Paris Hilton took her breasts out in London last night and is clearly as shocked as we are to see them. It’s almost like they magically appear from another dimension only to vanish just as quickly. That said, she’s so regal in these photos. Sort of like royalty, but you have to burn the throne after she sits on it.
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Roxi | April 17, 2009 at 5:03 pm
Yawn….. Next
Paris Hilton's tits | April 17, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Suck on these babies you fuckin muffintop pimplefaced low wage losers.
manda | April 17, 2009 at 5:06 pm
AWE HOW CUTE!
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SHE IS PRETENDING TO HAVE BOOBIES!!
Verez | April 17, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Admit it… you’ve jerked off to Paris. You’re doing it right now. So am I.
Blah Girls! | April 17, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Push-up bras work wonders!
Vally | April 17, 2009 at 5:13 pm
she looks beautiful, like a princess. is she really thaaaat skanky? I’ve seen worse. so what she loves the cock? her mom raised her in a rich isolated bubble. she could be a lot worse and a lot fuglyier. i heard she speaks 4 languages from her world traveling. i like her. so do my guy friends.
NY Ted | April 17, 2009 at 5:17 pm
Yea…she speaks four languages all right…the only problem is she only knows 5 words in each dialect!
FUCK ME I’M A SLUT…in Italian, French, German and Russian!
jules | April 17, 2009 at 5:22 pm
what’s with the fucking headbands? I mean, seriously?
$>0 | April 17, 2009 at 5:31 pm
I find it amusing how you poor folk try to comprehend how those of us who are endowed with money behave. It truly is another realm of existence. Can you working class servile simpletons imagine travelling to any place you desire at almost any time you it pleases you to do so?
I have never had to actually work a single day of my life and pray that I never do. I would end my life.
Paris behaves as a rich girl should. Try not to be jealous, just accept the fact that some us are better than the majority.
Know your place – your role. Even if it is on your knees cleaning floors for the upper class.
AMO | April 17, 2009 at 5:46 pm
That ain’t nothin but duct tape wrapped around her ass pushing them together. And those headbands are shit!
response | April 17, 2009 at 5:54 pm
#9
(crickets)
Demise | April 17, 2009 at 6:06 pm
yawn..#9
pip | April 17, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Wow, everybody, we’ve finally found a glamour queen to take Diana’s place! Kate had better hope Wills doesn’t see this, or it’s going to be Queen Paris some day.
Rhialto | April 17, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Is she wearing that push-up bra again?
Lindsay Lohan | April 17, 2009 at 6:42 pm
I love her. She’s hot.
dude | April 17, 2009 at 6:43 pm
#6…DAMN! I didn’t know Randal had a sister!
LOL 11 and 12
Rhialto | April 17, 2009 at 6:51 pm
The mouthshot could be better this time.The weather was great.
Darth | April 17, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Knock,knock,hello!
Gando | April 17, 2009 at 6:54 pm
I’m curious,how much languages does she really speak?
Charley Kane | April 17, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Paris Hilton – the answer to the question “What if trailer trash had money?”
Jamie's Uterus | April 17, 2009 at 7:32 pm
I heard she can still speak with a dick shoved in her mouth – is that considered an additional language?
mikeock | April 17, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Honestly? On most days, i think she looks pretty damn good. OK, she’s as dumb as a bag of hammers, but who cares? I’d hit it hard.
Jrz | April 17, 2009 at 9:33 pm
Why is she constantly wearing one of those ridiculous headband things lately? Is she trying to hold what little brains that she’s got inside her head?
Regan | April 17, 2009 at 9:44 pm
She looks like a freakin’ manniquin. What a tool.
Master | April 17, 2009 at 11:04 pm
I’m really the Master of the Obvious, but it appears that she keeps wearing those stupid headbands to try and hide her forehead wrinkles. I bet she looks just like a Shar-Pei puppy without them.
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liz4sale | April 17, 2009 at 11:59 pm
haha everytime she wears one of those superpushupbras shes always looking at her boobs in the pictures. like woah thats what cleavage looks like, sweet. her nipples are probably screaming between the bra and the top of that dress. i think those headbands were cool in the 1920s. its so annoying when people try to be retro. they just end up looking like ridiculous clowns. i dont know why they just dont understand that the flapper girl thing, and the marilyn monroe thing is not and never will be cool again.
jlylec | April 18, 2009 at 12:01 am
i would fuck the shit out of her.
liz4sale | April 18, 2009 at 12:04 am
#9 was hilarious by the way. first of all cuz that was the fakest piece of shit ive ever read. and also cuz people that are truly rich like paris hilton are the simpletons because they have never had to learn a thing in life. they have people that do absolutely every little daunting task for them. and they’ve spent their whole lives indulging themselves. but i dont blame them i guess. its their parents fault. like that episode of paris bff where she buys a $1000 sundae. that is insanity at its finest.
Sport | April 18, 2009 at 1:16 am
Man hands.
And #9 must be the only wannabee elitist fuck that reads Superficial – nice going tool, now take your cock out of your hands and go make your bed. You cant live off your parents money all of your life gravy boater.
