According to Life & Style Weekly, when Paris Hilton was unable to hook up at a party with Olympian Jeremy Bloom, she “made a bee line” for another club where she was spotted holding hands with actor Simon Rex, before ditching him for USC quarterback Matt Leinart. Additionally, a week earlier she was spotted with The O.C.’s Benjamin McKenzie. A source says: “She was desperately hanging on to him the whole night. They seemed really friendly as they said goodbye.”
Isn’t it common knowledge by now that Paris Hilton has herpes? Maybe all the guys she’s beeing going for since breaking up with Stavros Niarchos didn’t get the memo. And by memo, I mean looking at her face and realizing it’s Paris Hilton and that she has herpes. Because it’s Paris Hilton. And she has herpes.
Italian Stallion | March 23, 2006 at 5:19 pm
I gave Paris Hilton herpes!!!!!!!!!! next
hafaball | March 23, 2006 at 5:22 pm
Well, herpes go away, with cream…I know from experience.. ‘.’;;;
sykotiq | March 23, 2006 at 5:25 pm
She’s trying to spread the love…
Lynette Carrington | March 23, 2006 at 5:25 pm
Well, well! If she is getting desperate, perhaps that horrid Britney Spears scultpture may come in handy afterall……
Drew | March 23, 2006 at 5:26 pm
enough with the paris hilton stories. The Superficial is turning into the Paris hilton news network, how many jokes can you do about how dirty she is?
gogoboots | March 23, 2006 at 5:28 pm
The guys must take blistering hot showers to cleans themselves after hanging out with her for a night. YUCK!
hafaball | March 23, 2006 at 5:33 pm
Drew…obviously a lot.
suzy | March 23, 2006 at 5:33 pm
i sorta feel bad for her…
it’s obvious Paris is really insecure.. other wise she wouldn’t always be grabbing a guy! what’s wrong with being single and not having a guy??
i believe she needs therapy… her self-esteem apparently isn’t at a healthy level if she constantly needs a guy on her arm
officiallyhelen | March 23, 2006 at 5:34 pm
#5 – if it’s not a complaint about Paris, it’s about Lindsay Lohan…let them be…we’re all eager to know about Paris’ next herpes breakout or Lindsay’s next slutscapade!
Bring it on.
Uhhh, does this now mean that Jerry Bloom, Matt Leinart and Benjamin McKenzie have herpes? I think so!
not-one-of-you | March 23, 2006 at 5:39 pm
well i for one quit perezhilton.com b/c of this sort of repetitititition re this particular herpes-skank. but at least now I know which guys are also completely skanky…….and re # 2 genital *warts* may go away with cream???? but genital herpes says I herpes you forever…….
mamacita | March 23, 2006 at 5:41 pm
What’s with her new hair? She looks like fucking Amadeus. Well, except for the herpes.
Zed | March 23, 2006 at 5:55 pm
She looks like an Austrian waitress with that hair.
But an Austrial waitress with raging herpes and festering STDs.
TowelHead | March 23, 2006 at 6:03 pm
You know those trays they used to have at the pool? And you’d have to step in to them before getting in the pool so you didn’t pass on warts? Well whatever it is they put in those foot baths, Paris needs to douche with it.
TowelHead | March 23, 2006 at 6:07 pm
Alternatively – ‘Astroglide’ could come up with a lube gel that contains liquid nitrogen. Burn those fuckers off as you slide your knob in.
Tracy | March 23, 2006 at 6:10 pm
#10… I herpes you forever! Ha!
I wonder if, when Paris looks down at a festering chancre on her vajayjay, she says “That’s hot!”
Lettusaurus | March 23, 2006 at 6:12 pm
It looks like she has condoms in her hair.
radio3play | March 23, 2006 at 6:18 pm
Some med school should use her as a specimen to study STD’s.
and when the hell did she break up with the second greek guy?
rds0811 | March 23, 2006 at 6:35 pm
She will probably end up being the first human to get Botox injected directly into her eyeball to keep that lazy thing pointing straight ahead.
BarbadoSlim | March 23, 2006 at 6:53 pm
Everytime time Paris gets a new herpes blister, an angel gets his wings…BLESS HER!!!!!!*cue in angelic music*
ebayfan414 | March 23, 2006 at 6:58 pm
I’ve seen some comments on here commenting about how people can’t wait until she gets old and loses her looks….well guys, I have news for ya all: When she’s going to be wearing depends (old peeps diapers), retirement homes will never be the same again. The news will be filled with reports of an increase in heart attacks among older men (and raccoons), and she’ll still be shakin’ those (old, brittle) hips like there’s no tomorrow.
Jay from the Bay | March 23, 2006 at 7:18 pm
#16 Love it! Succinct and informative.
Superficial, can you please enact some sort of early warning detection system when you publish stories/photos of Paris Hilton? Every time I log in and am greeted with her puss staring back at me, my balls jump up into my stomach, my weiner cringes and my anus throws up a little. Please make the pain go away.
christee | March 23, 2006 at 7:46 pm
jay, did you have a little romp w/ paris that we should know about? c’mon, you can tell usss…
i don’t think douching with bleach and scrubbing that crotch with a brillo pad would save her now. i do wonder which small european country she’s going to invade this time around? luxembourg, lichtenstein- you’ve been warned.
jessica | March 23, 2006 at 8:07 pm
This page six blind item was obviously about Paris
WHICH cute young Hollywood couple is kaput? The blond babe dumped her hunk after she found out he gave her herpes . . .
http://www.nypost.com/seven/03162006/gossip/pagesix/65360.htm
Guess Stavros gave them to her
ESQ | March 23, 2006 at 8:34 pm
Everybody remembers the slut in high school that picked on for being a slut. Hollywood is like a giant high school and GOD knows what people say about her.
