Paris Hilton is political

July 16th, 2007 // 100 Comments
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Paris Hilton – who told Larry King she reads the Bible even though she couldn’t come up with a single favorite passage – apparently told Larry King off camera that she’s also really into politics. The Scoop reports:

While off camera, King asked Paris Hilton if she votes, according to a source. Oh yes, Hilton responded. When did you last vote, King asked according to the insider, who says that Hilton replied, “Last year.” When King wanted to know which election she voted in, Hilton explained, “Presidential.” “I guess she forgot there was no presidential election last year,” quipped one amused source. “She was too busy reading the Bible.”

This is what happens when you’re really stupid and a liar. Or just really stupid. And since we’re on the topic of not being surprised by Paris Hilton, here she is spending the weekend in Malibu in her bikini. Let’s play a game of spot the attention whore. Can you do it? Can you spot the attention whore? This is a tough one, because there’s just so many people randomly posing on the beach and dancing to nonexistent music.


  1. mrs.t

    Is that Madonna’s little Lourdes kid in a couple of those shots-sitting?

  2. theredsnapper

    there should be a level of stupidity that causes instant death.. this bitch would have been dead ages ago..

  3. interloper5

    When the hell is she starting her charity work ? what a dumb herpes ridden hoebag

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  5. gay4girls

    I like how her ribs poke out farther than her breasts do (pic 6).

  6. johnsmith

    @51 yeah you could be right, and I think that’s David Beckham in the blue baseball hat and dark glasses. He lives in Calafornia now, don’t you know?

  7. milwaukee's beast

    Anybody got a clue as to who that girl 2nd row, 2nd and 3rd pic might be? If so, kindly let me know her adress and phone number, as I need to talk to her about her bad company. i mean seriously, how can she be hanging out in Malibu with a super-rich hootel heiress when she could be here in Poland with me, dining on a bowl of solyanka and homemade vodka?

  8. johnsmith

    oops I’m a fucking cunt retard: “California”

  9. Paris Jefferson

    Charity? No, that’s ignorant. That’s poopie work. Bikini and me wanna play!

  10. mrs.t

    johnsmith, you very funny man. haha, you make me laugh long time, jus like you make all ladies laugh in da bed, haha. you funny man, right? you have very funny small penis, haha?

    now you get da fuck out my store!

  11. Dizzybenny

    #9 best answer.
    can all the media make a Paris Hilton ban?
    i still don’t get the interess into a mop with a big nose.
    i hope one day soon shell get into a car with a drunk driver and she be chased by paparazzies and in a haste to get away they hit a pillar in some tunnel.
    (sigh)wishfull thinking i guess.

  12. johnsmith

    @51 and @60 you were asking a serious fucking question? who gives a fuck who those shit fucking useless fucking fuck nuts are. except obviously you, fuck nut

  13. Texas Tranny

    @#60…. Do you like to humiliate men with small dicks?
    I love to be humiliated in public for my “clit-sized” penis and the pretty panties I’m wearing.

  14. mrs.t

    johnsmith: if you don’t have a comeback, why post? Enjoy the rest of your day! I am out.

    Love,

    mrs. t

  15. johnsmith

    @64 you’re ‘out of it’ more like.

    love too xxx

  16. woodhorse

    #51 Mrs. T, I doubt it. Madonna hates Paris. Madonna is ready to off herself because she had to commit sacriledge all those years in order to get attention and all Paris has to do is dance to non-existent music and/or make racial slurs. Madonna was the original media whore but now she is chopped liver.

  17. George Couillard

    @45 I just think she is plain ugly, If I seen her on the beach and there was nothing else availble, I’d throw her a mercy fuck. Hey, I’m a guy whose lil head sometimes does the thinking…

  18. TS

    HOW SWEET WOULD IT BE IF THIS INGRATE DROVE HER BENTLEY OFF A 500 FOOT CLIFF?

  19. laffing

    I cant stop laughing….help

  20. Jessica

    Alright, everyone needs to lay off of this girl. You’re wishing death on her yet you don’t even know her. So fucking what if she’s posing on the beach? She has cameras following her 24/7, and I’m sure that no one here is the most beautiful person in the world and is able to judge her for how she looks/what she’s wearing. She’s at the fucking beach for God’s sake. You all need to get a life and find a new hobby rather than hating someone whom you don’t even know.

  21. Blow Me Hard Bitch

    #46:

    The photo of your mom?

  22. Hoya

    Great, now the ocean is infected

  23. @50 – pretty sure that is because he changed it.

