Paris Hilton is practically a nun

Paris Hilton is claiming she’s still celibate, and when asked by a reporter how long it’s been since she’s had sex she said:

“About six or seven months, I think. I don’t care. I would rather just make out and kiss someone instead of sex. I’ve only been in, like, two relationships and I just thought I’d like to be single. Sex is sacred. People shouldn’t have sex unless they’re in an exclusive relationship anyway. I’d rather not do anything. Guys want you more when you don’t do it! Young girls should know that.”

Six or seven months, eh? It’s tough to know what that means since when Paris tries to count from 1 to 10 there’s like two alphabet letters in there and the word ‘piggy.’ To her “six or seven months” is probably more like 4 hours. Or her answer to when people ask her what time it is.