Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are BFF

July 6th, 2007 // 112 Comments
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Paris Hilton showed up to Lindsay Lohan’s Fourth of July bash hosted by A.J. Lamas (the son of Lorenzo Lamas), and the two apparently made peace. The NY Daily News reports:

“Paris has decided to give Lindsay a second chance,” says a spy, noting that the two were cordial. “Paris was known as a bully … she would form alliances. If a friend didn’t like Lohan, then she wouldn’t like Lohan. But she’s through taking sides. She realized who her real friends were when she was in jail — and there weren’t many. Plus, she’s got to be in a good mood after the Blackstone Group bought the Hilton Hotels, boosting her inheritance.”

Whew! We can all rest easy now, because Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are friends again. There were a tense couple of months back there when the dynamics of their relationship wer– *blows brains out*

NOTE: These aren’t pictures of Lindsay with Paris, they’re of Lindsay at a party in Malibu the day after. Because that’s what you do in rehab. You attend parties and then don’t actually go to rehab.

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Comments (112)

  1. jrzmommy | July 6, 2007 at 1:33 pm

    FIRST!!!

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  2. jrzmommy | July 6, 2007 at 1:33 pm

    See, I told you she’s changed.

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  3. HellaHecka | July 6, 2007 at 1:36 pm

    Uhhh does anyone else see that that isn’t Psris Hilton, or am i just taking crazy pills?

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  4. john's girl | July 6, 2007 at 1:36 pm

    There’s NO WAY that’s Paris. Check out the schnoz.

    In the first thumbnail, where’s Lindsay’s thumb?

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  5. JumpinJ | July 6, 2007 at 1:36 pm

    Doesn’t it look like Paris is smokin a crack pipe in the photo? Might explain a lot of things.

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  6. BlohansPancakeTits | July 6, 2007 at 1:37 pm

    I didn’t think it was possible to fit that many douches in one pic. the paps are good these days.

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  7. Doug | July 6, 2007 at 1:37 pm

    You know what they say about skanks of a feather . . .

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  8. Donkey | July 6, 2007 at 1:38 pm

    Hey look… up on the balcony… it’s Katie Holmes.
    Oh no, never mind, it’s just Paris Hilton.

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  9. allykitten85 | July 6, 2007 at 1:38 pm

    There’s no way that’s Paris. It’s some random chick with way whiter hair, a way bigger nose, and way bigger very fake tits.

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  10. bern | July 6, 2007 at 1:41 pm

    UNO!!!

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  11. Samantha Jones | July 6, 2007 at 1:43 pm

    Um, the writer has not said that picture is of Paris. It’s just the most recent of Hohan.

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  12. Donkey | July 6, 2007 at 1:43 pm

    For some reason the first thing that popped into my mind was that song by Van Halen… “Running with the Devil”

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  13. James | July 6, 2007 at 1:43 pm

    I know I will be able to sleep better tonight knowing that Paris and Lindsay are BFFs again. I think this will solve the war in Iraq, world hunger and the engery crisis.

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  14. itspat | July 6, 2007 at 1:45 pm

    “the writer” …

    let’s not get carried away here

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  15. cookiemonster | July 6, 2007 at 1:45 pm

    look @ pic6, her tits look huge and SAGGY :(

    I don’t think she’s changed…..give her time and she’ll be back to her old tricks.

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  16. Courtney | July 6, 2007 at 1:45 pm

    Man, I can’t figure out with Lohan looks so good to me. Maybe she just looks like she’d be a really, really good fuck.

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  17. citizenstrange | July 6, 2007 at 1:46 pm

    Meet the “new” Paris. Same as the “old” Paris. She has the attention span of a flashbulb. Whatever happened to her Safe House? …. oh, just forget it.

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  18. Tim | July 6, 2007 at 1:46 pm

    Am I the only one who noticed THAT’S NOT PARIS in the pictures!!! Wake up, people!

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  19. Kamihi | July 6, 2007 at 1:46 pm

    Thats not even Paris and I am just so sick of Hohan – shes always orange and surely with all that cash she could get a proper fake tan and not sprayed flourescent?

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  20. lambman | July 6, 2007 at 1:46 pm

    oh lindsay lol

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  21. Boba Fett | July 6, 2007 at 1:47 pm

    I wonder how many dicks she’s had since getting out of rehab?

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  22. Irwin | July 6, 2007 at 1:47 pm

    I’d hit the chick in the white dress, but only if she lost a few pounds.

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  23. Uncle Ernie | July 6, 2007 at 1:48 pm

    @16 How about you Courtney? Are you a really, really good fuck????

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  24. Donkey | July 6, 2007 at 1:50 pm

    Well the text says its not Paris.
    I don’t see the confusion.

