Paris Hilton is hawking hair extensions now

These are promotional shots for Paris Hilton’s new hair extension line DreamCatchers. You can check out the company site here if you absolutely hate your eyes, ears and sense of dignity. In the meantime, I’ve come up with some slogans to help Paris in her entrepreneurial pursuit:

DreamCatchers: Because you’ve stopped taking your meds and stole your grandmother’s purse. Get beautiful!

DreamCatchers: Look we gave her some money and figured she’d choke on the extensions during the development process. Who knew?

DreamCatchers: Or you can keep looking like a trash bag full of cottage cheese, Kim Kardashian.

DreamCatchers: Because you know who gives great hair advice? Chicks with herpes. That’s science. Hair science.

Photos: The Sun