Murph | April 18, 2009 at 2:21 am
#9, So how is your job at McDonald’s treating you these days?
Tracey | April 18, 2009 at 2:30 am
I feel sorry for her. I don’t care how much fucking money she has, she always looks like a joke in her clothing. That ridiculous hairdo and her headband thing is hanging off her ears. She doesn’t have any friends she can trust, just people who cart her around all night wherever she wants to go. She is dumber than a rock. Isn’t she getting a little old to be dressing up as Princess everynight?
Binky | April 18, 2009 at 3:15 am
# 32 “Dumber than a rock” I think is a little bit severe.
Like ‘My’ sources are now saying ‘Uranium’ has always had a lot going on. How about them isotopes ?
Shove that up your Periodic Table – BITCH ! That type of thing.
Actually I’ve always liked Paris – in victim of society type of way – that type of thing..
But – Paris,as they say in China, (Kowloon, ChungKing Mansions 17th Floor)
Inside job ?
Gando | April 18, 2009 at 3:28 am
Hey,hello!
Soffy | April 18, 2009 at 6:40 am
Srly, when will she stop with that faux retro look? This is getting ridiculous and she clearly doesn’t know how to… well, dress.
I was wondering if she was 14 and suddenly became a fan of Dita Von Tease and wanted to dress liker her idol…
Dita’s hot. Paris is…
…
….
*snore*
Nero | April 18, 2009 at 6:41 am
Ding,dong! Cash or cheque?
Narcissist | April 18, 2009 at 7:05 am
Those creepy shoulders and stringy arms never go away.
spamfighter | April 18, 2009 at 7:47 am
Who cares if that is a pushup bra. Her titties would like the same with my hands on them, pushing them up, down, to the side …
#33 – Binky – say what? I been there. What’s up with the Mansion 17th floor??
Bob Vila | April 18, 2009 at 8:32 am
@ 9,
You, sir, are a douchebag. I was lucky enough to be born into a family of “substantial means”. My father, one of six, is the only one of his siblings to work, and he’s the only one who is still married to his first wife, has a functional relationship with his children and is satisfied with himself.
I graduated from Bowdoin College two years ago and have been working hard ever since. Could I afford to sit on my ass like you and contribute absolutely jack shit to society? Sure.
But I don’t, cause I’d feel like a piece of crap.
jonese | April 18, 2009 at 9:29 am
#9 go to hell. i hope you do end your life with a slow painful death. you do not deserve exixtance.
Ogg | April 18, 2009 at 9:35 am
#39 took the bait hook, line and sinker.
Lily Mathilda | April 18, 2009 at 10:04 am
Another night, another party. Such is Paris’s life.
Bob Vila | April 18, 2009 at 10:16 am
# 41
You’re right, I did.
Doesn’t change the fact that he (she?) is an assclown.
Fuck U | April 18, 2009 at 11:18 am
#9,
Hahahaa,
Yeah right asshole, if you have so much money,what are you doing reading this crap?You don’t have shit and you know it, so fuck you. That skank paris is a slut, who the fuck cares what she does?She’s rich and can do what the fuck she wants so fuck her too.Having all the money still didnt save the bitch from getting vd…so fuck it.
sala white | April 18, 2009 at 12:22 pm
This is absolutely a big secret. Recently I found a hot club
– S e e k i n g t a l l . c o m — just for sexy tall gals and guys to find their cupid. Come on, tall singles. Don’t miss your love.
Carlson Slay | April 18, 2009 at 12:40 pm
her knees look live Olive Oil from Popeye
$>0 | April 18, 2009 at 2:04 pm
Oh come now. I disbelieve the degree of resent generated by simply stating my status if life. Does it shock the common man that there are those born into wealth?
As to me visiting this site, I also excrete, consume food (perhaps not of the poorly cooked variety that feeds the poor) and maturbate. I sometimes blow snot out of my nose also!
O forgive you people for being upset though, I would feel the same way if I were to find myself part of the working class.
Please try to find something to divert yourselves from the dreadful realities of your terrible predicaments. The hopeless suffering of having to work with the realization that you going to have to do so until the day you die. Poor.
Have as good a day as can be expected, my little friends!!!
(I am going to Canada next for a month and then back off to England for a week and then back to California until the middle of summer.
Where are we going? Perhaps Walmart and then…a bar?
liz4sale | April 18, 2009 at 2:52 pm
#47. i dont think anyone begrudges someone for being wealthy. its the way you act. money cant buy you decency or class Exhibit A: paris. and just because someone doesnt have enough money to sit on their ass their whole life doesnt make them poor. you are trying so hard to have the stereotypical rich person persona its painfully obvious you are full of shit and vying for attention, and here i am giving it to you. go figure.
joy | April 18, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Paris really is beautiful and she is fascinating to watch. I know she’s a phony etc., but she knows what’s she’s doing. She has created a phenomena by just being “HER”. (I know, money helps)
grid | April 18, 2009 at 5:14 pm
wow if being “HER” contributes to being a great role model to all of us poor fuckers than good god maybe we should all take off our clothes and run around naked. good god why are you standing up to this walking herpes!!