  24. Christ on a Crotch

    Her ass, sadly is looking pendulous to say the least. What an idjit. She really gives us Aquarians a bad name. We’re generally very cerebral….or genuinely crazy…or a cool mix of the two. I don’t know where she fits in…..(scratches chin while looking up pensively)

  25. wedgeone

    Holy crap – I think Wally just resurfaced on this blog as the Texas Tranny. Must be his WWE name.

  26. jen

    #73. my bad! I don’t think I read it before he changed it, so it was new to me. Apologies from me.

  27. ToTellTheTruth

    EVERYTIME I see a pic of this slut all I can think of is filthy pussy and the bitch that pisses fire. Herpes Simplex 10 toting cunt.

  28. lapet

    The problem is Paris thinks “politics” is another word for “golden showers” and “voting” means having an “abortion”. Plus she confuses The Bible with Hustler magazine. They don’t have passages.

  29. Christ on a Crotch

    #70 Um, Jessica is it…(figures)

    You’re on the wrong site, baby girl. I think the pink parasol and applesauce site is three doors down.

    Por favor, nina, do you know where you are? (in spanish accent) Is da E-superfee-cee-al site, carajo!!!!

  30. Vel

    I feel sorry for her flat ass and her chicken legs. Boring!

  31. #70

    How can Paris still have fans? Is it that losers are drawn towards choosing a loser for their hero? She is an errant sperm that escaped from the anus. Her time spent there forever tainted the filthy strumpet.

  32. Malibu’s dirty shore makes Jones Beach look like paradise.

  33. Rosie's Mustach

    This herpie-simflex 10 trillion infested whore needs to be eaten by a shark, who of course would then die instantly from her ravenous STD’s.

    Nevermind that was way too mean, poor mr. sharkie, I don’t wish death on an innocent animal, that’s just heartless.

    So when is this filthy braindead whore going to succumb to her pus filled vag warts.

    Nice brown shorts does the vapid skank wear them to hide the fact that she isn’t toilet trained?

  34. what a fuckin doof…

    pariz and politicz..yea, right

    her legz are zo fatt//

    and who wearz a necklace

    like that to the beach?

    fuckin idiot?

  35. emily

    @79

    hahah.
    anyone who fucking thinks we are not the most fucking beautiful fucking people in the fucking world needs to lay off ok.just lay off.

  36. E

    I dont get the mystery of her boobs. a few weeks ago she had humongous boobs, b4 that she had what looked like little fake implants, now her boobs look like her real boobs again (thanks god- i love natural boobs better) but i dont get it!! does she have detachable implants, lol? or is she at the platic surgeons office every other week requesting a new size??? someone explain

  37. Boogie

    Those shades make her look like she’s on her way to do some Bass fishing.

  38. tonycatman

    #86. You raise a very important question.

    How does she grow/shrink her tits this way? I would speculate that she has detachable arse-cheeks. Or perhaps she buys bras with breasts already in them.

    She has a beautiful face, by the way.

  39. Ham

    i don’t like sharing the panet with her fans

  40. Ham

    she has ugly man hands
    i don’t like the idea that i live on the same planet as her fans

  41. I zee the herpez
    girl haz her

    brown
    diaper
    on
    hopefully, it
    will keep her
    germz in it…

    the ocean needz
    fluzhed clean
    after her skankazz?

  42. Christ on a Crotch

    Word, Emily! I’m B-E-A yootiful!!!

    And tonycatman, I’m sorry but her face is not beautiful. No offense, but you must have astigmatism.

    Let me list:

    Beak nose, too-small-close-together eyes (they are so wrong), chicken neck, I’m sorry but I can think of at least five thousand million jillion people who have a better face than she.

    Including the French bulldog that lives next door.

  43. janie

    THESE PICS ARE SO STAGED!!! I CAN JUST STAND THERE AND LOOK HOT TOO!!!!!!!!!!!

  44. jojo

    whatever comment you fags made i shot my load in that tummy belly in a split second
    that bitch had a steamy, firm, asswhorty body

  45. Swaggarts Gawd

    Sadly, the skanky herpes infested slut has intelligence comparable to Dubya Bush. That she claims to be political is not such a stretch afterall.

  46. street savvy

    In the 6th thumbnail, the first one on the beach, she is doing a dance for a little girl. Fortunately the little girl ignores her would-be molester and continues playing in the sand.

  47. Porkwhore from Hell….burn bitch burn

  48. thanks for your post!!!!!!!!!

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