Paris Hilton – who told Larry King she reads the Bible even though she couldn’t come up with a single favorite passage – apparently told Larry King off camera that she’s also really into politics. The Scoop reports:
While off camera, King asked Paris Hilton if she votes, according to a source. Oh yes, Hilton responded. When did you last vote, King asked according to the insider, who says that Hilton replied, “Last year.” When King wanted to know which election she voted in, Hilton explained, “Presidential.” “I guess she forgot there was no presidential election last year,” quipped one amused source. “She was too busy reading the Bible.”
This is what happens when you’re really stupid and a liar. Or just really stupid. And since we’re on the topic of not being surprised by Paris Hilton, here she is spending the weekend in Malibu in her bikini. Let’s play a game of spot the attention whore. Can you do it? Can you spot the attention whore? This is a tough one, because there’s just so many people randomly posing on the beach and dancing to nonexistent music.
Give it up for Paris. Haters : *
yay first….she needs to die….ive seen toilet bowls full of shit that looks better than her.
No tits.
That is all.
give it up for paris? you idiot.
Once again, fucking ugly ass bikini.
Takes one to know one vag- i mean, veggie
i love her:]
The further away you are, the better she looks. Seriously. It’s like the line from Wayne’s World back when the first Gulf war started, defining “scud”:
“Hey check out the rack coming towards us, that chick is…Oh no! She’s a scud!”
She voted herself president of Herpes nation
Um … isn’t music always invisible?
her poses are ‘hot’.
i hate her so much.
It that a blue life preserver that she is wearing around her neck or just the ugliest necklace in the whole world. I think Wilma Flintstone used to have a similar one.
Yawn!
Why is this news again?
It is reminiscent of the early Mike Tyson saying in an interview that he could have been anything he wanted to be even a brain surgeon … but when he got sent to prison his aptitude test revealed that he was not qualified for anything more complicated than pushing a broom.
Paris lives in a pretend world where her parents always let her win at checkers so she thinks she is smart.
Who the hell wears closed toe shoes on the beach??
She must have some pretty nasty toes because she is ALWAYS wearing closed toe shoes.
Third row First picture. Her legs look weird. I can’t explain why.
@6- 5th grade antics are soooooooo funny. Nice one man!
As I already said, she never ceases to amaze me.
screw her. check out my photo in Cosmo UK. rock! http://www.flickr.com/photos/15512283@N00/762518278/
How does she find time to go to the beach with all of the chairity work she is doing?
These pictures must be old. There’s a very young Tony Soprano staring at her in some of them.
I like her body.
Spanish people call that kind of women “gamba”. Like these prawns. You have to rip of the head before eating them. Means hot body and ugly face.
‘Ya know… this is what happens with old money. By the third generation what you get are retards.
As much as I hate to admit it, I’m typing with only one hand right now. God help me, but she’s looking really hot in these pictures.
Can yuo spot the dude paying attention to the attention whore?
@23- hrm, ahem, excuse me, dumbtwatfuck. Just so you know, I spell veggi with an i. Not ie. But you are very clever and absolutely hell-arious!!!! Keep up the great comments in my name if you can, cause I just put the wrath of hell spawns on you *thunder crashes and clouds darken* muahahahaha!
“How degenerate is your heart!” says the Lord God, “seeing you do all these things, the deeds of a brazen harlot.”
that’d be a pretty good “favorite passage”…
She is REALLY into the bible and politics in between blow jobs and prison? Maybe she became a born again Christian while doing time!
It’s too bad she’s Paris Hilton. Anybody else, and I’d have to say I admire her for not getting breast implants, and for keeping in shape, because obviously she looks good here, and very natural. But then there’s the head, and what’s in it. Too bad.
Poor Paris. Tries so hard to be smart. I’m sure she is. She probably just meant to say the last Presidential election.
I agree with #28.
I prefer “I’m rich and you’re not and I can do anything I want, so suck it” Paris. Go back to that. This “my time in prison has really changed me, look, I’m smart and religious now” bullshit you’re trying to sell only works on stupid people… wait a minute… OK, never mind, as you were, Paris.
But seriously, if someone is honest about being a scumbag, I can kind of respect that a little. But Paris is clearly not smart enough to pull off repentent and serious, so she shouldn’t try. I know she wants to continue to pull in that personal appearance and product promo money, but if she can’t do PR any better than this, she should just stop. It’s like Michael Jackson trying to do normal or Donald Trump trying not to be an asshole.
Is it just me or is anyone else getting sick of these “Vibrant Ads”? They’re annoying….I mean, really? The word “game” is linked? LAME.
She hs the bone structre of a man baby. And giant man hands and man feet.
But at least her penis is tucked in.
Looks like she just walks up to random groups of people on the beach and pretends they are her friends for a moment while the cameras snap photos real quick. Then she walks off, pouting because she really has no friends and her huge gaudy necklace gave her awful tan lines.
Bern you cocksucker
Is anyone going to notice that Paris is wearing the latest style of the very fashionable Crocs !!
@18 – I do not understand why you want people to look at pictures of a naked guy who isn’t you.
I mean, I can’t really claim any moral high ground, as I am pandering for page views right here on a daily basis … but I’m just confused by your deal.
Whoa – now “game” is no longer linked to anything! I am all powerful! Muuuahaha! Let’s try this with other things & see if they disappear…..Also on my list of LAME stuff:
Britney Spears
Adults who overuse the word “like”
The word “Haterade”
That dumbass on here called krazihottkelli
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is she ever going to do anything about her saggy,flat ass??i keep seeing pics of her leaving the gym but still her ass is falling further and further down the back of her legs-she really has no clue about anything,you’d think someone so vain would realise,i know i’m not the only one to notice
Why hasn’t anyone commented that she didn’t vote during the last presidential election? This was a big deal because she was part of P.Diddy’s “Vote or Die” group. Too bad she didn’t choose death.
Um, how DOES she do that thing with her boobs? the part where she makes them actually exist?
How do you have that much money and no tits? The cost of new tits is lunch money for her. And while she is in, maybe she could get that nose fixed.
Did she look hot in one pic? I mean all the pics I’ve seen are with the same poses and her ugly face. The body is quite ok, but that face, OMFG she’s so f*cking ugly!
Paris Hilton is my personal hero you, MF-ong haters. I just think you you’re just jealous you’re not brain dead spoiled rich whores, too!!!
She wore a “Vote or Die” T-shirt and then didn’t vote…can’t Puff Daddy legally shoot her? I thought that was the rule!
Ok, I’ll admit it. I did jack-off to these pics of Paris.
I still think the bikini is fucking ugly, but I so needed relief and she was avaiable to bust a nut on.
Guess which pic I jizzed on.
I’ll guess #8 or #9, because they include that hot Tony Soprano dude.
I wish someone would crack her in the head with the stupid Elton John size sunglasses she’s wears all the time.
Of course Paris is political and by political I mean the types of cocks she chooses for insertion. She thinks that deciding how many a weekend is a political decision.
tee hee
#10. “Um … isn’t music always invisible?”
“This is a tough one, because there’s just so many people randomly posing on the beach and dancing to nonexistent music.”
Nothing about invisible in there.