Paris Hilton was released from prison today just after midnight. She served 23 days in jail and lost nearly 10 pounds during her stay. And in other news, I found an old cake sitting on the sidewalk. Free dessert!
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That’s not the way my momma greeted me when I got out of jail……
NO FAIR! Moooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmm!
Now remember Paris DON’T DO IT AGAIN you extreme fuckwit.
I can’t wait for her to go back to her arrogant self/ways so all the softies who so lovingly or semi-sympathetically commented about her eat your words.
Fools.
I can’t wait.
She’ll never change.
Paris Hilton and “Free” will never be uttered together in the same sentence again!
funny how the first time i have EVER thought paris hilton was attractive was when she is released form jail. i cant remember the last time she smiled or looked that good.
I can’t believe I am saying this, but Paris actually looks very pretty with the low make-up look. God help me, have I become smitten with her or am I just really horney?……hmmmmmmm
Lookin’ a little big boned these days…
She looks a LOT better without so much make-up on. She actually looks pretty here (and I usually think she looks terrible).
I hate to admit it
but she looks awesome in the first pic!!
Weird, I never saw her looking that good!
What the heck are they looking up at? Look at pic 6, she is staring at something overhead with a vacant expression. Then in pic 7 the guy with the green “Sheriff” shirt is looking up, checking out whatever it is too.
i almost got arrested for driving with a suspended license for an unpaid speeding tickets and the cop actually let me go cuz i “seemed like a nice girl” instead of taking me to the slammer. he did cuff me and throw me in the back of the car and we going to arrest me. but the only thing that happened to me in court was a $150 fine. this wouldn’t have happened to anyone. dwsl isn’t jail time automatically, its the worst that can happen, but anyone whos been to court knows that anyone without a horrible prior criminal record gets off easy peasy. they were SOOOOO trying to make an example of her by sending her to jail. hell she even could have asked them to send her to jail for the crazy publicity, haha. i wouldn’t say thats not a possibility! did you see everyone following her when she got out?? all the copters in the air, and the cars on the road disobeying all traffic lines and signs, following the suv for almost an hour. crazy shit. shes just one rich girl among hundreds, and its not her fault she so damn popular in this world. its yours. so stop bitching about her. you know if you were in her shoes you’d live life to the fullest of your money as well.
i’m glad paris is out. she’s a nice enough girl she doesn’t deserve to be miserable in a jail cell for something trivial as driving with a suspended license.
111 – there at least a dozen copters in the air
does no one think she put on weight?! look at her legs!!
WOW!!!!! #90, very sad that you knew that..
And I mean “OMG there’s a safety pin in my cunt!” sad.
The cop on the left in the second photo looks like BIG JOHN MCCARTHY!
ARE YOU READY?
ARE YOU READY?
LETS GET IT ON!!!
Looks good? …Uh ok……. well I guess for those of you think that~ you can go to the brini maxwell site and check it out…this is paris’ twin in tranny-drag .. paris looks like a MAN in DRAG~!!!!!!!…..
She should try the genuine smile thing more often.
PARIS LOOKS GOOD, SHOULD KEEP THE PONYTAILS AND LAY OFF THE MAKEUP
Are you guys all a bunch of idiots? Of course she looks good. The devil always looks good. Infested herpes wench.
She wears blue contacts? I am so glad other people noticed that she appears to have gained weight.
uh wow i should start a petition to get her BACK in jail. =P go back to jail paris!
its also like shes pleading them to not put her back in the cell. she makes me sick. ugh.
Sure she’s as dumb as a box of rocks, and it was damn funny seeing her crying being carted off to the pokey, but she looks pretty damn cute here and with minimal makeup too. In fact she looks a hell of a lot better without makeup than a lot of celebrities.
And it’s kind of funny to see her do her model walk away from the jail.
freebird pariz:
fly away
we don’t need U
and if your going
to do zomething
productive…then
do it..what cha
waiting for?
therez alot of people
who need help, zo
while your zitting there
eating your fuckin cupcakez
people r starving, bitch..
get to work…and
ZTOP BRAGGING…
Lock the bitch back up.
I think it’s safe to say that most of us wouldn’t mind spending 10 days in jail if it meant we could come out and live the sort of luxurious lifestyle that she does!