Paris Hilton – who told Larry King she reads the Bible even though she couldn’t come up with a single favorite passage – apparently told Larry King off camera that she’s also really into politics. The Scoop reports:
While off camera, King asked Paris Hilton if she votes, according to a source. Oh yes, Hilton responded. When did you last vote, King asked according to the insider, who says that Hilton replied, “Last year.” When King wanted to know which election she voted in, Hilton explained, “Presidential.” “I guess she forgot there was no presidential election last year,” quipped one amused source. “She was too busy reading the Bible.”
This is what happens when you’re really stupid and a liar. Or just really stupid. And since we’re on the topic of not being surprised by Paris Hilton, here she is spending the weekend in Malibu in her bikini. Let’s play a game of spot the attention whore. Can you do it? Can you spot the attention whore? This is a tough one, because there’s just so many people randomly posing on the beach and dancing to nonexistent music.
RUSerious?!?!?! | July 16, 2007 at 12:44 pm
Give it up for Paris. Haters : *
danielle | July 16, 2007 at 12:44 pm
yay first….she needs to die….ive seen toilet bowls full of shit that looks better than her.
Texas Tranny | July 16, 2007 at 12:45 pm
No tits.
That is all.
veggi | July 16, 2007 at 12:46 pm
give it up for paris? you idiot.
Texas Tranny | July 16, 2007 at 12:48 pm
Once again, fucking ugly ass bikini.
RUSerious?!?!?! | July 16, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Takes one to know one vag- i mean, veggie
elizabitch | July 16, 2007 at 12:49 pm
i love her:]
Tim | July 16, 2007 at 12:51 pm
The further away you are, the better she looks. Seriously. It’s like the line from Wayne’s World back when the first Gulf war started, defining “scud”:
“Hey check out the rack coming towards us, that chick is…Oh no! She’s a scud!”
ParisHerpes | July 16, 2007 at 12:51 pm
She voted herself president of Herpes nation
Bern | July 16, 2007 at 12:52 pm
Um … isn’t music always invisible?
penni | July 16, 2007 at 12:53 pm
her poses are ‘hot’.
i hate her so much.
cosmetologist | July 16, 2007 at 12:54 pm
It that a blue life preserver that she is wearing around her neck or just the ugliest necklace in the whole world. I think Wilma Flintstone used to have a similar one.
Poroleishon | July 16, 2007 at 12:54 pm
Yawn!
Why is this news again?
citizenstrange | July 16, 2007 at 12:56 pm
It is reminiscent of the early Mike Tyson saying in an interview that he could have been anything he wanted to be even a brain surgeon … but when he got sent to prison his aptitude test revealed that he was not qualified for anything more complicated than pushing a broom.
Paris lives in a pretend world where her parents always let her win at checkers so she thinks she is smart.
Mick | July 16, 2007 at 12:57 pm
Who the hell wears closed toe shoes on the beach??
She must have some pretty nasty toes because she is ALWAYS wearing closed toe shoes.
Third row First picture. Her legs look weird. I can’t explain why.
veggi | July 16, 2007 at 12:57 pm
@6- 5th grade antics are soooooooo funny. Nice one man!
Lexoka | July 16, 2007 at 12:57 pm
As I already said, she never ceases to amaze me.
Mike | July 16, 2007 at 1:04 pm
screw her. check out my photo in Cosmo UK. rock! http://www.flickr.com/photos/15512283@N00/762518278/
HerpesHilton | July 16, 2007 at 1:04 pm
How does she find time to go to the beach with all of the chairity work she is doing?
Pauley | July 16, 2007 at 1:06 pm
These pictures must be old. There’s a very young Tony Soprano staring at her in some of them.
Moefoe | July 16, 2007 at 1:08 pm
I like her body.
Spanish people call that kind of women “gamba”. Like these prawns. You have to rip of the head before eating them. Means hot body and ugly face.
norton | July 16, 2007 at 1:08 pm
‘Ya know… this is what happens with old money. By the third generation what you get are retards.
veggie | July 16, 2007 at 1:08 pm
As much as I hate to admit it, I’m typing with only one hand right now. God help me, but she’s looking really hot in these pictures.
Kip | July 16, 2007 at 1:09 pm
Can yuo spot the dude paying attention to the attention whore?
veggi | July 16, 2007 at 1:15 pm
@23- hrm, ahem, excuse me, dumbtwatfuck. Just so you know, I spell veggi with an i. Not ie. But you are very clever and absolutely hell-arious!!!! Keep up the great comments in my name if you can, cause I just put the wrath of hell spawns on you *thunder crashes and clouds darken* muahahahaha!
Ezekiel | July 16, 2007 at 1:16 pm
“How degenerate is your heart!” says the Lord God, “seeing you do all these things, the deeds of a brazen harlot.”
that’d be a pretty good “favorite passage”…
eaglepupil | July 16, 2007 at 1:20 pm
She is REALLY into the bible and politics in between blow jobs and prison? Maybe she became a born again Christian while doing time!
