Paris Hilton took her breasts out in London last night and is clearly as shocked as we are to see them. It’s almost like they magically appear from another dimension only to vanish just as quickly. That said, she’s so regal in these photos. Sort of like royalty, but you have to burn the throne after she sits on it.
 |
Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz |
 Is Anyone Surprised That Courtney Stodden Has A Sex Tape? – Dlisted | |
| Kesha Is Making Sidebutt A Thing – Buzzfeed | |
| Ba-Donka-Donk! Emma Watson Shows Off Some Sexy Curves – Popoholic | |
| These Sexy Girls Want To Give Your Ride A Wash – The Chive | |
| We Are Loving Anne Hathaway's Sideboob And (Almost) Nip Slip – Lainey Gossip |
Yawn….. Next
Suck on these babies you fuckin muffintop pimplefaced low wage losers.
AWE HOW CUTE!
..
SHE IS PRETENDING TO HAVE BOOBIES!!
Admit it… you’ve jerked off to Paris. You’re doing it right now. So am I.
Push-up bras work wonders!
she looks beautiful, like a princess. is she really thaaaat skanky? I’ve seen worse. so what she loves the cock? her mom raised her in a rich isolated bubble. she could be a lot worse and a lot fuglyier. i heard she speaks 4 languages from her world traveling. i like her. so do my guy friends.
Yea…she speaks four languages all right…the only problem is she only knows 5 words in each dialect!
FUCK ME I’M A SLUT…in Italian, French, German and Russian!
what’s with the fucking headbands? I mean, seriously?
I find it amusing how you poor folk try to comprehend how those of us who are endowed with money behave. It truly is another realm of existence. Can you working class servile simpletons imagine travelling to any place you desire at almost any time you it pleases you to do so?
I have never had to actually work a single day of my life and pray that I never do. I would end my life.
Paris behaves as a rich girl should. Try not to be jealous, just accept the fact that some us are better than the majority.
Know your place – your role. Even if it is on your knees cleaning floors for the upper class.
That ain’t nothin but duct tape wrapped around her ass pushing them together. And those headbands are shit!
#9
(crickets)
yawn..#9
Wow, everybody, we’ve finally found a glamour queen to take Diana’s place! Kate had better hope Wills doesn’t see this, or it’s going to be Queen Paris some day.
Is she wearing that push-up bra again?
I love her. She’s hot.
#6…DAMN! I didn’t know Randal had a sister!
LOL 11 and 12
The mouthshot could be better this time.The weather was great.
Knock,knock,hello!
I’m curious,how much languages does she really speak?
Paris Hilton – the answer to the question “What if trailer trash had money?”
I heard she can still speak with a dick shoved in her mouth – is that considered an additional language?
Honestly? On most days, i think she looks pretty damn good. OK, she’s as dumb as a bag of hammers, but who cares? I’d hit it hard.
Why is she constantly wearing one of those ridiculous headband things lately? Is she trying to hold what little brains that she’s got inside her head?
She looks like a freakin’ manniquin. What a tool.
I’m really the Master of the Obvious, but it appears that she keeps wearing those stupid headbands to try and hide her forehead wrinkles. I bet she looks just like a Shar-Pei puppy without them.
I made a wordle for you:
http://www.wordle.net/gallery/wrdl/759336/thesuperficial.com
haha everytime she wears one of those superpushupbras shes always looking at her boobs in the pictures. like woah thats what cleavage looks like, sweet. her nipples are probably screaming between the bra and the top of that dress. i think those headbands were cool in the 1920s. its so annoying when people try to be retro. they just end up looking like ridiculous clowns. i dont know why they just dont understand that the flapper girl thing, and the marilyn monroe thing is not and never will be cool again.
i would fuck the shit out of her.
#9 was hilarious by the way. first of all cuz that was the fakest piece of shit ive ever read. and also cuz people that are truly rich like paris hilton are the simpletons because they have never had to learn a thing in life. they have people that do absolutely every little daunting task for them. and they’ve spent their whole lives indulging themselves. but i dont blame them i guess. its their parents fault. like that episode of paris bff where she buys a $1000 sundae. that is insanity at its finest.
Man hands.
