What’re you seeing above is a deliberate attempt by Paris Hilton to gain attention by wearing maternity clothes. But since I drink 12 cups of awesome for breakfast, I’m going a different route: Paris Hilton is getting fat. Sources say she’s moved from Coke Zero to Diet Coke and is eating whole sandwiches instead of her usual diet of heroin with a twig of celery. And, let me tell you, it’s really starting to show in those thighs, folks.
I’ll take that medal whenever it’s ready.
Photos: INFdaily.com, Splash News
Stephanie | June 19, 2008 at 1:56 pm
I actually think this is the best she’s looked in a really long time.
trumper | June 19, 2008 at 1:58 pm
I know she supposed to be a skank and all, but the face looks awesome
mer | June 19, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Wow, a smile.
Ted from LA | June 19, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Who gives a fuck?
Lola | June 19, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Oh screw this lazy-eyed whore… All she wants is publicity. No one gives a rat’s ass if she’s preggers or getting fat… She’s ugly and needs to be shot right in her coots….. It’s just all for attention
JM | June 19, 2008 at 2:01 pm
The leather jacket with top snap, the early 80′s glasses, the shitty singing that can only be appreciated by other countries — I think I finally figured it out…
That bitch is turning into David Hasselhoff.
I hope Kitt has HAZMAT protection on his seats because there’s no telling what’s gonna drop from her crotch.
HeidiHo | June 19, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Hmm. Maybe if we actually bought some of her music or went to the theater to see that HottieNottie flick she would promise NOT to breed.
BTW anyone else suspect Hottie and the Nottie was to launder money?
Harley Quinn | June 19, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Yup she is preggers, she is glowing
for once she doesn’t look like she snorted cocaine up in her vagina
britney's weave | June 19, 2008 at 2:19 pm
“uhmahgawd, this is what i will look like when i’m preggers, you guys… i am SOOO HAAAAWT…”
Clem | June 19, 2008 at 2:21 pm
That is gonna be one fugly kid.
Cherry | June 19, 2008 at 2:25 pm
Maternity-like clothes are in fashion this summer for some reason. Its all about empire lines and non-fitted silhouettes. It looks terrible on the majority of women (including Paris).
nej22 | June 19, 2008 at 2:30 pm
she doesnt look fat to me.. her legs are still skinny
Mindy | June 19, 2008 at 2:31 pm
And heres Paris looking the same as she always does with that stupid fuckin grin on her face.. lame, next
PimpMammaM | June 19, 2008 at 2:31 pm
And to think, I’m trying to wear clothes that make me look thinner…..
Damn skinny chics……wearing maternity clothes to make them look better…..Would make my fat azz look 20lbs larger…….
But she does appear to be happier. Good for her, maybe that’s what she needed.
yaayaa | June 19, 2008 at 2:37 pm
god forbid she weight 10 lbs instead of 5
yaayaa | June 19, 2008 at 2:37 pm
god forbid she weight 10 lbs instead of 5
Kathy | June 19, 2008 at 2:40 pm
I think Paris looks healthy and NORMAL! I bet she is happy with her new boyfriend. Happy girls eat! Plus, she is not a teen anymore…
side note: not a huge fan of Paris (we all know her story), just sick of people picking on celebs who are slightly normal in weight!
YEAH I'M SHOUTING | June 19, 2008 at 2:47 pm
ACTUALLY, THIS ISN’T A MATERNITY TOP. IF YOU WALK INTO ANY “JUNIORS” AKA TEEN SECTION OF A CLOTHING STORE, YOU’LL SEE THIS STYLE OF TOP IS VERY POPULAR WHERE IT IS FITTED IN THE CHEST AND POOFY LIKE A GIANT SKIRT AT THE BOTTOM. IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ANY GIRL TO WEAR THIS STYLE AND NOT LOOK LIKE SHE’S SMUGGLING A CASE OF BURRITOS IN HER BELLY. IT’S THE MOST UNFLATTERING CUT EVER.
veggi | June 19, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Paris could curl up in a ball and be the size of one of Kim K’s ass cheeks.. And about the same cleanliness..
me | June 19, 2008 at 3:02 pm
her hands and her feet are gigantic. however, i do think she looks pretty in these pictures.
FRIST!!! | June 19, 2008 at 3:06 pm
I agree with Ted..
karatekachick | June 19, 2008 at 3:09 pm
I can’t believe I am saying this, I think she looks better in these pictures then she has in any picture i have ever seen of her, not the body etc, just in the face, I had no clue it was even her! WOW
Now, she is still an idiot and still a slut, but in these few pictures she almost looks……human??
Mandy | June 19, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Empire waist tops, tunics and dresses can look really nice, but the one she’s wearing is cut much too short, totally makes her torso look stumpy. I have to admit the hair and face looks nice, but she always looks like she’s posing. Nothing natural about this girl at all!
insomnia | June 19, 2008 at 3:17 pm
If it were trendy to be a hermaphrodite Paris would be showing up wearing her cod piece in spandex pants. We need a windfall stupidity tax.
havoc | June 19, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Attention whore.
Guess it worked…..
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martino | June 19, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Does anybody else hate the word “preggers”? I don’t know why, but it annoys me as much as (or more than) people who type comments in text message speak. Just type the word pregnant. It’s the same number of letters.
Doc | June 19, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Paris has the body type where most of her weight gain is on the stomach and this is why she choose to stay thin. She is wearing a maternity top because she has been eating more lately and gained weight on the stomach.
Nexera | June 19, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Her face looks like her ugly sister’s in these pics. However, I do like the outfit.
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | June 19, 2008 at 3:43 pm
I wish Jean Claude Van Damme would stop sucking dick long enough to helicopter kick this bitch right in the head.
