Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan are BFF

July 6th, 2007 // 112 Comments

Paris Hilton showed up to Lindsay Lohan’s Fourth of July bash hosted by A.J. Lamas (the son of Lorenzo Lamas), and the two apparently made peace. The NY Daily News reports:

“Paris has decided to give Lindsay a second chance,” says a spy, noting that the two were cordial. “Paris was known as a bully … she would form alliances. If a friend didn’t like Lohan, then she wouldn’t like Lohan. But she’s through taking sides. She realized who her real friends were when she was in jail — and there weren’t many. Plus, she’s got to be in a good mood after the Blackstone Group bought the Hilton Hotels, boosting her inheritance.”

Whew! We can all rest easy now, because Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are friends again. There were a tense couple of months back there when the dynamics of their relationship wer– *blows brains out*

NOTE: These aren’t pictures of Lindsay with Paris, they’re of Lindsay at a party in Malibu the day after. Because that’s what you do in rehab. You attend parties and then don’t actually go to rehab.


  1. jrzmommy


  2. jrzmommy

    See, I told you she’s changed.

  3. HellaHecka

    Uhhh does anyone else see that that isn’t Psris Hilton, or am i just taking crazy pills?

  4. john's girl

    There’s NO WAY that’s Paris. Check out the schnoz.

    In the first thumbnail, where’s Lindsay’s thumb?

  5. JumpinJ

    Doesn’t it look like Paris is smokin a crack pipe in the photo? Might explain a lot of things.

  6. BlohansPancakeTits

    I didn’t think it was possible to fit that many douches in one pic. the paps are good these days.

  7. You know what they say about skanks of a feather . . .

  8. Donkey

    Hey look… up on the balcony… it’s Katie Holmes.
    Oh no, never mind, it’s just Paris Hilton.

  9. allykitten85

    There’s no way that’s Paris. It’s some random chick with way whiter hair, a way bigger nose, and way bigger very fake tits.

  10. bern


  11. Samantha Jones

    Um, the writer has not said that picture is of Paris. It’s just the most recent of Hohan.

  12. Donkey

    For some reason the first thing that popped into my mind was that song by Van Halen… “Running with the Devil”

  13. James

    I know I will be able to sleep better tonight knowing that Paris and Lindsay are BFFs again. I think this will solve the war in Iraq, world hunger and the engery crisis.

  14. itspat

    “the writer” …

    let’s not get carried away here

  15. look @ pic6, her tits look huge and SAGGY :(

    I don’t think she’s changed…..give her time and she’ll be back to her old tricks.

  16. Courtney

    Man, I can’t figure out with Lohan looks so good to me. Maybe she just looks like she’d be a really, really good fuck.

  17. Meet the “new” Paris. Same as the “old” Paris. She has the attention span of a flashbulb. Whatever happened to her Safe House? …. oh, just forget it.

  18. Tim

    Am I the only one who noticed THAT’S NOT PARIS in the pictures!!! Wake up, people!

  19. Kamihi

    Thats not even Paris and I am just so sick of Hohan – shes always orange and surely with all that cash she could get a proper fake tan and not sprayed flourescent?

  20. lambman

    oh lindsay lol

  21. I wonder how many dicks she’s had since getting out of rehab?

  22. Irwin

    I’d hit the chick in the white dress, but only if she lost a few pounds.

  23. Uncle Ernie

    @16 How about you Courtney? Are you a really, really good fuck????

  24. Donkey

    Well the text says its not Paris.
    I don’t see the confusion.

  25. Beef Curtians

    I imagine her smelling of cigarettes, bad perfume, dried sweat and desperation.

  26. no1justminda

    Awww, picture #2…a gorilla carrying it’s baby

  27. Rami

    That isn’t Paris and Lindsey is a flat-assed disgusting freckled pig. Either way they’re both whores.

  28. jrzmommy

    ALLLLLL those people weren’t drinking or getting high. Isn’t she supposed to be cutting out the “bad” influences in her life? Promises? Hello?

    C’mon Jrztroll, we all know I don’t do the First thing.

  29. Perry

    Isn’t LL diggin’ into her cooch in that first picture? What a woman…

  30. Robbo Dobbo

    Lohan sure has some saggy boobs for a 21 year old.

  31. bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands

    LOL!! #29–seriously–is she diggin for gold there? FIRECROTCH!

  32. costamar

    Most of the people posting comments here don’t seem to be able to read, only watch the pretty pictures.
    By the way, who’s the guy Lindsay’s dry humping in pic #3? He should go see a doctor after this.

  33. MosesGabby

    Lindsay Lohan has no interest in changing her ways. If she took rehab seriously, she would know she can not go to parties like she used to. Anybody who is trying to work a program knows “People, places, and things.” Lohan has done nothing to change. It will only be a matter of time before she is fucked up again.

  34. veggi

    When they kissed and made up, Paris slipped one of her freakishly long fingers up Lindsay’s butt, then winked her wonkeye and put the finger in her mouth.

    That’s hot.

  35. I’m FRIST!!!

  36. In picture #2 – What kind of dirty dance move is that? that guy’s totally diggin her ass!!


  37. That photo is HORRIFYING!!!! I’m gonna have nightmares. I’ll have them anyway….

  38. Shinanigans

    LL is so considerate with her cigarettes, she tries her super hardest not to burn molesters with them

  39. domingoflores

    thats not paris and thats definetely lindsey…and who the fuck cares.

  40. veggi

    @34. wow. you just can’t seem to get over the finger in the ass fetish of yours.

  41. It’s not a fetish, it’s completely normal.

  42. Nicole

    Um, that isn’t Paris Hilton. Looks nothing like her. Looks more like Meryl Streeps daughter if anything. And I don’t think Paris Hilton even smokes cigarettes. You never see her doing that, and given how much she’s photographed, that’s another reason I doubt it’s her.

  43. Dogs Can't Look Up

    It’s possible there was mention of all that previously.

  44. veggi

    It says these aren’t pictures of Paris.

  45. ssdd

    Looks like Anna Kournikova to me..

    Anyways…as far as the haggared skank Lohan goes…. She will NEVER change… she’s not even out of this rehab place officially, and she can’t stay off of the party scene. If anyone thinks she’s not doing drugs and or’re crazy.

    ‘Promises’ ..or whatever the name of the “rehab” place is~ is a fucking JOKE.

  46. sourgrapes

    FOR FUCKS SAKES READ THE ARTICLE!! clearly it states that Paris isn’t in these pics…jeez

  47. miss oblivious

    Recovered, my ass. Maybe…if only for the moment. But temptation abounds…and sin runs amuck. We’ll see how long she can hold out around all that…

  48. Tim

    That’s not Lindsay in Paris – the party was in Malibu!!! Wake up, people!

  49. clairebear

    Is that Hohan’s baby sister in the first photo? When I was 13 I was lucky to stay up till 9 on mother’s bridge night; then she’s pat me on the head and send me packing…off to bed that is.

  50. wiinja

    people are getting worked up that paris ISN’T in pictures? gimme a damn break

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