all the time. this costume, not dress, only adds on to that fake appearance. Paris, do you still have your profile on the celebrity and millioniare dating site (Millionairematch.com/photo/bloger)? My bro said he saw you there few days ago again. You should have put it down
NO!! she’s pregnant. everyone would look pregnant in that outfit! and with the over fretting body guard.
She is cute. Some of my friends told me she has left some of her nude photos on a nudist date site named nudistonly.com. many celebs posed nude, rencetly such as Vanessa, Sophie Monk. It is porn path? No, I do not think so. Many celebrities have the nude photos, because they are intersted in nudim. I saw their profiles and nude photos on http://www.nudistonly.com . Being naked is comfortable and healthy.Nudism is divine and natural, do not regards as porn.
OMG is that the father?
chinese people like her a lot,she makes th americans lose face
she needs a nose job… hardcore.
and possibly an abortion.
i bet dubya would approve that one
Who’s the schwartzer in the odd wool cap who’s “assisting” her ass?
I thought Haloween was over.
She’s carrying the anti-Christ. The end is here!!!
Her friend of the moment is 20 times hotter.
fuck she looks like a transvestite.
seriously, if i didn’t know she was born a girl and someone said she was a transvestite i would believe them.
Relax, everyone – it’s just the pineapple from her guest appearance on south park. Sometimes, it gets stuck in her uterus and she just leaves it there.
she is cool in this dress, i like her hat very much. but i think she is not happy. why? once i saw she is on a dating site called sugarcupid.com, she seems find people there. i do not know whether she find a people. after looking her this expression, i can konw that she did not find one.
i think that paris hilton needs to go on with her life because if she ever gets pregnant i think that the world is gonna come to an end
I think the ugly whores mother should have held the things head under her car wheel and backed over it just after it fell out of her,,, Kathy U stupid slag why didnt you do the world a favour
omg!! NO!! another clone!! World is gonna go into disaster all over again when he/she grows up!!!! )’:!!!
poor kid.. having a whore as a mother, and being called “whore’s child “by ppl like me HAHAHAA!!
hate paris.. what a slutty skanky whore!! can she not keep her clothes on at night??
*rolls eyes..
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ys – November 13, 2007 11:29 PM
chinese people like her a lot,she makes th americans lose face
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HAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yer im chinese
i guess i shud love her as for she makes everyone else glad that they weren’t as shit as her HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAA
LOLL narr.. but i hate her, cos
hate is a special love for ppl who sucks LOL
seriously.. she mentally and physically sucks!!
how disguting man.. those guys wid her.. ewwwww it’s like they were sharing each other around.. after 1 c*ck in, another c*ck in the next day
*PPPUUKKKEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i don’t understand how she’s popular.. is she famous or notorious??
paris hilton and benji madden even said that paris hilton is pregnant and i have no clue y all you people and talking about some 1 you doent even no and saying yes she is pregnant and no shes not pregnant y do you even care its noy your baby talk about outherr stuff thats not about some 1 you dont even no and y do you want to talk about some who is not even a good person she may be some tims but STOP wasting your time
paris hilton and benji madden even said that paris hilton is pregnant and i have no clue y all you people and talking about some 1 you doent even no and saying yes she is pregnant and no shes not pregnant y do you even care its noy your baby talk about outherr stuff thats not about some 1 you dont even no and y do you want to talk about some who is not even a good person she may be some tims but STOP wasting your time
I think if she was pregnant i think shes done this so that she can get some attention since she hasnt gotten one lately…..
ooohhhmmmgggg liiiaaarr
she’s pregnant