According to Life & Style Weekly, when Paris Hilton was unable to hook up at a party with Olympian Jeremy Bloom, she “made a bee line” for another club where she was spotted holding hands with actor Simon Rex, before ditching him for USC quarterback Matt Leinart. Additionally, a week earlier she was spotted with The O.C.’s Benjamin McKenzie. A source says: “She was desperately hanging on to him the whole night. They seemed really friendly as they said goodbye.”
Isn’t it common knowledge by now that Paris Hilton has herpes? Maybe all the guys she’s beeing going for since breaking up with Stavros Niarchos didn’t get the memo. And by memo, I mean looking at her face and realizing it’s Paris Hilton and that she has herpes. Because it’s Paris Hilton. And she has herpes.
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FUCK YOU PARIS HILTON HURRY UP AND FUCKING DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paris’ new nickname should be “Butter”. They both spread easily.
Paris will go fuck anybody cuz she’s shit and will fuck anybody anytime like it ain’t shit she needs to just stick her face in shit and disappear. Who likes her but herself with her head stuck up in her ass all the time…I hope the bitch goes to a million parties this year!
man i wish she would just die already. herpes or gun shot. either one works for me.
Paris Hilton alone could cause an epidemic of Herepes spread to most of world
help!!!
yeah, i would have nothing to do with her…
well i think that it’s probably more likely that it was friendly and people are stirring up trouble. i feel like paris has changed for the better as a result of her relationship wtih Benji and i hope that for her sake it lasts.