Randal | June 19, 2008 at 3:59 pm
I’ve got to admit, Paris is actually looking like a defined woman in these pictures, extra padding or not, she may very well pull off being a great mother.
Her choice of doing this now while in the prime of her career may very well hurt her in the end but at least she’ll have a beautiful child to spend her time with.
Randal
Nikki | June 19, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Shes so pregnant…she looks healthy and has a nice glow to her face..come on…I know its normal to gain weight in a relationship..but its freakin Paris Hilton. Wasn’t her boyfriend just talking about having kids last week?
silverdollar | June 19, 2008 at 4:23 pm
where’s her stupid benji madden ring?
what now? | June 19, 2008 at 4:37 pm
No god please god no. Please please don’t let this heinous filthy bitch be pregnant , oh god a madden/hilton baby is more than this world can handle. Why couldn’t you make this bitch barren, if anyone does not deserve the ability to reproduce it’s The Parasite.
Seriously folks I am fucking scared shitless that this ho-skank got knocked up. I must say though that my oh my how the tables have turned, it was once pudgy little Nicole tagging after Paris and Paris was the main attraction (for men’s penises) and Nicole was just her chubby little sidekick who seemed to want to be like Paris and NOW that Nicole has a lower BMI than Paris, Nicole is the queen B (that’s how it works in Hollywood people) and it’s Paris who is trying to emulate and basically copy Nicole’s life. Pitiful Paris, just Pitiful and imagine how many diseases that poor baby will be born with and of course it will be beyond retarded and have a wonky eye and look like a miniature Boy George(even if it’s a girl). So by the sounds of it, it has the makings of a future President of the United States or at least a presidential candidate.
i do not clean up my spelling and grammar for anything relating to this diiiiiiiiiiiiiiirty HUAR!!!
lameo | June 19, 2008 at 5:19 pm
Dude it’s just a regular summery top that got blown by the wind. Her face looks surprisingly pretty here.
Ted Mosby | June 19, 2008 at 5:19 pm
I bet she is acting pregnant so that she can steal a pregnant woman’s baby.
Ripped from the headlines sort of thing.
Jas | June 19, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Don’t women’s breasts grow too with pregnancy? I know it’s not for all women, but, normally they start to grow long before a woman is in need of a maternity top. I doubt she’s preggos.
Kate | June 19, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Soooooooooooooooooooooo if she’s pregnant and she has herpies,can’t she give the baby herpies if it passes through the birthing canal? She could get a C-Section, but you can spread herpies to your child while it’s coming out can’t you? I once saw a picture of a baby with herpies on its face because its mother had herpies.
give her a break | June 19, 2008 at 8:31 pm
I actually think she looks really good. She doesn’t look fat at all!
I’m not a Paris Hilton “fan” by any means but give her a break!
snarkymalarky | June 19, 2008 at 9:05 pm
it pains me to say this, but she actually looks kind of good in some of these pics. She looks so much better with shorter hair and not all that hair extension crap. Either way I still hate this shallow, self absorbed rag. Let’s hope she doesn’t procreate.
dfd | June 19, 2008 at 9:13 pm
I think she has pretty face
but is still a stupid girl with not that much class.
Disarray | June 19, 2008 at 11:06 pm
Agreed. She looks good. I must admit I always thought she was attractive though, just a bit too skinny. As long as shes not talking shes good with me.
Famous Plastic | June 20, 2008 at 12:29 am
Superficial, you hit this one righhhhhttt on the head. She is absolutely trying to get attention by pretending to hide a prego bump. I hope to god her and her boyfriend do not produce. There are already too many ugly people in the world.
Sef | June 20, 2008 at 3:30 am
She’s not wearing her “engagement” ring
ferlo | June 20, 2008 at 4:59 am
she looks good here…her aura is a lot more humble, all the burns from everybody got to her finally. but, in defense of her alter ego where somebody died and made her Queen, she looked fantastic with her super hard Tahitian tan and her platnum hair streaming all down her back, hitting her ass…awe that was the dawn of The Simple Life before she was over-exposed and burned to the stake,
disillusionisreal | June 20, 2008 at 7:28 am
#4, That was priceless. I agree. So the Madden Bros. have cloned themselves. Whoopie. The world will end in 2012. The little tykes will not even have time to learn their ABC’s.
JoeSchmoe | June 20, 2008 at 9:08 am
She had another nose job…I couldn’t figure out what looks different, than I realized her nose isn’t as long as it used to be. She had the witch tip lifted (remember, it used to almost reach the top of her bottom lip, and her nose was very, very narrow).
She had a wider nose in her youth, and had it narrowed (too much, so that the tip had no support and it started to hang too low). It’s looks like she had an implant put in to lift the tip, and it’s a tad rounder now too. Looks so much better.
Vet Wrap | June 20, 2008 at 9:17 am
I had a dog once that I bought a squeaky toy for, and she had a false pregnancy. The Vet had me take the toy away from her and she got better. I think someone better take the paps away from Paris while she is trying on this media whore fix, or she just might reproduce on us. Have any of you ever seen the movie “Gremlins,” think about it people. It’s would be very ugly.
Nosy Nosy | June 20, 2008 at 9:20 am
JoeSchmoe – #46
Is that right, nose jobs sag like tits. Who knew…..
Tranny | June 20, 2008 at 11:55 am
This is the first time I have seen the tranny looking fat.
me not you | June 20, 2008 at 12:22 pm
This whore truly is like the boy who cried wolf. Absolutely everything she does is for publicity so if something actually DID happen in her life – like cancer (please, please God) – the first thing anyone would think is it’s a publicity stunt. I can’t even imagine what it’s like to live that way every minute of the day needing the attention of total strangers to feel validated. What an ass.