Karen | July 16, 2007 at 1:23 pm
It’s too bad she’s Paris Hilton. Anybody else, and I’d have to say I admire her for not getting breast implants, and for keeping in shape, because obviously she looks good here, and very natural. But then there’s the head, and what’s in it. Too bad.
Stephanie | July 16, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Poor Paris. Tries so hard to be smart. I’m sure she is. She probably just meant to say the last Presidential election.
Jewel | July 16, 2007 at 1:27 pm
I agree with #28.
LL | July 16, 2007 at 1:28 pm
I prefer “I’m rich and you’re not and I can do anything I want, so suck it” Paris. Go back to that. This “my time in prison has really changed me, look, I’m smart and religious now” bullshit you’re trying to sell only works on stupid people… wait a minute… OK, never mind, as you were, Paris.
But seriously, if someone is honest about being a scumbag, I can kind of respect that a little. But Paris is clearly not smart enough to pull off repentent and serious, so she shouldn’t try. I know she wants to continue to pull in that personal appearance and product promo money, but if she can’t do PR any better than this, she should just stop. It’s like Michael Jackson trying to do normal or Donald Trump trying not to be an asshole.
kellygirl57 | July 16, 2007 at 1:28 pm
Is it just me or is anyone else getting sick of these “Vibrant Ads”? They’re annoying….I mean, really? The word “game” is linked? LAME.
star69 | July 16, 2007 at 1:29 pm
She hs the bone structre of a man baby. And giant man hands and man feet.
But at least her penis is tucked in.
no1justminda | July 16, 2007 at 1:30 pm
Looks like she just walks up to random groups of people on the beach and pretends they are her friends for a moment while the cameras snap photos real quick. Then she walks off, pouting because she really has no friends and her huge gaudy necklace gave her awful tan lines.
Jimbo | July 16, 2007 at 1:31 pm
Bern you cocksucker
Maria | July 16, 2007 at 1:31 pm
Is anyone going to notice that Paris is wearing the latest style of the very fashionable Crocs !!
Bern | July 16, 2007 at 1:33 pm
@18 – I do not understand why you want people to look at pictures of a naked guy who isn’t you.
I mean, I can’t really claim any moral high ground, as I am pandering for page views right here on a daily basis … but I’m just confused by your deal.
kellygil57 | July 16, 2007 at 1:33 pm
Whoa – now “game” is no longer linked to anything! I am all powerful! Muuuahaha! Let’s try this with other things & see if they disappear…..Also on my list of LAME stuff:
Britney Spears
Adults who overuse the word “like”
The word “Haterade”
That dumbass on here called krazihottkelli
Flavor Flav
britbrat | July 16, 2007 at 1:37 pm
is she ever going to do anything about her saggy,flat ass??i keep seeing pics of her leaving the gym but still her ass is falling further and further down the back of her legs-she really has no clue about anything,you’d think someone so vain would realise,i know i’m not the only one to notice
Jeff | July 16, 2007 at 1:37 pm
Why hasn’t anyone commented that she didn’t vote during the last presidential election? This was a big deal because she was part of P.Diddy’s “Vote or Die” group. Too bad she didn’t choose death.
gollygee | July 16, 2007 at 1:40 pm
Um, how DOES she do that thing with her boobs? the part where she makes them actually exist?
Bite Me! | July 16, 2007 at 1:41 pm
How do you have that much money and no tits? The cost of new tits is lunch money for her. And while she is in, maybe she could get that nose fixed.
Tessa | July 16, 2007 at 1:45 pm
Did she look hot in one pic? I mean all the pics I’ve seen are with the same poses and her ugly face. The body is quite ok, but that face, OMFG she’s so f*cking ugly!
Jerry Falwell | July 16, 2007 at 1:52 pm
Paris Hilton is my personal hero you, MF-ong haters. I just think you you’re just jealous you’re not brain dead spoiled rich whores, too!!!
lambman | July 16, 2007 at 1:54 pm
She wore a “Vote or Die” T-shirt and then didn’t vote…can’t Puff Daddy legally shoot her? I thought that was the rule!
Texas Tranny | July 16, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Ok, I’ll admit it. I did jack-off to these pics of Paris.
I still think the bikini is fucking ugly, but I so needed relief and she was avaiable to bust a nut on.
Guess which pic I jizzed on.
GameShow | July 16, 2007 at 2:04 pm
I’ll guess #8 or #9, because they include that hot Tony Soprano dude.
Sheva | July 16, 2007 at 2:09 pm
I wish someone would crack her in the head with the stupid Elton John size sunglasses she’s wears all the time.
Of course Paris is political and by political I mean the types of cocks she chooses for insertion. She thinks that deciding how many a weekend is a political decision.
Texas Tranny | July 16, 2007 at 2:10 pm
tee hee
jen | July 16, 2007 at 2:16 pm
#10. “Um … isn’t music always invisible?”
“This is a tough one, because there’s just so many people randomly posing on the beach and dancing to nonexistent music.”
Nothing about invisible in there.