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  25. Beef Curtians | July 6, 2007 at 1:51 pm

    I imagine her smelling of cigarettes, bad perfume, dried sweat and desperation.

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  26. no1justminda | July 6, 2007 at 1:51 pm

    Awww, picture #2…a gorilla carrying it’s baby

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  27. Rami | July 6, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    That isn’t Paris and Lindsey is a flat-assed disgusting freckled pig. Either way they’re both whores.

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  28. jrzmommy | July 6, 2007 at 1:52 pm

    ALLLLLL those people weren’t drinking or getting high. Isn’t she supposed to be cutting out the “bad” influences in her life? Promises? Hello?

    C’mon Jrztroll, we all know I don’t do the First thing.

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  29. Perry | July 6, 2007 at 1:55 pm

    Isn’t LL diggin’ into her cooch in that first picture? What a woman…

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  30. Robbo Dobbo | July 6, 2007 at 1:57 pm

    Lohan sure has some saggy boobs for a 21 year old.

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  31. bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands | July 6, 2007 at 1:58 pm

    LOL!! #29–seriously–is she diggin for gold there? FIRECROTCH!

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  32. costamar | July 6, 2007 at 1:59 pm

    Most of the people posting comments here don’t seem to be able to read, only watch the pretty pictures.
    By the way, who’s the guy Lindsay’s dry humping in pic #3? He should go see a doctor after this.

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  33. MosesGabby | July 6, 2007 at 2:00 pm

    Lindsay Lohan has no interest in changing her ways. If she took rehab seriously, she would know she can not go to parties like she used to. Anybody who is trying to work a program knows “People, places, and things.” Lohan has done nothing to change. It will only be a matter of time before she is fucked up again.

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  34. veggi | July 6, 2007 at 2:08 pm

    When they kissed and made up, Paris slipped one of her freakishly long fingers up Lindsay’s butt, then winked her wonkeye and put the finger in her mouth.

    That’s hot.

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  35. FRIST!!! | July 6, 2007 at 2:09 pm

    I’m FRIST!!!

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  36. Poroleishon | July 6, 2007 at 2:09 pm

    In picture #2 – What kind of dirty dance move is that? that guy’s totally diggin her ass!!

    eeww….

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  37. FRIST!!! | July 6, 2007 at 2:10 pm

    That photo is HORRIFYING!!!! I’m gonna have nightmares. I’ll have them anyway….

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  38. Shinanigans | July 6, 2007 at 2:11 pm

    LL is so considerate with her cigarettes, she tries her super hardest not to burn molesters with them

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  39. domingoflores | July 6, 2007 at 2:15 pm

    thats not paris and thats definetely lindsey…and who the fuck cares.

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  40. veggi | July 6, 2007 at 2:15 pm

    @34. wow. you just can’t seem to get over the finger in the ass fetish of yours.

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  41. veggi | July 6, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    It’s not a fetish, it’s completely normal.

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  42. Nicole | July 6, 2007 at 2:20 pm

    Um, that isn’t Paris Hilton. Looks nothing like her. Looks more like Meryl Streeps daughter if anything. And I don’t think Paris Hilton even smokes cigarettes. You never see her doing that, and given how much she’s photographed, that’s another reason I doubt it’s her.

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  43. Dogs Can't Look Up | July 6, 2007 at 2:22 pm

    It’s possible there was mention of all that previously.

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  44. veggi | July 6, 2007 at 2:24 pm

    It says these aren’t pictures of Paris.

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  45. ssdd | July 6, 2007 at 2:35 pm

    Looks like Anna Kournikova to me..

    Anyways…as far as the haggared skank Lohan goes…. She will NEVER change… she’s not even out of this rehab place officially, and she can’t stay off of the party scene. If anyone thinks she’s not doing drugs and or drinking..you’re crazy.

    ‘Promises’ ..or whatever the name of the “rehab” place is~ is a fucking JOKE.

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  46. sourgrapes | July 6, 2007 at 2:36 pm

    FOR FUCKS SAKES READ THE ARTICLE!! clearly it states that Paris isn’t in these pics…jeez

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  47. miss oblivious | July 6, 2007 at 2:37 pm

    Recovered, my ass. Maybe…if only for the moment. But temptation abounds…and sin runs amuck. We’ll see how long she can hold out around all that…

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  48. Tim | July 6, 2007 at 2:42 pm

    That’s not Lindsay in Paris – the party was in Malibu!!! Wake up, people!

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  49. clairebear | July 6, 2007 at 2:43 pm

    Is that Hohan’s baby sister in the first photo? When I was 13 I was lucky to stay up till 9 on mother’s bridge night; then she’s pat me on the head and send me packing…off to bed that is.

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  50. wiinja | July 6, 2007 at 2:43 pm

    people are getting worked up that paris ISN’T in pictures? gimme a damn break

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