And #9 must be the only wannabee elitist fuck that reads Superficial – nice going tool, now take your cock out of your hands and go make your bed. You cant live off your parents money all of your life gravy boater.
#9, So how is your job at McDonald’s treating you these days?
I feel sorry for her. I don’t care how much fucking money she has, she always looks like a joke in her clothing. That ridiculous hairdo and her headband thing is hanging off her ears. She doesn’t have any friends she can trust, just people who cart her around all night wherever she wants to go. She is dumber than a rock. Isn’t she getting a little old to be dressing up as Princess everynight?
# 32 “Dumber than a rock” I think is a little bit severe.
Like ‘My’ sources are now saying ‘Uranium’ has always had a lot going on. How about them isotopes ?
Shove that up your Periodic Table – BITCH ! That type of thing.
Actually I’ve always liked Paris – in victim of society type of way – that type of thing..
But – Paris,as they say in China, (Kowloon, ChungKing Mansions 17th Floor)
Inside job ?
Hey,hello!
Srly, when will she stop with that faux retro look? This is getting ridiculous and she clearly doesn’t know how to… well, dress.
I was wondering if she was 14 and suddenly became a fan of Dita Von Tease and wanted to dress liker her idol…
Dita’s hot. Paris is…
…
….
*snore*
Ding,dong! Cash or cheque?
Those creepy shoulders and stringy arms never go away.
Who cares if that is a pushup bra. Her titties would like the same with my hands on them, pushing them up, down, to the side …
#33 – Binky – say what? I been there. What’s up with the Mansion 17th floor??
@ 9,
You, sir, are a douchebag. I was lucky enough to be born into a family of “substantial means”. My father, one of six, is the only one of his siblings to work, and he’s the only one who is still married to his first wife, has a functional relationship with his children and is satisfied with himself.
I graduated from Bowdoin College two years ago and have been working hard ever since. Could I afford to sit on my ass like you and contribute absolutely jack shit to society? Sure.
But I don’t, cause I’d feel like a piece of crap.
#9 go to hell. i hope you do end your life with a slow painful death. you do not deserve exixtance.
#39 took the bait hook, line and sinker.
Another night, another party. Such is Paris’s life.
# 41
You’re right, I did.
Doesn’t change the fact that he (she?) is an assclown.
#9,
Hahahaa,
Yeah right asshole, if you have so much money,what are you doing reading this crap?You don’t have shit and you know it, so fuck you. That skank paris is a slut, who the fuck cares what she does?She’s rich and can do what the fuck she wants so fuck her too.Having all the money still didnt save the bitch from getting vd…so fuck it.
This is absolutely a big secret. Recently I found a hot club
– S e e k i n g t a l l . c o m — just for sexy tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don’t miss your love.
her knees look live Olive Oil from Popeye
Oh come now. I disbelieve the degree of resent generated by simply stating my status if life. Does it shock the common man that there are those born into wealth?
As to me visiting this site, I also excrete, consume food (perhaps not of the poorly cooked variety that feeds the poor) and maturbate. I sometimes blow snot out of my nose also!
O forgive you people for being upset though, I would feel the same way if I were to find myself part of the working class.
Please try to find something to divert yourselves from the dreadful realities of your terrible predicaments. The hopeless suffering of having to work with the realization that you going to have to do so until the day you die. Poor.
Have as good a day as can be expected, my little friends!!!
(I am going to Canada next for a month and then back off to England for a week and then back to California until the middle of summer.
Where are we going? Perhaps Walmart and then…a bar?
#47. i dont think anyone begrudges someone for being wealthy. its the way you act. money cant buy you decency or class Exhibit A: paris. and just because someone doesnt have enough money to sit on their ass their whole life doesnt make them poor. you are trying so hard to have the stereotypical rich person persona its painfully obvious you are full of shit and vying for attention, and here i am giving it to you. go figure.
Paris really is beautiful and she is fascinating to watch. I know she’s a phony etc., but she knows what’s she’s doing. She has created a phenomena by just being “HER”. (I know, money helps)
wow if being “HER” contributes to being a great role model to all of us poor fuckers than good god maybe we should all take off our clothes and run around naked. good god why are you standing up to this walking herpes!!