Paris Hilton is made of porn

September 26th, 2008 // 75 Comments

Artist Jonathan Yeo created the above portrait of Paris Hilton using nothing but old porn magazines. He’s currently exhibiting the work at a London art gallery along with a portrait of George W. Bush using the same medium. This Yeo fellow clearly has a knack for knowing when not to waste paint. FOX News reports:

He got the idea for the collages following the cancellation of a commission by the White House to paint Bush in 2004. He made the portrait, anyway, but in the form of a collage using pieces of pornographic magazines.
Barrett said posters of the Hilton portrait, titled “Paris, 2008,” will be sold for $20 each at the gallery.
She said Yeo was offering Hilton proceeds from the sale of the posters as a “lighthearted” gesture because the hotel heiress has said she didn’t receive any money from the notorious 2004 sex video that starred her and then-boyfriend Rick Salomon.

Sadly, you can’t see any of the porn in this picture (Trust me, I’ve gone through ten magnifying glasses.), but this is probably the classiest thing that will ever happen to Paris Hilton. Until I mold a statue of her out of used condoms. I love art!

UPDATE: I found a nipple and a penis. What do you guys got?

Photo: PopCrunch
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  1. mamadough

    it’s like I-spy, but with penises! he should do a whole book. and i would pay $20 for a poster of the pope.

  2. E. Norma Stitz

    Talk about poetic justice! This is priceless!

    The body parts like the penises and asses and twats combined to a portrait of Paris Hilton needs no words!

  3. Yendor

    This isn’t even slightly interesting or hot. Total fail.

  4. dogonabone

    Where’s Waldo? …. No, Where’s Dildo.

  5. Cromstantinople

    Right elbow = female torso
    boom

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  8. Nikky Raney

    hahahaha that is so talented though, i wish i had that skill!

  9. The idea that america loves
    this brainless snob in year 2009 still frightens me.
    ………..AMERICANS NEVER GROW UP?

  10. stoplookingatme

    There’s another naked woman (head and torso) on the side boob between the spaghetti straps, and a third naked chick on the collar bone. And possibly twat on the left arm (right side of picture). Jesus I can’t believe I just spent more than 2 sec. looking at a pic of this moron, even if it is pretty kick ass.

  11. friendlyfires

    Gerard, are you like from the future man? How do you know they’ll be Americans, Paris Hilton, a Superficial? Clairvoyant? Optimistic? Pessimistic? Enquiring minds want grab you by your chicken neck and throttle, throttle, throttle, mu-ha-ha-ha, mu-ha-ha-ha, shit, I ate hormone chicken, again, when will I learn? Oh Emile?

  12. Unklejoe

    Ummm id jackoff all over this collage.

  13. There is an entire woman’s body in the lower left corner of the piece. This shit is awesome – who said art is dead????

  14. Air Mail

    She seems like a nice girl; why do people give her a hard time?

  15. Deacon

    I’m pretty sure her lower lip is a penis. Also a big reflection of a cock on her sunglasses. It may or may not be mine. Just sayin.

  16. I give it a one thumbs up.

  17. somuchbetter

    This is seriously really awesome. His ‘lighthearted gesture’ is in reality a very powerful statement to her and the American culture. Very clever.

  18. I think I will call it the “Moaner Lisa.” The painting is almost as amazing as Paris herself, which is a sculpture made completely of drugs, alcohol, air and sperm. I hope the collage will tour the nation’s museums including HOMA, The Tart Institute of Chicago, The Twational Gallery in D.C. and the Gooinhyman.

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  20. asif

    i see pussy below her ear

  21. InTheKnow

    Someone should point out to this artist that Ms. Hiltons does indeed receive monies from the sales of that sex tape. She could have prohibited its release, but chose not do so when when the cash started to roll in — not to mention the notoriety. True story.

  22. Nathiest

    uuhh…….. Thats BADASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love Paris so don’t get me wrong when I say thats really fucking cool!

  23. paris'boobs

    There’s a naked breast underneath that black tank top. Oh and one of those famous “articles” under her pit. You know the one’s that all the guys really get the magazines for.

  24. jy

    FYI, Damien Hirst is buying this piece with his winnings from his record-setting Sotheby’s auction he had at the beginning of this month.

  25. kt

    on the arm she holds up bottom left theres the whole lower half of a woman right next to the frame

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