Pee-pee needs to just head into the porn industry at least there she will be respected for what she does best.
NoraBalora | March 23, 2006 at 8:55 pm
She looks beautiful in that picture!
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thegmanifesto | March 23, 2006 at 9:30 pm
I try to avoid paris these days….she still calls though
thegmanifesto | March 23, 2006 at 9:31 pm
I try to avoid paris these days….she still calls though
playahater101 | March 23, 2006 at 9:55 pm
She must be a very insecure person if she constantly needs to have man around. And is a bedhopper. Guess money can’t buy everything. These guys need to run away as fast as their legs can take them.
#2 & #10, herpes outbreaks can be treated with meds, but it’s a virus and it’s your friend for life. Genital warts can be frozen off but cause cervical cancer. I know a friend that happened to. From a dirty ex boyfriend.
hafaball | March 23, 2006 at 10:00 pm
Well, then it’s good I don’t have a cervix. And I’m sorry my STD knowingness isn’t up to par anymore, I guess I should of just said, “Second!!!!!”
DivaG81 | March 23, 2006 at 10:09 pm
You know what money doesn’t buy? a cure for herpes. You know what else money doesn’t buy? enough press coverup to make sure no one knows you have herpes. Looks like her slutty life has finally bitten her in the ass. I’m relatively the same age as Paris, and I can’t imagine facing the rest of my life (being this young) having herpes.
blueballs | March 23, 2006 at 10:16 pm
This woman hangs onto any guy. She’s such an attention ho. Any guy in his right mind would not avoid her.
RhinebeckCowboy | March 23, 2006 at 11:00 pm
Cure Paris Now! Announcing my new charity to do medical stuff and rid the Pink Pustule of the whatever luks below. I’m accepting donations, pending approval as a non-profit by the feds and Arnie. Hilton Hotels has already offered $999M and with the few bucks left over after my summer fling with Kiki in Maui, I fully expect my research guys will have a cure to announce before Nicole hits the slammer as an 11 y.o. child molester. Can’t let Old Herp get thrown into the prison system.
Disclaimer: nothing here intimates that STDs can be transmitted by TV pals foolin’ around.
Sister Morphine | March 23, 2006 at 11:20 pm
You know, it will be a good day when Paris Hilton is no longer news.
URalllosers | March 23, 2006 at 11:20 pm
When it comes to STD’s I am confident that I’m giving as good as I’m getting. I have no fear of Paris, but I really want Nicky to go to the dark side.
Jasmine | March 24, 2006 at 1:48 am
#25- I wouldn’t say that she looks beautiful in that picture, but for her, its a really good picture. It disguises her nose quite a bit.
guzilicious | March 24, 2006 at 6:59 am
skank skank skank
kill kill kill
christee | March 24, 2006 at 9:28 am
i thought starv-o was warned about HER herpes first? looks like someone’s planning to “ruin” someone else’s life, eh. that’s so…paris.
Derek Hail | March 24, 2006 at 10:59 am
Paris Hilton is the epitome of worthless. She hasn’t done anything for herself. She isn’t attractive. Her dad is rich. The bottom line is she is resting off her dad’s laurels.
Tracy | March 24, 2006 at 11:16 am
Today’s Paris lesson: Money can’t buy herpiness… I mean happiness. Herpiness is free!
blueballs | March 24, 2006 at 11:21 am
Knowing how celebs give their kids fucked up names, you can bet that Paris will name her first kid “leper”
NaughtyBits74 | March 24, 2006 at 11:32 am
This heifer has to be pretty hard-up to sleep or *cough* flirt with Simon Rex…
Hasn’t he been doing pornos just to pay the bills?
Spindoc | March 24, 2006 at 12:14 pm
According to the restraining order, a friend of Stavros was trying to warn HIM that Paris had herpes. My guess for that story is it’s Justin and Cameron (Although I’m not sure Cameron qualifies as part of a “Young Couple” As for PAris…I can’t imagine sleeping with her, I want to boil my eyes just from looking at her.
gogoboots | March 24, 2006 at 12:16 pm
#8 I don’t feel sorry for her at all, although the whole tummy tuck thing is pretty SAD!
HughJorganthethird | March 24, 2006 at 2:45 pm
Isn’t it more like Herpes has Paris Hilton?
HughJorganthethird | March 24, 2006 at 2:47 pm
I’m guessing Lienhart failed the “If a woman has an oozing open sore on her clam it’s____________” question on the Wonderlick test.
Jacq | March 24, 2006 at 5:36 pm
#25 – If you check the homepage on MSN right now, she’s one of the 9 worst best that they rip on. It looks like she got too much mystic tan in her hairline, among other things. Every time she pops a sore, an angel gets its wings…
boredatwurk | March 24, 2006 at 5:45 pm
Just looking at her makes my crotch start to itch…
radio3play | March 24, 2006 at 5:51 pm
She should be let lose in Iraq. Her and Tara Reid. They could both give the whole country STD’s and then move on to Iran and Syria.
There way of giving back to the country. Community Service 101
Pez_D_Spencer | March 24, 2006 at 10:53 pm
40 – No, no, no. You can never get free of herpiness. It’s like old luggage.